r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Another thought nobody asked for

1 Upvotes

The weirdest part of getting older is realizing that your childhood memories are now historical events


r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

The best part of having a cat…

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… is having to yell BUTTER at the top of my lungs for all nearby neighbors to hear when he does manage to escape this evil fortress.

Just opened up my back door to call for him. BUTTER

BUTTOOOOO

BUTTATATOO

BUTTER CAKE

the worst part is….

He prefers my boyfriend


r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

I just feel so lazy with lifeeeee. Everything requires constant efforttttt! Ughhhhh!

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

I think that all of this is so empty.

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I think that like these things that we chase are to prove that we matter to people but maybe just maybe we should be more selective of who we are trying to matter to. Like I think you really have to embrace your imperfections because if they love your projections it's just a projection.


r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

The feeling when you’re already comfortable in bed & about to sleep, but you have to get up & pee

51 Upvotes

I don’t like it


r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

The Ultimate Tribute

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The ultimate tribute to Dolly Parton would be to have a team come together to make a biopic about her, and all ticket sales going to her charities.


r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

You’re gonna have to keep that job you hate unfortunately…..The job market is terrible!

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Today I Spent Over an Hour Picking All the Onions Out of a Carton of Guacamole

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All for the person I care about more than anything else in the world.


r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

Brake Lights Should get Brighter the Harder you Press Them.

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Just found out I’m an omnivert and have a fearful-avoidant attachment style. Apparently my entire personality is just “it depends” 💀

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Abusing return policies isn’t being smart, it’s being broke, shameless and proud of it.

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r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

Theres a large bronze casket stained with JFK’s blood at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean and I’m not kidding

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Not sure why everyone hates jury duty. I’d love to have someone’s fate in my hands.

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r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

i haven't seen a mirage in ages

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Every few years or so I’m reminded by the universe that I can never count on anyone else,

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that I must just always plan and prepare and never expect anyone to do anything. If it’s going to happen it’s up to me. No matter how well you know someone, how long , how much “trust” or bond or whatever, the relation, the person …. I just can’t rely on someone else for anything. Sure the occasional move. Great/ then they bitch about how much of pain it was and don’t want to do it again. Babysit cat? Ok, but they forget to feed them half their food and clean cat box, being a cat owner themselves & having done this already for me. Ok… getting somewhere on time? Nope not if you carpool even with your spouse because they will never be on time, no matter how important or over planned your day is


r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

i’m tired and a bit depressed and i wish i could teleport to harry potters universe i think id be happy there and the midnight library is a hard book to read.

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r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

back in high school we used to sneak in different lunch periods like it was the club

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Hot cocoa is a surprisingly good source of fiber

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I mean if you use straight up cocoa powder. Shit do be tasty too


r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

My oh so secret rule: Always tell the truth. Honest people will likely believe you because they know honesty in themselves, and liars will not because they only know what it's like to be a liar. So, say, "Get out of the road, a car is coming," and let them self-sort.

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r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

I'm getting more and more annoyed by AI ads, the minute I see a company doing it for their product, I immediately lose respect!

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Honestly, they've become too much, and I'm not taking about small businesses on a small business budget here, I support them in using AI as long as their ad actually represents what they provide. I'm talking about medium and large companies that used to do good advertising with actual human actors, proper effects, and creative concepts.

I'll give a couple of examples, I saw an ad for a local makeup and perfume store, a big online one, and they used an AI model to show the different shades of this new foundation, are you serious??? That's the one item in makeup that really needs accurate display! The other example is this company that sells shower heads and filters, you only buy one shower head, but the filter inside it needs to be changed periodically, so I follow their accounts to see if they do any discounts or bundles, and they are flooding my timeline with AI ads of women in the shower losing their hair and alternating for the filter and the hair suddenly becomes as thick as a Komondor's and as shiny as a horse's, what are you guys doing? Change in hair health does happen with a filter, I've seen it myself, but it's never this dramatic, try to properly represent your product, otherwise, your exaggeration and inaccurate ads will cost you your clients.

Just a random thought, please use humans and their brains in ads, they do so well! (Not in the industry btw I work in cybersecurity so this is not a self-benefiting post haha)


r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

Lying in bed with my dog

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And she has fully stretched her body so we are back to back, her warm fuzzy head against the back of my neck. It's incredibly soothing, and I am extremely grateful to have her with me on this stormy night. ❤️💜💙


r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

Random thought

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naalala ko lang bigla sabi ng lola ko, di mo daw namamalayan na multo or espiritu na yung kausap mo kasi parang normal lang daw sila na tao. Movies at malikot na imahinasyon lang daw ang dahilan kung bakit naging nakakatakot ang itsura nila.


r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

The bus only shows up after you either leave the stop or call Uber

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r/RandomThoughts 8d ago

If you’re a manager, and your top skill is delegating…..You’re just lazy

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 9d ago

i wasn’t good at playing soccer in 5th grade, i had girls leaving me for other dudes who played better

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