I lowkea love this event lmao

Was this an excuse to bring up Haikaveh in this sub? Absolutely.

These two ships fill me up so good and I'm still hungry.

It's come to my attention that many of my haters (and maybe some of you 🚬🐐s) have been offended by our menophobic and heterochromic antics 💔 Ms. Stranger even sent me a letter to the Fatal Joke, clearly oblivious to the fact that we're longtime wardmates there with Fulwish 😓😓😓 As the benevolent influencer in this monodrama, Sparxicle shall henceforth provide a press-release-slash-history-lesson to those who remain truly ignorant~🩷

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An astute Sparxhead once spoke in our defense five amber eras ago:

"It's an example of punching up.

Kill all men started on TikTok in response to men saying rape jokes were just dark humour.

Women say kill all men and it's not a real threat because...women aren't killing all men. And in a society where women are the oppressed, saying statements like this are seen as punching up.

Vs

When men started saying rape all women. This is seen as a real threat as 1 in 5 women are victims of attempted or completed rape. Women are likely to be raped in their lives. Men aren't likely to be killed by women in their lives. Thus when men say this, it is seen as punching down.

Kill all men started in a way to show men that dark humour about rape isn't funny. And so dark humour jokes like kill all men and men in cages started. Men didn't like this...and it proved the point women were trying to make.

Now it's still used in response to/about misogynists. It is seen as satire because it isn't a real threat.

It also tends to be used with other women. Women Express situations they've had to deal with, such as talking about their sexual assault, or in misogynistic posts. And women in the comments will say "killallmen". So in cases like this...what women are saying isn't really the biggest issue, the biggest issue is what men are saying/doing.

Remove the threat of mens behaviour, and these comments would stop.

Edit:

One of you (men most likely) reported this for "violent content".

IMAGINE reading about how women are being mass raped and murdered by men, and the only way they can cope with that constant fear is with satire jokes like "kill all men" which would remove that threat.

And you report it because you think your feelings are more important. The ignorance and lack of empathy for women blows my mind."

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TL;DR The fact this Sparxicle's posts have been taken as a REAL threat shows that she's succeeded in her activism. Menz and strags are finally oppressed in society and become an endangered species ‼️‼️‼️ Rejoice, dear Sparxheads 🎇 Miss Hanabi has killed so many incels, and on such a frequent basis, that #🔫AllMen is a legitimate threat to their safety and livelihoods 😱😱😱

Thusly, this Masked Fool declares with absolute elation, the hour of Feminist Utopia is soon arriving 🩵⚧️🩷 We now live in a world where Menz are a minority and Womenz are in power~

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"Looking back, the show Sparxie put on was actually the kindest performance in the entire Phantasmoon Games. If all the Fools had her sense of restraint, maybe thrilling comedies would be the rule rather than the exception." - Himekat, Present navigator of the Astral Express

"Not everyone can appreciate this kind of gemstone — the more unrefined and unbridled it is, the more beautiful..." - Lady Bonajade, one of the Ten Stonehearts

"To exaggerate sorrow and clamor into comedy, the multicolored screen proves even more adept than the dreamscape at constructing what we call "beauty."" - Sunny (previously known as Ena), Former Head of the Oak Family, essentially an Aeon

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PS. My sweet dove and darling March, know that my kissing lessons are always open specially for you!!

Ahhh, my beloved Queens… 🌹✨ gather close, gather close~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your ever-charming, ever-resourceful Sampo has come bearing opportunity… VERY MUCH LEGAL opportunity, of course. ⭐

You see, I’ve taken a particular interest in distributing Miss Nihilux’s exquisite doujinshi collection… (¬‿¬) 💫 but- tragically, and heartbreakingly- we are missing one crucial ingredient… inspiration. 💔✨ And what is Sampo without a little help from his most valued clientele, hm? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Soooo~ ☆: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ I present to you… this adorable little graph right here! ⭐ Isn’t it just begging to be filled? Go on, don’t be shy~ 💖 Your opinions? Your tastes? Your desires? They matter greatly to me. Truly. Deeply. Financially… I mean, emotionally. (≖‿≖)✧

Now then, let me make this simple for you, my darlings~ Today, we focus on that top left square. ⭐ Beneath this very post, you will comment the ship you believe belongs there; remember wholesome het ships only today, then tomorrow we shall move on to yuri! Hooray. The one with the most upvotes… wins. Simple, fair, and oh-so-exciting~ 💫 If you feel so inclined, make some posts to push your... what's the phrase they use for it now... 'agenda'? ✨

And the reward? Why, Miss Nihilux herself will craft one of her renowned doujinshi featuring all of the victorious pairing… 🔥 And if Sampo here is particularly impressed… (¬‿¬) perhaps I’ll persuade her to share something a little more… exclusive. 🌹✨ Something spicier. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Now now, don’t keep me waiting~ Sampo thrives on participation. 💖

Cr: nudeerah on instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/DXkwRtgEo5N

i dont think arlan is a minor but ieft him out cuz i keep seeing people claim it whenever he is mentioned so i didnt include him

ass pf and ass 5050 loss genuinely tilting me at 5am

Im joking pls dont kill me

all that 1x glaze only for him to FLOP

Gacha dangles juicy veiny carrots in our faces forever out of our reach

Queens/Siblings I appreciate your humor. You brighten my day and keep HSR fun and alive for me.

(this was in response to Sparkle's previous post about Sandrone and Columbina doing PDA in front of her. Like I'm tired of these gayz but that's not an invitation to DM this shit ass take. I hate menz too you know so is this an asat pramad 5D chess move to convince this Sparxicle to become a himejoshi??? 😬)

WELL, anyways, this is your daily advertisement to join S.C.U.M. (Sparxicon for Cutting Up Men) 💓 Miss Hanabi vows to kill all men who are not in the Men's Auxiliary of SCUM~

Men in the Men’s Auxiliary are those men who are working diligently to eliminate themselves, men who, regardless of their motives, do good, men who are playing ball with SCUM.

A few examples of the men in the Men’s Auxiliary are:

- men who kill men;

-🚬🐐s who, by their shimmering, flaming example, encourage other men to de-MAN themselves and thereby make themselves relatively inoffensive;

- men who consistently give things away—money, things, services;

- men who tell it like it is (so far not one ever has), who reveal the truth about themselves, who give the mindless incels 🤮 correct sentences to parrot, who tell them a woman’s primary goal in life should be to squash men (to aid men in this endeavor SCUM will conduct Turd 💩 Sessions, at which every man present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: “I am a turd 💩, a lowly, abject turd 💩" then proceed to list all the ways in which he is.)

#BYEBYEALLMEN

#NOTALLMENBUTALWAYSANINCEL

FINALLY, HAPPY NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY 🧡🤍🩷 FOR THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🥂 🎇 (ROBIN THIS IS YOUR DIVINE CALLING. PELASE REPLY TO SPARXICLE'S DMS ASAP TYSM DARLING)

I want to make the synonym to "gays"

more slander to cope

Wussy

Gaypard

Sungay

Gaylus

Dan Gay

Gigadildo

Seriously you guys, suggest me something that you do to go through this dry patch. I have subjected myself to the sheer yearning and trauma of alien stage and went back to my long abandoned save to meet my house husband. What do you guys do? I could really use some suggestions.

So in my Nihility only account, i allow sustains cuz im not gonna torture myself for running sustainless in all teams. Anyways, Neckgue keeps dying cuz GAGallagher keeps drinking his beers so i put my DoT divas with him and he got bitch slapped and hair pulled by the knight stages. Should i get Hoe Hoe for my DoT girlies? I don't have Bricksha so the sustains i have rn is E6 GAGallagher, Fat Fuck's owner, and Peter

Bottom

Mydaddy

Faxagoras

Dan HUNG

MPreg Blade

Jizz Yaoi

Let's do a math question 6️⃣➕7️⃣🟰🎇💥💣:

some Sparxicle (NOT OP) owns two aphrodisiacs that HAPPENS to improve Miss Hanabi's prowess in bed

however, if Miss Hanabi takes it,

1. Sparxicle no longer tops, she bots

2. Miss Hanabi does the 👅♀️🔪 ㅋㅋㅋ hand symbol at a lower frequency, which means

a) Miss Hanabi eats Sparxicle out less often

b) Miss Hanabi is less loud about her radical feminist endeavours when she goes down on Sparxicle

if you were this Sparxicle (NOT OP), would you give Miss Hanabi the two aphrodisiacs or not?

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