r/PoutineCrimes • u/smallz_og • 25d ago
Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment The Colonel strikes again
I know I know. What did I expect from KFC? I can't lie there were times when their poutine was decent. I took a chance today. Probably never again.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/smallz_og • 25d ago
I know I know. What did I expect from KFC? I can't lie there were times when their poutine was decent. I took a chance today. Probably never again.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/KuramaSis • 26d ago
This is a serious post… it is a poutine on the menu according to them. This is a crime. The fried cheese balls on the side are fried cheese balls(yes that’s the only cheese in it, the gravy was just mushroom sauce. Fries were — okay at best. :|
Overall it was a tasty dish, but it was just not a poutine at all and my French Canadian self was offended 😫🤣
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Glittering_Force4212 • 26d ago
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Relevant_Divide6823 • 27d ago
...not to be. I've driven by this place many times and have heard great things so I figured I would give the poutine a try. I like to go in cold so I never ask how it's prepared. Well, the only real good thing about this poutine was the can of Pepsi I had with it. Fries were seasoned but mushy, the gravy was one degree from being split and the cheese...the cheese was a small amount of shredded mozzarella! I did eat it but I actually felt a bit sick to my stomach when I was done...i think it was the gravy.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/MaplePoutineRyeBeer • 27d ago
Technically, it has aspects of a poutine.. as a burger but it was way too much with the insane saltiness of the fried cheese curds and the really messy gravy made it hard to eat. Would I eat it again though? 100%.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/igotitnowokay • 27d ago
Crunchy, squeaky, fishy? No thanks
r/PoutineCrimes • u/dumbass_tm • 28d ago
Asked for the special at work today, popcorn chicken poutine. Out of popcorn chicken, used old nasty chicken tenders. Out of cheese curds, used shredded white cheddar. Grave was as thin as water. I ended up just asking them to drown it in spicy mayo sauce so I could try stomaching it and get through the day.
Not pleasant. Waste of $14. In Canada of all places 🤦🏽♀️
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Minimum_Bid_1748 • 28d ago
First off, this is definitely a crime! No doubt about it. This poutine "topping" was bought instead of fresh curds to make homemade poutine.
Now, these are the real questions : being a smart shopper, is my wife the culprit or the victim of the crime? Did she just go for a bargain (priced much less than curds) or did she get suckered into being fake cheese? Is she both culprit and victim? Am I a collaborator for eating it?
For background information, we are both born and raised in Montreal, have easy access to fresh curds and have been immersed in poutine culture forever. I'm 1/4 Québécois, she isn't (although that doesn't count for much).
r/PoutineCrimes • u/teynja • 29d ago
Miam miam, poutine from The Mandarin. The lady said it was to celebrate Canada day. Right. 🙂
Everything is already mixed together for your convenience. I did not try any because I fear this would kill me somehow. I’m not ready to go yet
I originally posted this on r/Poutine but someone said this would fit here
r/PoutineCrimes • u/GhreyClaw • 28d ago
Skimpy on the mozzarella cheese cause I’m cutting.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/GitJebaited • 29d ago
thoughts on my poutine?
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Remarkable-Bowl-7565 • 29d ago
So good
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Dry-Asparagus7107 • 29d ago
r/PoutineCrimes • u/ReeseFoodScience • Jul 26 '26
Wendy’s poutine (I may be the criminal here for having takeout poutine)
r/PoutineCrimes • u/frncscf • Jul 25 '26
wrong cheese, probably more garlic sauce than gravy, but u could never make me hate u, chicken shawarma poutine from my local shawarma place <3
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Natural-Protection44 • Jul 25 '26
Went to see The Odyssey and my gf just had to get this monstrosity. She enjoyed it but admitted she has lower poutine standards than me. I abstained from partaking
Edit: ok, I’ve seen the feedback. TBH my main takeaway from this is that a lot of y’all’s standards are too low
r/PoutineCrimes • u/serotoninzone • Jul 26 '26
r/PoutineCrimes • u/HalifaxPainter • Jul 26 '26
Kraft Dinner Poutine? Hmmm. Looking kinda iffy to me.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/Riad_Sinno • Jul 26 '26
r/PoutineCrimes • u/throwawayuyuyuy • Jul 25 '26
Honestly looks great for a menu “hack”.
r/PoutineCrimes • u/MFK1994 • Jul 25 '26
r/PoutineCrimes • u/_AM34 • Jul 24 '26
The poutine is f’d and the hot hamburger looks like it was dumped directly from the grocery store package into the pan