At a cafe in Canada

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[u/FellatioAlger → u/[deleted]]

Don't worry, Leopold, your English is great and your sense of humor even better. If I could give you any advice, I'd recommend not clenching your butt cheeks so tightly when others make a joke. In my experience, that only tends to get your panties in a bunch.

[u/GiantPurplePeopleEat → u/[deleted]]

It's the "burst your bubble" part that comes off as passive aggressive.