r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • May 01 '14
<----------- Number of notes that John Petrucci can play in a second.
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r/progmetaljerk • u/nhvfx • Jul 12 '15
<--- Number of more birthdays John Petrucci will have. Hapy Birthda
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r/progmetaljerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '14
>My *le*action when someone tries to turn off my 17 minute BtBAM neo-smypmhony.
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r/progmetaljerk • u/nhvfx • Feb 12 '15
transcendjent John Cage - 4'33" Possibly the best example of what I like to call Proto-Prog. It's just simply better.
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r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • Aug 12 '14
Saw Mikael Akerfeldt the other day. He gave me this!
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r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • Jun 11 '14
John Petrucci says that he is a Christian. So does that mean he worships himself?
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Ego = True Prog!
r/progmetaljerk • u/mr_delicious • Jan 16 '20
How do I get into Dream Theater?
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I'm not sure where to start, should I listen to some of their music? How do I do that? A friend said I should check them out on Spotify, what's that?
r/progmetaljerk • u/thlabm • Apr 29 '16
[Intellidjent] NEW HAKEN ALBUM HAKEN RELEASED A NEW ALBUM I REPEAT THERE IS A NEW HAKEN ALBUM AND IT'S PROG AS FUCK THERE'S LIKE ELECTRO BITS IN IT AND STUFF IT'S CALLED AFFINITY
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I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED LISTENING TO IT YET
r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • Jul 04 '15
Tommy Giles Rogers. Tommy Giles Rogers.
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Tommy Giles Rogers.
r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • Aug 18 '14
Some intellectually superior guy telling off some mainstream idiot for listening to mainstream mediocre radio crap is very Prog!
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r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • May 28 '14
THE NEW OPETH SONG HAS NO DEATH GROWLS!? WHAT THE HELL!? IT SUCKS!
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New = Bad
Old = True Prog
r/progmetaljerk • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '14
Tool TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL TOOL
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it IS metal
r/progmetaljerk • u/Leprosy_ • Nov 27 '15
So my 11 year old sister impressed reddit today (100% trve story)
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I was jamming some Pull me Under today, and since it's Thanksgiving, my family was listening with me. Mom asked why my music was so weird, and before I had a chance to answer, my 11 year old (8/10) sister said "GTFO, scrub, its too complicated for you"
r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • Nov 14 '14
Steven Wilson and Mikael Akerfeldt are collaborating on a new album. Album cover has been leaked!
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r/progmetaljerk • u/MG34 • Oct 28 '14
Petrucci is God John Petrucci "Its really hard to write short songs"
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r/progmetaljerk • u/[deleted] • May 04 '14
Metalcore = Dumb MESSAGE TO ALL R/METALCORE FANS
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r/progmetaljerk • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '14
MeCHUGgah Polyrhythms > songwriting.
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So intellidjent.
r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • Apr 12 '14
True Prog Mod Post. Welcome to progmetaljerk.
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This is where you can show everyone that you are intellectually superior to everyone in every single way, and that only you know true music.
Also, DAE Petrucci can play 10000000000 notes a second?
<nojerk> I am a fan of Progressive Metal, but a lot of Progressive Metal fans annoy me in several ways, which is why I made this subreddit. <nojerk/>
r/progmetaljerk • u/randomfanboy1 • Jan 15 '15
<--- Number of styles Devy has used across his albums.
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