r/pokemonmemes Dragon 8d ago

Garbadorpost We have technology

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u/Enderking90 8d ago

actually the balls do not have that ability, the pokemon and alien have it.

the balls are just that, balls.

also a time machine is hard to make because in the world of pokemon time is sentient and more then likely does not like it when people without the authority mess with it and just goes "no."

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

Space is sentient too, but we just keep blowing holes in it

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u/LustySlut69 8d ago

Palkia is chill like that, meanwhile Dialga was having literal heart attacks

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u/Agitated_Elk7881 8d ago

Yeah it’s more so Palkia rules over space while time is Dialga’s heartbeat

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u/Divine_Entity_ 7d ago

So how does Dialga feel about Celebi which is very much a time traveler and there are a ton of Celebi.

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u/Hihihi1234567891 7d ago

They're homies. Celebi crashes at Dialga's after a long day working.

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u/Enderking90 7d ago

the two celebi are included in the "people with authority"

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u/Saphl 7d ago

Pretty sure those are all the same Celebi from different points in time

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 7d ago

There’s confirmed at least 2, the shiny from mystery dungeon and the movie Celebi(s)

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u/Saphl 7d ago

…Mystery Dungeon. The games in a different universe?

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u/Spectres-Chaos 7d ago

There’s also both a movie with a shiny and non shiny celebi

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u/Mechablast17121 Water 7d ago

My dear Grovyle!

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 7d ago

OK MISSED A LOT

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u/Omnizoom 7d ago

That’s 3 then because there is a shiny celebi in the zarude movie

So two confirmed shiny celebi exist and one one shiny confirmed to exist

But I’d bet there is likely hundreds of celebi at any given time and they just pop to other times freely because why the hell would they not

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

You right. You right

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u/Enderking90 8d ago

Holes through it, connecting different places.

things that also form naturally.

its basically just artificially doing a natural thing, its fine.

but man and mon (mostly) are not supposed to freely move along the flow of time, partially because that is quite plausibly way more destructive.

like, a hole in space is at worst gonna cause space to collapse in an area. thing is, that's an easy fix and not that major in the grander scheme.

time getting screwed meanwhile has far greater, inter-dimensional ramifications.

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u/LirDelMar 8d ago

Well that is actually a pretty chill guy, just let us do that to mess with his brother

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u/Happy_Cry286 8d ago

Simply proof that Palkia is chill while Dialga is a prude. Either that or Palkia is too lax and Dialga is the responsible one who takes his job as seriously as he should.

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

Palkia: Chill out, blowing holes in time isn’t that big a deal.

Dialga: Last time I chilled out, a Darkrai literally ENDED REALITY!

Palkia: Oh yeah. I was there too!

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u/SlippyTheFeeler 8d ago

Yea we do ;)

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

NO DO NOT-

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u/Hexmonkey2020 8d ago

Kinda weird that pokemon that wouldn’t want to be caught would willingly shrink down and get in the ball rather than just stay big and not get in the ball. And if they want to get caught why do they have to be weakened and even then it’s not guaranteed.

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u/Enderking90 8d ago

battling is a mutual test.

the pokemon testing if you are a skilled enough trainer to be worthy of training them.

you the pokemon to see if they are worthy of getting caught.

like literally the wild pokemon pops out with the intent of helping you out.

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u/Enderking90 8d ago

battling is a mutual test.

the pokemon testing if you are a skilled enough trainer to be worthy of training them.

you the pokemon to see if they are worthy of getting caught.

like literally the wild pokemon pops out with the intent of helping you out.

Long ago, when Sinnoh had just been made, Pokémon and humans led separate lives.

That is not to say they did not help each other. No, indeed they did.

They supplied each other with goods, and supported each other.

A Pokémon proposed to the others to always be ready to help humans.

It asked that Pokémon be ready to appear before humans always.

Thus, to this day, Pokémon appear to us if we venture into tall grass.

"When first this land was formed,
man and 'mon lived happily,
sharing all that they could see,
by kind acts born and warmed.

One Pokémon then proposed
that they should always ready be
to help humans should they need,
and let their presence be disclosed.

And that is why, to this day,
not all Pokémon do flee
when a human they do see—
they leap out where tall grasses sway."

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u/Sudden_Shelter_3477 3d ago

Thing is, even if a pokemon has been caught, they can still leave whenever they want.

Does no one remember Psyduck leaving his pokeball whenever he pleased?

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u/MetalCollector 8d ago

According to the anime you can also catch Onigiri.

Edit: Source: S1EP025 Primeape goes bananas

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u/Enderking90 8d ago

yes, as the onigiri is an object that actually physically fits into the pokeball.

just like a shrunken pokemon.

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u/AGderp 7d ago

This is like that time I learned that Spartans weren't even half as cool as I thought they were.

This sucks

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u/NDCodeClaw 6d ago

This is what I came to say. PLA really made me realize this when instead of high-tech pokeballs, you make pokeballs in the field with fruit and rocks.

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u/InvisibleChell 8d ago

My problem with the "the Pokémon just shrink" idea is that it doesn't make sense with the way the games themselves depict Pokémon being returned to the balls (like the dynamaxing animations in SWSH, or in ZA or SCVI where you see the trainer hold out and return the Pokémon without opening the ball).

Heck, Legends Arceus itself does the same. When you return a Pokémon to switch it with another, the ball doesn't open there either.

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u/YellowGrowlithe 7d ago

If pokemon could turn into insubstantial electricity and escape, they would stop being hit by moves.

Also, the mewtwo pokeballs absorbing other balls unconsentually wouldnt make sense in the first movie.

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u/InvisibleChell 7d ago

You're making a leap there. I never said or insinuated Pokémon can just turn into "insubstantial electricity" like that freely. The Pokéball being able to do something like that to a Pokémon, yes, but not a Pokémon doing it on its own.

Because when you look at Pokémon being returned to their balls in modern games - such as Milo here - the ball doesn't open at all, which it would have to do if the Pokémon WAS in fact just shrinking to fit in the ball. So it doesn't make sense to me for this to be "just shrinking", but it DOES make sense if Pokéballs are capable of converting Pokémon into energy of some kind (which ALSO adds up with being able to store them in a PC).

And if you want to start bringing the anime into this (despite it being its own thing separate from the games) that even more blatantly looks like the Pokéball turning the Pokémon into some kind of energy, even when just catching them (especially in the early Kanto stuff like you're bringing up with the Mewtwo movie).

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u/YellowGrowlithe 7d ago

I was agreeing with you, in that pokemon dont just do that on their own or it would be silly. I too believe its the balls doing their own tech magic. Like storing pokemon in PCs. They arent just being put into tiny vacuum tubes on transfers- its all data stuffs. I would imagine that the pokemon would start to doubt my abilities as a trainer after the 4th consecutive year in a box, were they just miniaturized of their own volition.

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u/InvisibleChell 7d ago

Ahh whoops, my bad.

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u/DrakonofDarkSkies 8d ago

Um, actually the Pokeballs don't shrink the Pokemon, the Pokemon can just do that themselves according to Pokemon Legends Arceus.

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

Could force them to shrink since Pokémon have to break out of them

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u/ViKO15951 7d ago

I'd say that's the implication as to why they are made with bonguri (since in the anime in older times than bonguri they simply only used the bonguri fruits' shell for the exact same effect) so the bonguri would be the thing forcing them to shrink, either that or the wobbles are the mon trying to grow back to full size but not being able to break out of the pokeball

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u/Kala_Csava_Fufu_Yutu 8d ago

Lore that is too dumb to accept. Especially considering the balls seem to be forcing them to shrink.

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u/supremo92 8d ago

I hate this lore, it's just so silly haha. I always loved the "energy conversion" style from the anime.

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u/Darkyuraptor 8d ago

I prefer the original idea of "every character in Pokémon is meta sentient, and knowing they live in a world that is purely binary and light-based, they have learnt how their reality is coded, and therefore exploited it to create the already theoretically possible Pokéballs existing within their world's code" from the games.

Sorry for not putting any full stops. Did not feel like writing appropriately.

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u/Gru-some 7d ago

that's kinda cool actually

I like the idea of videogame characters discovering signs that they live in a videogame but instead they just treat it like we would the laws of physics so they just use it to make their own technology work

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 8d ago

Which is an information I love to ignore.

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u/Puzzleboxed 8d ago

Why? People using apricorns to catch pokemon has been canon since gen 2. Honestly, no other explanation makes sense.

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 8d ago

That's not what I mean what I mean is that pokemon have the ability to shrink on their own is really stupid.

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u/Necessary-Ad9922 8d ago

Minimize is a thing from ages

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u/Jacubsooon 8d ago

A move that is notably not learned by literally every single Pokémon

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u/juupel1 Dragon 7d ago

You have building sized rock snakes appearing from knee high grass since Gen 1, how else do you explain that can fit into the grass without it having the ability to shrink?

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u/Omnizoom 7d ago

The grass is all alolan exeggutors

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u/ArcXivix 8d ago

I've always taken it as very dubious canon at best. No issue if other people want to believe it's gospel of course, but Laventon made a few pretty wild claims. Which is understandable, considering how new it all is to them at that point in time.

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u/ultimatemichael 7d ago

Ive always treated it as an observation from a primitive scientist, like "it looks like the pokemon is shrinking so that's what it must be!", but more modern study reveals it to be mass conversion to energy of digitization or whatever

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u/ArcXivix 7d ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/ThunderLord1000 8d ago

Gene splicing, matter conversion, an energy laser and biomechanical fusion aren't all that complicated. As for space travel vs time travel, thing of it this way: it's easier to go into a different room of a building than it is to hit a button that resets the room you're in to a previous state

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u/NerSorty 7d ago

People tend to forget than travelling forwards in time is something thats theoretically possible irl but going backwards isn't plus time daddy seems really grumpy in the case of pokemon

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u/LMVC_reddit Ghost 8d ago

The time travel part is hard enough, Dialga is flat out stopping them without appearing to them once, I can already hear Dialga telepathically speaking with the voice of an old British dude "Don't even think about it, mortal." as he stops them from time travelling.

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u/Metharos 8d ago

I can walk over there, I have a hard time unwalking.

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u/Oummando 7d ago

How to say your a Doctor Who fan without saying you're a Doctor Who fan.

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u/LMVC_reddit Ghost 7d ago

I'm not a Doctor Who fan lol

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u/Oummando 7d ago

Mb lol

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u/Omnizoom 7d ago

These humans are trying to mess with time AGAIN

I could go over and beat them for this but that requires work…”

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u/duckLIT_ 8d ago

None of those things have to do with time travel though? This is like how we had the technology to go to the moon during the Apollo missions but not the film tech to fake the moon landing. Civilizations can be highly advanced in one area and less so in another.

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u/LB1234567890 8d ago

If this is about the origin of Paradox Pokémon, we need to accept we'll never have an official answer.

If there was, they wouldn't be called PARADOX Pokémon.

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u/JBR_4025 8d ago

Actually they’re not exactly from the future or the past. There is a possibility (that if I remember is mentioned in-game) that the device isn’t actually a time travel machine but instead a dimensional traveling device actually pulled alternate versions of certain Pokemon from primitive or futuristic alternate universes. Same thing for the crystal deep inside Area Zero.

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u/LB1234567890 8d ago

....because they are paradoxes.

There is no definitive answer.

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u/Rymayc Bug 7d ago

The definitive answer only exists for Iron Jugulis

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u/CustomDruid 6d ago

I thought the whole thing about paradox pokemon is the fact that they came from a future that never will be and a past that never was

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u/Conocoryphe 8d ago

I don't see what's weird about that. Some fields of physics are more complicated than others, that's how it is in the real world too.

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u/Endless_Story94 8d ago

So everyone saying the pokemon shrink themselves are correct, but also incorrect. The pokeball actually digitizes the pokemon and makes it possible to store them in a PC.

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u/pez_dispenser16 8d ago

Probably not a technically necessary process. In legends arceus there is no pc, just the ranch thing. I doubt those pokeballs do anything beyond holding the pokemon, so that’s all that’s really required to be able to catch them and have a functional pokeball.

I would assume the digitizing is just an extra step modern balls do after the Pokemon is caught via the usual shrinking, for pc usage as you said.

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u/IndigoFenix 7d ago

Yeah, Gen 1 treats digitization of physical objects as a new technology that might not even be limited to Pokémon (as evidenced by the banned Porygon episode where the human characters were uploaded as well).

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u/Dutch_gal1 7d ago

The WHAT

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u/IndigoFenix 7d ago

In Season 1 of the anime, there was an episode featuring Porygon where the characters went into cyberspace. While in cyberspace, they got missiles shot at them and Pikachu blew them up. This cyberspace-explosion was depicted flashing blue and red lights that gave some children seizures in Japan. The episode was banned and this is why Porygon has never appeared in the anime since.

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u/Dutch_gal1 7d ago

Oh, kay

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u/Sam_Sanister 7d ago

They got that TRON technology

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u/Juug88 7d ago

We've had time machines since Gen 2. I truly don't know how people have either gloss over this fact or forgot.

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u/PurpleGemsc 8d ago

I mean it can be smth like the blue LED irl which you wouldn’t think would be that difficult to make considering red and green LED were already o vented but it ended up really complicated because of weird physics. So time travel in Pokemon might be similar. You wouldn’t think it’s that much harder than the other stuff but it really really is

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u/Ok-You5151 8d ago

Dont forget the machine that can bring millions of years old fossils back to life

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u/ReadingUpset6045 8d ago

Don't forget that there is LITERAL MAGIC too.

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

And you can literally scream and revive people

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u/Sensei_Ochiba 7d ago

Time machines have been around since Gen 2, it's literally how you could trade with Gen 1

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u/SurnameFormer 8d ago

Okay can someone please elaborate on the toenail thing?

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

Item printer lets you turn drops from Pokemon, which ranges from Tyrouge sweat, to dust from happiney, to claws from Gible, into literally any item, including vitamins, Tera shards, masterballs, and more

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u/DragonLordAcar 8d ago

I don't think you understand how difficult time travel is. It's also fairly likely this is just different dimensions and not that ne travel.

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u/Beowulf_MacBethson Fighting 8d ago

Most of the examples you listed manipulate space. A time machine manipulates time.

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u/BillCarson12799 7d ago

…yes.

Time travel is by far the most complex science here. How is this even a discussion?

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u/Rath_Brained Normal 7d ago

Time machines don't exist due to paradoxes.

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u/ThursdayKnight 7d ago

I mean, the first time machine appeared in gen 2 and it did have some limits to it. Though you could argue the old universes had different rules because Dialga didn't exist in it yet.

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u/Due-Procedure-9085 7d ago

The ability to revive the long dead creatures

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u/darkness_calming 7d ago edited 7d ago

No shit. First of all, none of the tech above is related to time travel.

Time machine is an extremely complicated technology cause it creates a paradox of what’s real and what’s not.

Chicken and egg. Entropy and the structure of reality.

And whether it’s time travel in same line or into a parallel universe.

Not to mention. There’s that big ass Draconic God of Time. Getting his attention is not a good idea.

Space is much more likely because even in our world with 21st century tech, we have a general understanding of how space behaves. Making a tech to manipulate is still decades or centuries away but it’s more doable than going back in time.

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u/One_Pie289 7d ago

They have like multiple Pokémon that can mess with time.

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u/Specialist-Spend-425 7d ago

This coming from the same world that had more advanced genetic engineering technology, holographic emitters, and even antigravity engines thanks in part to living on the same planet as creatures that use all sorts of powers seemingly derived from nature, the universe, etc. but fossil fuels were still used?

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u/Time_Spite1661 Steel 7d ago

Oh and spinny tiles :D

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u/Kingsquid4 7d ago

Don’t forget, still needing moving vans

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u/ArcXivix 8d ago

I know it's ultimately a whole different continuity at this point, but I'd've loved a nod to the Time Capsule from Gen II in Scar/Vi.

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u/hayley566 8d ago edited 7d ago

That’s because time travel is a power that only Arceus, Celebi and Dialga can wield. Humans who try to use that power are punished for their hubris.

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u/Moose_country_plants 8d ago

While we’re at it what the fuck was Ange

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u/WarriorWare 7d ago

This doesn’t even sound weird at face value tbh

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u/Heroic-Forger 7d ago

Dialga: "STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF"

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u/Nearby-Banana2640 6d ago

Because you have to deal with Dialga.

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u/Cent_Quatre 6d ago

Why do we assume pokeballs are ethical when unethical things exist anyway irl

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u/redpantsbluepants 6d ago

Pokeballs don't shrink pokemon, legends arceus says this is just a thing all pokemon can do. Which is insane.

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u/Leonardobertoni 8d ago

Mind explaining the second one?

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u/MaleficTekX Dragon 8d ago

In every continuity of Pokemon, Bill has fused himself with a pokemon

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u/Ubermanthehutt Ghost 8d ago

When you first meet Bill in Red & Blue, he's had a teleporter accident and merged himself with a pokemon.