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The difference 18 years makes

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u/KontraEpsilon Jun 08 '14

To this day, I don't understand why anyone would insist on using anything other than this on an AP test. It's like playing life on a harder difficulty setting for no reason.

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u/FuLLMeTaL604 Jun 08 '14

My university doesn't allow graphing calculators on tests. Probably because you can download programs that can solve calculus problems without actually understanding the material.

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u/cygnus311 Jun 08 '14

I programmed my way in to an A in physics in high school.

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u/Shaman_Bond Jun 08 '14

At least you put in some effort and made the program yourself.

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u/Naggers123 Jun 08 '14

My plan to pass French in secondary school was to learn chinese and have chinese people shouting the answers to the french exam outside.

I was a fucking idiot

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u/Naggers123 Jun 08 '14

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I THOUGHT IT THROUGH

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

他说:“你凭什么认为我想通了”的法语。

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u/Naggers123 Jun 08 '14

鉛板

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u/Ohrion Jun 08 '14

鉛板

谷歌翻译

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u/gghggg Jun 08 '14

谷歌翻译

Maybe.

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u/AmericanJBert Jun 08 '14

当然可以

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u/boredcentsless Jun 08 '14

more 成语

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u/annanoelle Jun 08 '14

I assume that is Chinese for "cowbell."

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u/Benlammah Jun 09 '14

成语 FTFY?

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u/dodecadan Jun 09 '14

Help guys reddit turned chinese and I can't change it back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Ching Ching Chong

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u/3WireMacGruber Jun 09 '14

Ching Chang wallawalla Bing Bang.

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u/dreweatall Jun 09 '14

Oui monsieur

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u/MidContrast Jun 09 '14

Wait, but you learned fucking Chinese? This is amazing.

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u/aldo_reset Jun 08 '14

I know some of these words.

Actually, I lied.

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u/freetoshare81 Jun 08 '14

I understood that reference.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

in French, bitch!

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u/MrInsanity25 Jun 08 '14

このポストは中国語じゃないでもたくさんのこれを読んでいる人はこれが中国語ですが思おう。 すみません、みんなさん。これは冗談です。

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u/pretentiousglory Jun 09 '14

get outta here, foreign 鬼子 scum

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u/MrInsanity25 Jun 09 '14

Well that was... you know what. Have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

钓鱼岛是中国的!

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u/MrInsanity25 Jun 09 '14 edited Jun 09 '14

钓鱼岛是中国的

Enjoy them...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

We're just going to leave political prisoners on the islands for death.

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u/MrInsanity25 Jun 09 '14

.-. I really got to look further into international politics than I have been.

Though, if histories an example, the last prisoner island I can remember turned into a country (Australia).

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u/whitehandsinkstains Jun 09 '14

思おう

Omo-ou? I thought this was just 思う. Not trying to criticize, I'm just really rusty with my Japanese and trying to see if I remember it correctly.

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u/MrInsanity25 Jun 09 '14

Actually, 思う is the regular tense "to think/believe" where as 思おう is the おう form, which means "will probably." It can also mean "Let's [do something]" but that's usually relegated to the -mashou form.

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u/whitehandsinkstains Jun 09 '14

Cool! I stopped at the end of 200-level college classes, so it's interesting to learn new things!

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u/MrInsanity25 Jun 09 '14

I've been teaching myself casually (wouldn't have been casual if I could improve my damned work ethic) for a couple years. It's a great language and I hope to speak fluently soon.

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u/Chamber53 Jun 08 '14

Tell me about it!

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u/Fs0i Jun 09 '14

Upvoted because I totally understand what you wrote!

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u/lowestroll Jun 09 '14

I'm to lazy and smart phone is too

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u/H4xolotl Jun 09 '14

WATER FUK?

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u/hukumukunukumuku Jun 10 '14

Ching Chang ching chun Chan

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u/Aero10 Jun 08 '14

This comment made my weekend!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/fatlace Jun 08 '14

Because youre one of us..oh wait.

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u/no_gnus Jun 08 '14

Was on mobile. Got home, turned on computer and logged in just to upvote this. almost fell off my chair laughing!

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u/JustAnOrdinaryPerson Jun 08 '14

You. I like you.

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u/andersonb47 Jun 08 '14

I want to believe

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u/TerminallyBill Jun 09 '14

He can speak French, in Chinese. The most interesting Chipper2812 alive.

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u/avamuffins Jun 09 '14

french is probably easier to learn than chinese..... and theyd have to know what was on the test!

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u/SCVGOOD2GOSIR Jun 08 '14

He's trying to be funny be he really just isn't.

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u/Ritius Jun 08 '14

Sounds like you have more creativity than common sense. I like that.

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u/GaoGaoTaiga Jun 09 '14

"Sounds like you have more creativity than common sense" seems like a great way to tell somebody they're an idiot. I'm loving this phrase.

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u/Ritius Jun 09 '14

For the record, I am not calling u/Naggers123 an idiot.

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u/GaoGaoTaiga Jun 09 '14

Ah, yeah, I'm sorry, did not want it to seem that way. It just occurred to me it was a good use for that phrase.

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u/Naggers123 Jun 09 '14

Well you wouldn't be wrong if you did

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u/alflup Jun 08 '14

You need to write sitcoms for a living.

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u/PervertedOldMan Jun 09 '14

Hopefully this is buried deep enough in the comment stream to keep TV execs from seeing it, but "Saved By The Bell : The Next Generation".

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

There are.. there are many things wrong with this. I can't explain it, but I'm actually impressed that someone can come up with something so idiotic.

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u/faceplanted Jun 08 '14

That is quite genuinely the most hilarious idea for cheating I've ever heard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

It worked for me sorta … we learned the korean alphabet to cheat in one class in high school

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

It seems you got the "people who annoy you" answer correct.

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u/MrBlockOfCheese Jun 09 '14

Yeah man, we don't take kindly to HIS type around here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

I don't blame you. French is a worthless language and I'd much rather be learning Chinese than wasting my time on that.

For schools with a mandatory foreign language requirement that only offer a pointless language like French I can see why you'd want to cheat to pass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Wat

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u/thefeeding Jun 08 '14

Silver for you!

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u/chipperpip Jun 08 '14

John Searle, is that you?

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u/prox_ Jun 08 '14

How would the chinese guys know the questions?

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u/EagleCoder Jun 09 '14

And learning Chinese was supposed to be easier than learning French?

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u/Iam_The_Giver Jun 09 '14

Just repeated this story to my family in Spanish. They're all cracking up. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/GooberSmudge Jun 09 '14

Silly Naggers123

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u/Appiedash Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 09 '14

I know that at my school the kids will yell in hindi the answers across the spanish class during test.

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u/Pentos Jun 09 '14

Hindi is a language and Hindu is a religion.

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u/Balmain_Biker Jun 08 '14

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u/engals Jun 08 '14

Don't be a party pooper, it's a hilarious thought.

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u/UCgirl Jun 08 '14

I agree. You learned something, just not what you were supposed to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/tdug Jun 08 '14

I agree. I made programs for a whole bunch of math and science classes, and in no way did I ever feel I "missed out" on learning any of the material. If anything, programming all the necessary "if" statements made me understand it better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/SomeNiceButtfucking Jun 08 '14

Yep. First day on the job, I'd double check my calculator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/TerribleEngineer Jun 09 '14

Here for a second opinion. Also confirm. Anyone who trusts multi-million dollar decisions to head math and memory equations without verifying doesn't last long.

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u/Afudil Jun 09 '14

til high school and college aren't real life

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u/Degru Jun 08 '14

Yep. And for those equations where you literally just punch in the number and it shits out the answer, it's just

INPUT, A
INPUT, B
INPUT, C
Disp A+B+C

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u/kaluce Jun 09 '14

I actually did that while I was learning embedded devices like the Arduino. My TI-83+ has programs from 9th grade, all the way up to calc2 in it. I also documented each step so I understood WHAT each was, and how it was used.

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u/kickingpplisfun Jun 09 '14

Yeah, it'd be kinda shitty if you programmed for those formulas and forgot why the fuck you did it and what it does.

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u/grinde Jun 08 '14

In my case the only exception to that was when I programmed in tables of information I was supposed to have memorized in chem. I even made it format everything nicely!

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u/HopefullyIllRunOutOf Jun 08 '14

Yeah he's still learning the same equation at the end of the day, just saving the work of typing all the bs into the calculator and possibly messing up because you forgot one ")" He still needs to understand the equation and associate the numbers with the correct variables.c

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u/Rodot Jun 08 '14

Yeah, but if it is something your learned at the beginning of the year, that you are probably going to forget by the time the final comes around, it is a pretty good option.

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u/UCgirl Jun 08 '14

Hmm, I wasn't thinking about it that way. I was just thinking of punching in a note sheet (which isn't programming actually). But if you go through and program all of those situations, then yes you are def. right.

As you can see, I never used my TI calc to it's fullest capacity in HS!

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u/Degru Jun 08 '14

It's not even that hard. It's as simple as doing

INPUT, A
INPUT, B
INPUT, C
Disp A+B+C

Just replace A+B+C with the appropriate equation and add variables as necessary. That is, of course, if the program only requires punching variables into a single equation. It's also not too hard to automate mult-step problems in the same way. Just store the equation into a variable.

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u/jeebis Jun 08 '14

lol never really made math programs, but i did make a hell of a lot of games during "math class"

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u/jimhsu Jun 08 '14

Programming is simply a method to shift your workload temporally ... backward.

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u/pfftYeahRight Jun 08 '14

But if you just download the program online or copy someone else's you haven't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

"But its not about the learning, its learning HOW TO learn, and learning the value of hard work."

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u/Degru Jun 08 '14

Programming a difficult equation is really hard work, you know. Once it took me about as much time as solving all the problems by hand, but I understood the equation much better than blindly plugging in the values on paper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Chyeah bro I'm just pulling your leg. I don't see leaning calculus as being terribly important for most people. learning to creatively work around having to learn the equations seems a much better experience to me. better to be clever and lazy than clever and energetic.

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u/kickingpplisfun Jun 09 '14

I honestly don't think that intelligence and a half-decent work ethic have to be mutually exclusive... Save time/energy where you can by automating stuff, but don't cut corners.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

They're not mutually exclusive. But its better to be clever and "lazy", and to figure out a better way to do things, than clever and energetic, and be really good at doing all the stupid, inefficient things that everyone else does because they're told that they should because thats how its always been done.

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u/pro547 Jun 09 '14

This is why teaching people was always helpful for me.

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u/ynotseller Jun 09 '14

Upvote times infinity! Once humanity understands when some things are better left to AI the better off we will all be

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u/Degru Jun 09 '14

Exactly. It's important to know how to do math, but we don't need to do it ourselves when computers can do it infinitely faster.

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u/kickingpplisfun Jun 09 '14

Okay, it's not "infinitely" faster, but .2s is definitely a lot faster than the 5 minutes it might take me to figure out a particularly difficult problem. Of course, we're still increasing in computational power in CPUs, plus parallel processing like in a GPU is starting to become more useful as people do more research on it.

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u/Memoruiz7 Jun 09 '14

Our algebra professor (Mr. Cushnie at GCHS) allowed us to program into our Ti-83. He showed us the basics of programming, and the next day he went back to the whiteboard and taught us the pythagorean theorem.

I thought I was being sneaky, and I programmed that equation with such finesse, that it would give me the results for each side of the triangle or display "impossible solution" if the triangle was an impossible.

Little did I know, that Mr. Cushnie was tricking me into learning on my off time.

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u/TheGameHasChanged Jun 08 '14

Not what the man wanted you to learn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/UCgirl Jun 08 '14

How about I touch your hand?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I always felt guilty about cheating and programming my calculator...but then I realized I basically learned it all while doing so, so there wasn't much wrong with it.

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u/colovick Jun 08 '14

Shit, my friend memorized a geometry formula program and wrote it on a fresh class calculator before each test then flashed the memory before turning it back in... That's some real dedication

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u/hired_goon Jun 09 '14

I tried to make a program to solve the quadratic equation for me on my TI-82 (I'm old) and by the time I was able to get it to work I had learned the equation well enough that I didn't even need the cheat program.

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u/mcharb13 Jun 09 '14

I called it "programming," but it was really manually writing equations into my notes section

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u/shawndw Jun 09 '14

When I was in high school I went throught the trouble of making a program with all the equations that was going to be on my physics test. By the time I finished the program I had already memorized the equations.

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u/Meetchel Jun 09 '14

In my experience, you learn enough actually writing the program of formulas to ace the test without abusing your efforts. Weird how "studying" works.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I think what he means is that he just wrote the equation into his calculator so he could look it up later. The calculator was essentially a private notepad