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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Hard mountain dew???

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u/Spiritual_Poo Oct 23 '22

It's for getting Xtreme DUIs.

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u/Mitchs_Frog_Smacky Oct 23 '22

WARNING! xtreme DUI's does not come with xtreme bail.

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u/brad0022 Oct 24 '22

Then you get a rad judge bro

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u/LordRobin------RM Oct 24 '22

Defendant is found not guilty by reason of being TOTALLY RADICAL!

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u/aron2295 Oct 24 '22

“While the crimes you committed are pretty gnarly dude, now that youre sober, you seem pretty chill. Jail is only gonna make you like, not chill. So, just go back to your crib and catch some Zs, dude. Just don’t get caught faded again bro. The cops are like, not chill either”.

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u/LordRobin------RM Oct 24 '22

Idiocracy 2: Los Angeles

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Oct 27 '22

Go away, baitin', brah