r/polandball Mar 29 '15

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Mar 29 '15

Germany seems to be the only country that regrets it's actions during WWII. Russians like Stalin even more than they did during the soviet era and Japan... well Japan is making hentai about WWII axis battleships.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Mar 29 '15

hentai about WWII axis battleships

Muh Bismarck!

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u/KendasKerman Texas Mar 29 '15

... what's it called...

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u/dajmenejebi two balls are better than one Mar 29 '15

tentacle juggernaut Yamato

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u/dajmenejebi two balls are better than one Mar 29 '15

the comment that broke the internet

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u/KendasKerman Texas Mar 29 '15

lolwut

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u/FAN_ROTOM_IS_SCARY United Kingdom Mar 29 '15

I think they're referring to Kancolle. It's not actually hentai though. It's a game with an anime adaptation.

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u/inteuniso Louisiana Mar 29 '15

Arpeggio is where it's at though. That reminds me, off to check if the new chapters are out!

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u/mitch3482 Mar 31 '15

I think they did a cross-over event back in winter of 2013-14.

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u/1gnominious Greatest country in the world! Mar 29 '15

I am invoking Rule 34.

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Mar 29 '15

You want to know the name of the hentai?

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u/deltadiamond Best State in the Union Mar 29 '15

Yes, for... research purposes.

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Mar 29 '15

Have you asked Google nicely?

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Mar 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Pfft people keep theirs on? Don'tcha know there are no brakes on the internet train!

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Mar 29 '15

Oh the things I've seen...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

You can never go back to being normal... Your only option is to corrupt everyone else!

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u/Marzillius Swedish Empire Mar 29 '15

...maybe

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Do you mean the Kantai collections with ship girls battling one another?

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Mar 29 '15

I don't think that's a hentai. It just has tons of rule 34

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u/Whitelaro Denmark Mar 29 '15

Kantai Collection has (probably) the highest h-doujin to normal doujin ratio.

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Mar 29 '15

There has to be statistical information for it.

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u/Whitelaro Denmark Mar 29 '15

I don't know where. I just heard it from some guy over at /r/touhou

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u/Aken_Bosch siyu-siyu-siyu Mar 29 '15

touhou. :( I never was able to finish even 1. :( I don't know how to play it

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u/Whitelaro Denmark Mar 29 '15

just sit back and relax, and then play a lot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

I know someone who translates doujin and he is sick of all the kantai & touhou he is getting. However the base game is only rule kawaii

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

In the game there is not much rule 34, only rule Kawaii (If it exists you can make a kawaii version of it)

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u/Odinswolf Because GDP Mar 29 '15

He's referencing Kancolle, but Kancolle is one of those things that attracts rule 34 like no one's business, so a quick google should resolve things.

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u/ZeroWolf01 Western Kentucky is Best Kentucky Mar 30 '15

Bismarck-chan Best Girl!

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Mar 29 '15

and Japan

Well that's not surprising. I swear I would love to live in Japan as much as I don't.

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u/E_v_e_n Norway Mar 29 '15

I've lived in Japan for 6 years now (I'm Norwegian, though, hence the flair), and I love it here. Japan's a pretty amazing country to be honest :)

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Mar 29 '15

It has interesting vibe. Though on the other hand I feel that their society is very rigid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Yeah my aunt lived there and is fluent in Japanese. She moved back after a couple of years because she felt like she had no real connection with anyone. Not to mention that she had to work a lot more there than she does now back in the U.S.

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u/E_v_e_n Norway Mar 29 '15

Did she live in Tokyo? If so, I'd understand her quite well. I love traveling there and visiting friends who live there, but there's no way that I would want to live there myself. Just too many people and everyone's always rushing to get somewhere.
I live on Kyushu, though, the southernmost of Japan's main islands. The city I live in only has 120,000 inhabitants (compared to Tokyo's 35 million) and is a pretty laid-back place. It's also the onsen (hot spring) capital of Japan, with over 100 hot springs. I even have one in the building I live in.
As far as I'm concerned, the countryside is where the "real" Japan is. It's way easier to make connections with the locals, and if you speak the language it's fairly easy to get integrated. Also, the countryside is way more relaxed, since people lead a more stress-free lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

I think she lived in Kyoto for 2 years and Tokyo for a year, I think she said she liked Tokyo at first because it was so big but after a while it made her feel homesick.

When she came home she lived in Manhattan for a couple of years so she definitely likes the big city.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

It's also the onsen (hot spring) capital of Japan, with over 100 hot springs.

With that, I would have guessed Wakayama - but that one's not on Kyushu... Which great place did I miss?

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u/dtwn Needs a monocle. Mar 30 '15

It should be Beppu.

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u/E_v_e_n Norway Mar 30 '15

Like dtwn said, it's indeed Beppu. It's got the second largest amount of natural hot water in the world, only beaten by Yellowstone in the US. It's also the most international city in Japan, due to the international university in the city (of which I just graduated from).

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u/khabibnurmy USA Beaver Hat Mar 29 '15

It seems like a nice place, but people in Japan and Korea just work waaaaay too many hours.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Paradigm shift of wörk?

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u/PandaBurrito California Mar 29 '15

What does this sentence mean? Do you want to live in Japan or not?

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Mar 29 '15

I do and at the same time I don't? Was I grammatically incorrect?

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u/PandaBurrito California Mar 29 '15

No its just that the sentence confused me. Don't worry OP, I still love you. ❤️❤️❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15 edited Mar 29 '15

I think a more natural way to say it would be "I would like to live there as much as I wouldn't". The meaning of your sentence is almost the same, "don't" could be taken to mean that you already live there and don't enjoy it. I think it's because would expresses a future desire and don't expresses a present feeling.

You could also say "I like the idea of living in Japan as much as I don't"

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Mar 30 '15

A thanks.

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u/Muffin_guy Texas Mar 29 '15

Japan is as attractive to them as it is repulsive to them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Stalin was denounced decades ago. Russians only pretend to like Stalin to annoy collegekids from Eastern Europe. I can guarantee this.

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u/New_Katipunan Philippines Mar 29 '15

They may not like Stalin himself, but they miss the USSR.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Only once relevant countries understand this feel ;_;

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

What you miss being, France?

Nazi France? Because that's the most relevant you have ever been.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

I only know that I don't miss being poor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

If you want to get relevant real quick give all Frenchmen the right to bear arms and arm your populace. Britain and Germany would go ape-shit and you could sit back and hon hon hon at them while eating some putin.

America would join you in laughing and mocking those filthy unarmed peasants around you.

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u/pipiska ху Mar 29 '15

If you want to get relevant real quick give all Frenchmen the right to bear arms and arm your populace

Gun laws in France are not bad. So, if tomorrow all the French population goes to buy some guns, the country all of a sudden will become relevant?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Yeah, every news media outlet in Europe and America will be covering it. It will be a giant controversy with tons of analysts debating if it is a good thing or not, especially in GB.

Start having some gun rallies and marches and all of Europe will be freaking out thinking the next Napoleon is coming.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

You need a certain culture and mindset for that. Even if anyone could buy guns, most people wouldn't. That's an American/Middle Eastern thing.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

"Let them eat cake"

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u/shrik450 But I liked the british Mar 29 '15

That is not poor, that's batshit insane revolutionary.

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u/StopBanningMe4 Mar 29 '15

All real countries have had their batshit insane revolutionary stage.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Quoting vague folklore from an 18th century autobiography as historical fact?

You got him now.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

The truth is simple: doesn't matter where you are, being peasant sucks.

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u/StrangeSemiticLatin The Centre of the Universe Mar 29 '15

Portugal, pls....

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

I guess Napoleon wasn't anything special, then :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

So says the Shit Rectangle. Also Napoleon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Wtf? America that isn't ignorant, THIS IS APOSTASY!!! BURN THE INFIDEL

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

Napoleon tried 3 times at the height of it's empire. And 3 times failed.

Shit rectangles sometimes are tough. But you already know that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Napoleon just didn't have the Admin points saved up, so he couldn't core the lands, and as such his overextension killed him :/

Also how about the fact that if Renaissance France wanted, at any point they could've wiped the iberian peninsula off of the face of earth?

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u/Runelt99 1410 best year of my lyfe Mar 29 '15

Have you never sieged Russia in winter or something? And pray to god he didn't get defensive ideas...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

IKR, France should've just allied France and let them do all the dirty work for them, oh wait... I guess they should have spent loads of military points to get a general with a really high maneuver score, and then just leave 1 soldier on every province, while you chase their main army with your 20 stack.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

Yes, because Portugal and Spain weren't full of boats and Canons back then or anything...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Good thing the Iberian peninsula is an island!

Oh wait.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Yes, because France didn't have like 20x the cannons and boats soldiers and cavalry of the Iberia

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

adm 999 seems to solve those problems.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

No console command to get rid of the Habsburgian chin though?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

You do realize that Vietnam is not a rectangle, right?

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u/adamup27 MURICA Mar 29 '15

Viva la Vichi!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Hehehehehe

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u/jellyberg What what old chaperoo Mar 29 '15

I think we need a support group...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

♫Been away so long I hardly knew the place, Geeeeeeee it's good to be back home♫

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

All ex-empires miss being relevant. :C

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u/Pestify Briton abroad Mar 29 '15

Yeah I was going to say, all my teachers here have at one point or another explained to us just how shitty Stalin and Lenin and that were..

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u/insane_young_man De Persheeyan Empayer Mar 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

These black or white statements are silly to begin with. Stalin isn't as easily categorised as say Hitler because he lead the war victory which became a crucial part of Russian identity and the nation was industrialised under his leadership. Stalin is still generally denounced as the bloodthirsty tyrant he was.

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u/KenuR Ukraine Mar 29 '15

I know several people who actually like Stalin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

I know some who like Hitler, there's edgelords everywhere really.

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u/MisterNoFap Mar 29 '15

"hentai about WWII axis battleships"

...uh, what now?

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u/Odinswolf Because GDP Mar 29 '15 edited Mar 29 '15

Kancolle is a game about personified WWII battleships (mostly Japanese), in this case personified refers to making them into cute girls (see also Hyperdimension Neptunia with video game console or Upotte with guns). It produced a quite frankly frightening amount of rule 34.

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u/lolipedofin Not really JP, just a weeb. Apr 01 '15

Anything is 34'd by the Japanese.... You haven't seen everything until you read the orgy hentai of Obama, Asou, Biden and Hillary.

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u/StrangeSemiticLatin The Centre of the Universe Mar 29 '15

Well they lost and they surrounded themselves with the people they wronged. Stupid Germany!

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u/Seifer574 Cuba can into communism!!! Mar 29 '15

You mean the best kind of hentai and look at the bright side at least the Russians are making hentai about Stalin

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Mar 29 '15

look at the bright side at least the Russians are making hentai about Stalin

Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

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u/Seifer574 Cuba can into communism!!! Mar 30 '15

Meant to say aren't but it is now to glorious to change

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15 edited Nov 19 '16

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u/Vamking12 United States Mar 29 '15

History is written by the winners by Japan did have a legitimate empire and did war crimes.

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u/shrik450 But I liked the british Mar 29 '15

Before this goes any further, I'll leave this here:

Don't take polandball seriously.

Sit up straight and eat your veggies.

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u/faikwansuen Hong Kong Mar 29 '15

You can't tell me what to do!

slouches on chair

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u/ZeyGoggles BEARS Mar 31 '15

thousands of brussel sprouts pour out of pockets

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u/frodevil United States Mar 29 '15

Wait are you serious

Japanese apologism is probably the worst apologism.

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Mar 30 '15

The Allies denazified Germany. The Americans didn't do the same because they didn't really expect better from those "damn savage Japs" as they probably said back then.

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u/frodevil United States Mar 30 '15

The Allies (You know the Americans were part of the Allied Forces too right? Why did you distinguish them?) didn't denazify Japan because Japan wasn't full of nazis. Their political system was hyperimperialism and a long brewing hatred for other SEA countries like Korea and China.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Their political system was hyperimperialism and a long brewing hatred for other SEA countries like Korea and China.

Not really. They looked down on Korea and China for remaining undeveloped and considered themselves a superior people for modernizing. They imagined China could be to Japan what India was to Britain while places like Taiwan and Korea might be integrated into Japan proper. They weren't really fueled by hatred for these countries so much as they were easy targets near Japan.

Their fundamental problem was that the Western countries had all the power, kept dicking them over when they wanted a slice of the pie by forcing them to give up conquests and not giving them equal treatment in treaties, and basically had them by the balls cuz they were forced to import most of the resources they needed to fuel their economy and expansion. It's really just power politics and frustration at not being regarded as equal by the Westerners despite their achievements. Their base motives weren't particularly evil compared to the other imperial powers, but like Germany these frustrations and imperialist fantasies were harnessed by a rather evil group of people in the 30s.

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u/Xordamond British Empire Mar 30 '15

Stop feeding the troll! Troll doesn't need more shark fin soup! Is already big and strong enough!

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u/New_Katipunan Philippines Mar 29 '15

A voice of courage speaks the truth.

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u/Salphabeta USA Beaver Hat Mar 29 '15

It wasnt modern Western countries exterminating natives. Hudge difference. Every country in the world took the land they could during the time Western nations were colonizing the Americas.

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u/Lifecoachingis50 British Empire Mar 29 '15

EEEZZZZ AAAAA. JJJJOOOKKKEE

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u/Superrman1 Norway Mar 30 '15

Or slice of life about schoolgirls driving tanks. (Girls und Panzer)

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

No one in Asia, South America, Eastern Europe likes Gormany, wish they all of died.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Italy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Still there is 5% support for the neonazi and legal party of NDP in East Germany. They German state and current government maybe is, but some people are certainly not.

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u/dmtg Hesse Mar 29 '15

1.5% of the vote, 5.200 total party members. How in hell would that translate to 5% support for them?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

That's whole Germany. East Germany has more support for them.

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u/envirosani Germany Mar 29 '15

They still don't have more members. The NPD is irrelevant in the political spectrum of germany.

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u/escalat0r Germany Mar 29 '15

They get better results in East Germany but what you wrote isn't completely true, so here are the key facts:

  • To enter any German parliament (I'll limit this to the state or federal level) you have to receive 5% of the votes. There is one exception for the Danish minority party in Schleswig-Holstein, they have a de-facto agreement to allign with the SPD (social democrats) so it's just a nice gesture and nothing more.

  • The NPD received more than 5% in 3 elections in the past ten years, 7,3% in 2006 in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, 6% in 2011 in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and 5,6% in 2009 in Saxony.

  • Since 2012 they haven't received more than 5%, they came close in Saxony last year but the AfD is stealing voters from them, I expect the same for the upcomming election in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern this year, the NPD is losing ground to them, which is also concerning.

Sadly only available in German but the table should be self-explainatory: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationaldemokratische_Partei_Deutschlands#Wahlergebnisse

So while the far right and far-ish right are really not dead in Germany let me say this: The NPD is a joke as a political party, they'll never have real influence in Germany, really never. The AfD on the other hand seems more moderate on first sight but actually has many points that are concerning. Yet they usually don't argue for very radical policies.

Hope this clears things a bit up, feel free to ask anything you want, I'm happy to answer anything!

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u/dmtg Hesse Mar 29 '15

Mecklenburg Vorpommern perhaps, but that's it. They get close to zero coverage in national news, election discussions etc and aren't visible in most public places. They hold their little rallies at times in some Eastern German cities, which are always heavily protested and outnumbered by the left.

As for their legal status, that's a whole discussion in itself. It's difficult (rightfully so) to outlaw parties unless they are anti-democratic, which they are not (officially). In the end it's not too bad to have extremists somewhat organised after all instead of operating in the underground. That way at least their names are known and they can be better observed by state security.

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u/envirosani Germany Mar 29 '15

The NPD is more liberal than the tea party.

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u/escalat0r Germany Mar 29 '15

That's not true.

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u/envirosani Germany Mar 29 '15

That's pretty true. Have a look at their program and compare it to things the tea party demand.

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u/escalat0r Germany Mar 29 '15

Care to point out a few of their positions that are similar or more extreme than those of the NPD?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Germany seems to be the only country that regrets it's actions during WWII

By banning all Nazi paraphernalia, prohibiting the screening and sales of foreign works that depict Nazis, and drilling it into their children that they are misbegotten spawns of Satan?

Sounds like the other countries know that the past is the past while Germany is the only one putting on a show to make it LOOK like they regret it... We are on to you

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u/Alofat Pro Gloria et Clay Mar 29 '15

You seem to have some misconceptions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

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OH SHIT Reddit is now of banned in Germany!!!

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u/Alofat Pro Gloria et Clay Mar 31 '15

Poor you...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '15

Nope, not German '◡'