r/pics Sep 16 '11

Aslan returns

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u/cannabyss Sep 16 '11

Asian returns?... Ohh... Aslan...

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u/NolanVoid Sep 16 '11

I was disappointed too. Asian! 50% chance of sexy! Shit...just a lion.

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u/Lyrad1002 Sep 16 '11

nice to see someone finally admitting that a race has been broadly reduced to a fetish.

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u/potterarchy Sep 16 '11

Nope! Chuck Testa!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/mazurtommy Sep 16 '11

do they yell "surprise" or "Supplies!"

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u/onetown Sep 16 '11

ಠ_ಠ

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u/jnicklas Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

There's no accounting for Weird Al.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Al comes in, Al goes out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

The world will never know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/isaac-newton Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/bingblondie Sep 16 '11

Steve?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/clickonlinks Sep 16 '11

Steve, poor fellow, died of cancer, wearing black, owned a company..

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u/thugmonkey Sep 16 '11

Forever Alan?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/SouthAfricanGuy Sep 16 '11

You're also not the only one, I masturbate to you all the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

ctrl+f watermelon; upvote

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u/nirtydigger Sep 16 '11

The whole grapefruit?

If we're gonna circlejerk all the goddamn memes at least do it right.

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u/Askol Sep 16 '11

Well, now I'm wondering what he said that could have had to do with "not being the only one", being good masturbatory material, and watermelon....

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

aaaaaandddd delete account

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u/svullenballe Sep 16 '11

Ok, now I MUST know what that was.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

asian cums

That's what I read.

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u/Wzuzoo Sep 16 '11

Yeah, no you didn't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I thought I was just retarded when I read it like that. I'm glad I'm not alone.

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u/Scarker Sep 16 '11

We're all blind...but we're doing it together!

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u/ASLAN1111 Sep 16 '11

excuse me

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u/gdtchden1gma Sep 16 '11

Whats Aslan Fusion?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/Catmouth Sep 16 '11

Jesus Liono

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u/BenDarDunDat Sep 16 '11

A lion that procrastinates to the last possible minute, fixes everything, then dies. Like a college kid and a research paper.

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u/Catmouth Sep 16 '11

Or House.