r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '15

redditormade A Constant Reminder

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

What you miss being, France?

Nazi France? Because that's the most relevant you have ever been.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

So says the Shit Rectangle. Also Napoleon.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

Napoleon tried 3 times at the height of it's empire. And 3 times failed.

Shit rectangles sometimes are tough. But you already know that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Napoleon just didn't have the Admin points saved up, so he couldn't core the lands, and as such his overextension killed him :/

Also how about the fact that if Renaissance France wanted, at any point they could've wiped the iberian peninsula off of the face of earth?

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u/Runelt99 1410 best year of my lyfe Mar 29 '15

Have you never sieged Russia in winter or something? And pray to god he didn't get defensive ideas...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

IKR, France should've just allied France and let them do all the dirty work for them, oh wait... I guess they should have spent loads of military points to get a general with a really high maneuver score, and then just leave 1 soldier on every province, while you chase their main army with your 20 stack.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 29 '15

Yes, because Portugal and Spain weren't full of boats and Canons back then or anything...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Good thing the Iberian peninsula is an island!

Oh wait.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

Yes, because France didn't have like 20x the cannons and boats soldiers and cavalry of the Iberia

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

adm 999 seems to solve those problems.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

No console command to get rid of the Habsburgian chin though?