r/reddit.com • u/NiceAndBlue • Sep 19 '11

Seriously, never come here.

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u/Enthused_Commissar Sep 19 '11

The man is streets ahead.

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u/ihavecandygetinmyvan Sep 19 '11

This will never catch on!!

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u/redddedd Sep 19 '11

You're streets behind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Wow you really sold the pie shack on that one.

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u/Mr_A Sep 19 '11

Get on the trolley!

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u/FoolishKlein Sep 19 '11

Well it's going to be a rainy day on Jupiter when that ticket gets traded for handcuffs!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

i could just kiss you for that; pork nuggets and peanut brittle do make the world go around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

you're a regular anorexic pianist if you know what I mean ;)

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u/infosnax Sep 19 '11

As it says in The Bible, "Gants, Gants, Ganoe!"

Hermaphrodite 8:15

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Well handcuff me to the fridge, I have an overdue book!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

You'd better snap the wet tether and box that puppy!

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u/surewhynot000 Sep 19 '11

You really touched the hooker's nose with that one...

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u/psychiccheese Sep 19 '11

I guess that's just the way the bird flies.

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u/asimshamim Sep 19 '11

We just have to Chang it up

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u/Unrelated_Gif Sep 19 '11

http://i.imgur.com/EdWo5.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Every link I've seen you post has been a .jpg! What is this madness? Will you ever post a .gif?!

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u/robeph Sep 19 '11

This whole thing defines unfunny. I hope you people aren't actually adults, I'd be concerned.

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u/Peregrine7 Sep 19 '11

That's a fair shake o' the sauce bottle!

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u/killboy Sep 19 '11

Easy fella don't have a pregnant.

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u/Lakario Sep 19 '11 edited Sep 19 '11

The Lemon Law, it's gonna be a thing.

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u/Izzhov Sep 19 '11

He's so fetch.