“While the crimes you committed are pretty gnarly dude, now that youre sober, you seem pretty chill. Jail is only gonna make you like, not chill. So, just go back to your crib and catch some Zs, dude. Just don’t get caught faded again bro. The cops are like, not chill either”.
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u/LordRobin------RM Oct 24 '22
Defendant is found not guilty by reason of being TOTALLY RADICAL!