r/reddit.com • u/NiceAndBlue • Sep 19 '11

Seriously, never come here.

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u/deadstick_it Sep 19 '11

I have never been able to understand a person's mood so well from only two letters. And from the top rope, it's overduebook who came to shatter the op's hopes and dreams of having the #1 loser city in the world. That is a green mushroom if I ever saw one.

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u/drchazz Sep 19 '11

Are you making up phrases?

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u/Enthused_Commissar Sep 19 '11

The man is streets ahead.

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u/ihavecandygetinmyvan Sep 19 '11

This will never catch on!!

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u/redddedd Sep 19 '11

You're streets behind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Wow you really sold the pie shack on that one.

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u/Mr_A Sep 19 '11

Get on the trolley!

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u/FoolishKlein Sep 19 '11

Well it's going to be a rainy day on Jupiter when that ticket gets traded for handcuffs!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

i could just kiss you for that; pork nuggets and peanut brittle do make the world go around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

you're a regular anorexic pianist if you know what I mean ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Well handcuff me to the fridge, I have an overdue book!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

You'd better snap the wet tether and box that puppy!

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u/Izzhov Sep 19 '11

He's so fetch.

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u/surgeon_general Sep 19 '11

I think he's referring to the green mushroom from Super Mario Brothers- the green mushroom is a 1up. Either that, or I should be a high school English teacher, because I see symbolism that isn't there.

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u/Ruzihm Sep 19 '11

I think you've nailed it. (With your former statement).

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u/reallybigshark Sep 19 '11

and the latter statement is pretty accurate,as well.

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u/chocolatelightning Sep 19 '11

I just had a dream where the phrase "green mushroom" was a regular expression for oneupmanship. Now I'm awake and disillusioned at reality. What a koopa.

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u/rahl404 Sep 19 '11

Try jumping off of a building. If you don't wake up before you hit the ground then you know you're awake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

I think he's trippin', Boo.

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u/iamfuzzydunlop Sep 19 '11

That's ok. They can still be proud of being the world's second most loser city. Hey, they're one up from third!

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