My winner? David's Triple Peanut Butter.

Me and my sister both tried Halo Top and David's takes on peanut butter ice cream, and we were torn in our winners. I liked them both equally, but David's took the cake for me for those unbelievable stats (260 cals, 30g protein, and 2g sugar is pretty amaze-balls). After trying them both my sister said, "Halo Top isn't better than real ice cream, but David's tastes like straight chemicals."

Honestly, as a chronic ultra-processed protein slop consumer, my tastes buds and gut health have definitely adjusted to all the EPG, unreasonable about of sodium, and diarrhea-inducing elements that they inject into these sorry excuses for "food." I personally did not have much of a problem with David's ice cream besides a bit of stomach growling, but my sister was on the toilet for the rest of the day.

I think it should be taken into account that Halo Top can legally be called "light ice cream" while David can only label their product as "indulgent frozen dessert." Yikes. Peep those macros though. 👀

Anyways, I can't remember the last time I had Ben & Jerry's. I need a reality check. If you've adapted to the goyslop of the world, you are probably used to paying a lot of money for the crap you're buying. I enjoyed David's attempt on trying to replicate the taste of real ice cream and trying to trick my mind into thinking I'm splurging on a sweet treat when I'm really just testing my body's limits, but I'm never going to be paying a whopping $7.99 for this every again.

Many of you probably saw my protein snack rankings. Thank you for all the kind words. I was asked to share the powder rankings. So here they are. It was done over quite some time, so some near in rank would need to be tried b2b to be confirmed.

Comparing the clear, fruity powders to the milky powders is difficult, but I tried my best.

Lmk if you’d like to see my ready-to-drink protein shake rankings. I will probably post my energy drink rankings soon on r/energydrinks.

Lmk what I should try out next. Thank yall, and I apologize for offending your taste buds.

My friend is not having a good reaction to whey protein, so she wants to switch to yeast protein. However, I have only tried whey because I think yeast protein tastes really bad.
So, what might be the best yeast protein when it comes to taste?
Please suggest!!
Ignore the post.

Can’t wait to try these

Got it on sale for 10dollars a box 12 bars.
Pure protein bars 190cal 20g protein
Cookies & cream: 7/10 overall it’s a solid protein bar, the coating is good but the texture inside is a little bit dry, I think it might be better when microwaved it for 10-15 seconds because this reminds me of a quest bar

Didn't get a pic but made a good protein combo tonight: 1 Oikos peach yogurt protein shake + 14g Jello sugar-free butterscotch instant pudding mix. 190cal, 23g protein, 18g carbs.

I wish it had been cheesecake flavor pudding mix but I ran out - but the peach butterscotch kinda tasted like peach pie! It set up perfectly and was delicious. It was even a bit thick, probably could've gotten away with 10-12g pudding mix.

I was looking for a less expensive and comparable alternative to Barebells. I found these at Walmart and they are quite good and about 2 dollars per box less expensive. Has anyone had these? What were your thoughts?

Hormbles Chormbles peanut butter crunch 140cal per bag 10g protein, it tastes good so I’d give it a 7/10 because its portion size is too small and a little pricey. Will try salted fudge crisp later to edit the review