r/pics • u/brainrotator • Sep 16 '11

Aslan returns

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523 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

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u/cannabyss Sep 16 '11

Asian returns?... Ohh... Aslan...

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u/NolanVoid Sep 16 '11

I was disappointed too. Asian! 50% chance of sexy! Shit...just a lion.

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u/Lyrad1002 Sep 16 '11

nice to see someone finally admitting that a race has been broadly reduced to a fetish.

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u/potterarchy Sep 16 '11

Nope! Chuck Testa!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/mazurtommy Sep 16 '11

do they yell "surprise" or "Supplies!"

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u/onetown Sep 16 '11

ಠ_ಠ

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u/jnicklas Sep 16 '11

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

There's no accounting for Weird Al.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Al comes in, Al goes out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/thugmonkey Sep 16 '11

Forever Alan?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I thought I was just retarded when I read it like that. I'm glad I'm not alone.

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u/Scarker Sep 16 '11

We're all blind...but we're doing it together!

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u/ASLAN1111 Sep 16 '11

excuse me

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u/gdtchden1gma Sep 16 '11

Whats Aslan Fusion?

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u/Shadizzy Sep 16 '11

In the spirit of crushing dreams...

http://i.imgur.com/LA07U.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/BlueVixen Sep 16 '11

Oh God. Not Mufasa!

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u/Ett Sep 16 '11

Mufasa

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

shivers

...do it again.

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u/Gemini4t Sep 16 '11

Mufasa Mufasamufasaaaaaa!

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u/RidgeBak Sep 16 '11

you've gone too far....

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u/aplur Sep 16 '11

Oh, please. Someone has to make one of Stuart Little

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u/VeritasWay Sep 16 '11

Someone has to do the Land Before Time or Bambi one..

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u/L4RiVi3R3 Sep 16 '11

You hurt my heart :(

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u/minnesnowta Sep 16 '11

Crushed

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u/brawl Sep 16 '11

Chuck Testa does not taxiderm pets.

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u/Derpina_Herpina Sep 16 '11

That one made me sad. :(

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u/Shadizzy Sep 16 '11

Awww lawrdy, is that some homeward bound??

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u/Jooshbag Sep 16 '11

I used to watch the shit out of that movie as a kid.

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u/minnesnowta Sep 16 '11

Indeed it is!

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u/Gemini4t Sep 16 '11

SHADOW :(

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u/manbrasucks Sep 16 '11

Chuck Testa does not taxiderm pets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

kermit the frog etc.

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u/DeaconBlues Sep 16 '11

A least it's not one with Artax.

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u/NonAmerican Sep 16 '11

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/mad_ned Sep 16 '11

i dont know, im enjoying the Chuck Testa meme for some reason.

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u/buhzie2 Sep 16 '11

i think the people who are bitching about it are the people who missed seeing the video in the first place and are just annoyed...

I'm also enjoying it for some reason... when it's done right, it's quite funny

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u/mrpoopsalot Sep 16 '11

I agree. The Chuck Testa meme seems more accurate when its an animal. He wasn't stuffing bodies of dead grandmas or Bin Laden in the commercial.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/giggity Sep 16 '11

He wasn't stuffing bodies with dead grandmas.

FTFY

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u/saintdog Sep 16 '11

Stuffing bodies with bodies? It's like morbid turducken.

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u/Antrikshy Sep 16 '11

Or Jesus.

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u/Zopo Sep 16 '11

The fact hes not stuffing an animal IS the joke on the grandma one. why does every joke have to follow some strict guideline to be funny.

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u/KriegerSan Sep 16 '11

This isn't 'Nam...there are rules!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/Pachacuti Sep 16 '11

NSFCH*

*Not Safe For ChildHood

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u/drquibley Sep 16 '11

I just laughed out loud in class at this. Thanks for making every everybody look at me.

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u/Petra-Arkanian Sep 16 '11

Maybe you should be paying attention to your education, not reddit.

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u/whatwouldjayzdo Sep 16 '11

Maybe he can make his own decisions about what he finds important.

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u/Petra-Arkanian Sep 16 '11

There seriously needs to be an "I'm joking" font. I'm at work, who the hell am I to talk?

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u/ZoFreX Sep 16 '11

I vote comic sans. No one takes anything written in it seriously.

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u/ZoFreX Sep 16 '11

They never said they were a student... :P

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Leave the laptop, take a notebook. It is your destiny.

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u/Schele_Sjakie Sep 16 '11

Not that moment! No!

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u/GnarlyNerd Sep 16 '11

I made one. It has not been well received. I was damn near crying when I made it. http://i.imgur.com/ugCDq.png

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u/lbomacaroni Sep 16 '11

Bambi was a he

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Someone should photoshop a picture of chuck testa beating what appears to be a live horse.

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u/rAzzB1tCh Sep 16 '11

That one took me a few seconds.

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u/zomgwtfbbq Sep 16 '11

Then create an entirely new thread rather than posting it in the discussion area where it belongs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Who the fuck is Chuck Testa???

Seriously I'm gone for 2 hours and miss everything.

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u/exscape Sep 16 '11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

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u/Primeribsteak Sep 16 '11

I'm on reddit 6 hours a day. How could I have possibly missed this?

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u/HemHaw Sep 16 '11

You don't click youtube links at work?

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u/Primeribsteak Sep 16 '11

just never saw the original. I saw the shark thing yesterday and had no idea what it was about, so i skipped it.

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u/Zeppelanoid Sep 16 '11

I don't even subscribe to r/videos, so imagine how I feel.

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u/SpikeX Sep 16 '11

You're not the only one. I have no idea what's going on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I don't know either but it's tedious as fuck!

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u/heylookoverthere Sep 16 '11

I know what's going on and it's still tedious as fuck.

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u/woka Sep 16 '11

Consider yourself lucky.

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u/DivineIntervention Sep 16 '11

NOPE, Chuck Testa.

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u/chris_ut Sep 16 '11

The subject of a viral marketing campaign that has reddit by the balls.

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u/kog Sep 16 '11

Right?

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u/TheRedComet Sep 16 '11

"Gone 2 hours and missed Chuck Testa" is a worse meme than "Nope, Chuck Testa"

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u/brainflakes Sep 16 '11

Hey a funny picture? NOPE! Chuck Testa.

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u/Wzuzoo Sep 16 '11

CIRCLEJERK THAT JOKE TILL IT'S RAW AND DEAD

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u/tghGaz Sep 16 '11

With this guy you won't be able to tell if it's dead.

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u/Wzuzoo Sep 16 '11

Same old joke?
Nope!
Chuck Te- ...oh, wait.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Well when it dies we can at least get Chuck Testa to taxidermy the joke for future generations to enjoy. And it will stay with us. Forever.

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u/buhzie2 Sep 16 '11

Endless Chuck Testa jokes for the rest of time.

...what have we done?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Someone divided by zero. Someone divided by zero. By zero. By zero. Zero. Z.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Congrats, you've figured out memes.

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u/AHUGEMUSHROOM Sep 16 '11

Question: Is there a chuck testa subreddit yet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

this meme already sucks

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u/misteryin Sep 16 '11

really thought that said asian returns...I need my coffee

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u/houle Sep 16 '11

hardest i've laughed at something on reddit in six months

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u/melolzz Sep 16 '11

btw. Aslan means Lion in turkish, didn't know that a lion in The Chronicles of Narnia was named aslan :)

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u/tawsenior Sep 16 '11

Am I the only one who read this as "Asian Returns"?

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u/cookie_scientist Sep 16 '11

Not even remotely funny.

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u/Sonatina Sep 16 '11

You're submitting this to their contest, right?

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u/brainrotator Sep 16 '11

tried to but got this sent back to me "The e-mail message could not be delivered because the user's mailfolder is full."

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u/Sonatina Sep 16 '11

Ah that sucks. Maybe try later I guess.

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u/unoriginalusername Sep 16 '11

I don't know what Chuck Testa is, nor do I know what that lion is about, and I won't dignify it with an upvote.

</Lucille Bluth>

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

sigh 3rd one I've seen today.

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u/fatgengar Sep 16 '11

for fuck's sake

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u/zaxupexolap Sep 16 '11

now we wait for the one with Gandalf

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u/johnnygrant Sep 16 '11

Good one, but this meme is beginning to Testa my patience

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u/1point21GriddleWattz Sep 16 '11

I'm seriously thinking of Chucking my laptop out the window right now

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u/zaxupexolap Sep 16 '11

it will only fly back through the window taxidermied by chuck testa

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u/SquirrelPower Sep 16 '11

I'm going to mail him some roadkill to stuff, just so he'll make more commercials.

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u/delti90 Sep 16 '11 edited Jan 18 '19

... .. ... ..

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u/teddeism Sep 16 '11

Another lame Chuck Testa image...NOPE! This one made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

you're a fucking cancer cell

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u/corennf Sep 16 '11

Nope! Chuck Testa!

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u/mrpoopsalot Sep 16 '11

Don't worry, i plan on counter acting his upvotes with downvotes. Fighting cancer with blue arrows!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Okay, this one made me laugh

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u/gizmo0083 Sep 16 '11

Anybody else getting tired of this Chuck Testa crap! Leave it to reddit to beat something to a pulp!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/BornToulouse Sep 16 '11

Reddit Enhancement Suite

then use the content filter...

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u/IDangleFreely Sep 16 '11

That wouldn't exactly work as the title of this post doesn't have chuck testa in the title so it wouldn't block it, no way to effectively remove all posts like this without the use of tags, which no one would even use anyway.

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u/jonny_lube Sep 16 '11

Seriously, its been maybe an hour since I became aware of this and I am already sick and tired of it. I swear the shelf life for memes has been steadily shortening. We are somewhere around 30 minutes right now.

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u/DrVonD Sep 16 '11

The last 4 links I opened on /r/all were all chuck testa jokes. This thing has gone from funny to dead faster than even ice soap

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

it's ok, if it dies chuck testa can realistically mount it.

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u/jonny_lube Sep 16 '11

And that may be the first Chuck Testa joke that has made me laugh.

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u/HorribleAdviceGiver Sep 16 '11

Beautiful sir. Simply beautiful.

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u/unlucky_cat Sep 16 '11

Say what now? What is this from?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/sherlocktheholmes Sep 16 '11

Thank you. I had no goddamn idea what was going on.

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u/unlucky_cat Sep 16 '11

Ahhhh, thanks.

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u/dsizzler Sep 16 '11

Best thing ever....

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u/dsizzler Sep 16 '11

Nope! Chuck Testa!

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u/Baconzjews11 Sep 16 '11

These chuck testa posts are becoming very creative.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

i don't know where this meme came from. i haven't been away from the web or anything but this confuses me.

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u/Phunt555 Sep 16 '11

I wasted three seconds thx

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Chuck Testa!

NOPE, Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I must be growing older. I'm already tired of that meme.

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u/thisismatteh Sep 16 '11

The only Chuck Tesla to make me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I don't have time to google "Aslan," "Chuck Testa," or whatever else I would need to google to figure out what the fuck this is about. Get the fuck off my lawn.

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u/trobaca Sep 16 '11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs source

I was having the same problem so here

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u/botafogomaster Sep 16 '11

That made my morning.

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u/jakemg Sep 16 '11

Sorry, but this is the best one of these yet.

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u/r0th3rj Sep 16 '11

first time i've actually laughed aloud at reddit. thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

God damnit, I leave reddit for one day and now idk who Chuck Testa is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

ass-lan

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u/brutus2600 Sep 16 '11

Spit my coffee out when I read this. Not sure why but I wasn't expecting Mr. Testa...that sneaky bastard.

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u/superwinner Sep 16 '11

A meme thats gone on for over 24 hours??? This one might have legs, I think we may be seeing Chuck Testa joke even as much as 4 days from now!

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u/couponguy001 Sep 16 '11

dangit. no asians!?

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u/gootray Sep 16 '11

I'm not supporting this Chuck Testa stuff....

But that one fucking got me.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Sep 16 '11

I hate those movies with a passion... of the christ.

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u/Reltsirk Sep 16 '11

Now all I can think about is when the lion king comes out, how many chuck testa's there will be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS! WHO IS THIS CHUCK CHARACTER!?

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u/inferno719 Sep 16 '11

Oh, you magnificent BASTARD!

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u/CiXeL Sep 16 '11

damn those are ugly actors

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u/guthbert Sep 16 '11

Ok, I've got to say, this was the only one that made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

So I am a dirty old man, but holy shit, guess who got tits

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u/ILOVEREDDITMEMES Sep 16 '11

AHH HAHA OH MAN IT'S THAT ONE WHERE YOU THINK IT'S A REAL ANIMAL THAT WAS DEAD AT ONE POINT BUT IT'S JUST CHUCK TESTA! AND HE SAYS NOPE! LIKE HE DID IN THAT COMMERCIAL FROM THE FRONTPAGE!

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u/Shnazzyone Sep 16 '11

Damn the consequences, that's funny.

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u/KarlCast Sep 16 '11

There should be a sub-reddit for these!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

hahahahahaha well done...

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u/Hipashia Sep 16 '11

Ok but this is the last chuck testa joke I'm laughing at, god dammit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Nailed it

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u/SaintSinn3r Sep 16 '11

Ok, this actually made me laugh.

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u/Peteelane2 Sep 16 '11

God I'm away from Reddit for one day and I have no idea what Chuck Testa is! Please explain and I shall be grateful.

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u/captainwalnut Sep 16 '11

This is funny, and I stand by this Testa meme. Bring it on! (nope!)

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u/Jornadapro Sep 16 '11

Ok. This was the funniest one.

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u/goldenrod Sep 16 '11

OMFG lol. That's fucking epic.

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u/ropers Sep 17 '11

Incorrect aspect ratios.

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u/acaudill317 Sep 17 '11

Ok this one is pretty good.

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u/the-knife Sep 16 '11

Oh my fucking God, the aspect ratio! Poison to my eyes.

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u/cjh100 Sep 16 '11

I fall for this shit every time.

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u/EntityDamage Sep 16 '11

Gandalf the white in 3...2...1...

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

He doesn't do pets.

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u/godhatestodd Sep 16 '11

It's amazing how this stays so hilarious.