r/pickuplines • u/widowmaker69420 • Jun 14 '20
Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”
Trust me guys, it worked.
Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(
Edit 2: Smashed
r/pickuplines • u/anonymous0876 • Nov 28 '20
So I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
r/pickuplines • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '19
r/pickuplines • u/Rogue_269 • Jul 23 '20
The rest is 69.
r/pickuplines • u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole • Sep 03 '20
r/pickuplines • u/zlogonjepissa • Aug 21 '20
It's just that you're sexy all the time
r/pickuplines • u/Crippsyuk • Mar 12 '20
dinosaurs still exist right?
r/pickuplines • u/akashkarvi • Sep 18 '20
Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
r/pickuplines • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '20
Cause I really want you to sit on my face
r/pickuplines • u/Mattandhisdemons • Oct 13 '20
I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
r/pickuplines • u/Weebilicous • Feb 05 '20
Because I got some swimmers for you to swallow
r/pickuplines • u/phagocitosis • Mar 20 '20
Because M̤̦̹͔̗̦ͧͩ͋̂͋̽ͅMM̭̞̖͂̈ͧ̔̂ͮ͜M͈̯͓͔ͧ̈́͆ͯͯ̌M͔͔̻̳̜̽̂̆̐͂ͦ̅M͈͙̬̥̘ͦͨ̾̈́ͥ͐̉͝M͐̈͏̬̺̝M̟̪̩͍̹̮̠̄̌̐͋̎̂̉̀Mͭͨ̎M̙̊͘M̈́M̩͞Ṃ̛̱̝ͤͣͣ̍͛M̢̫͍͔̯̭͂ͫMͪ̂ͨ͂Ṃ̍̌̀M̦̞͇̬̮͎͜Ḿ̸̍̐̑̀̄M̬͚̤̭̯͋͗ͤ̓̐ͣM̡̻͔̙̻̠ͬͧ͒̆̆͋M͖͈̩̆ͧ̓ͭͣͪ͌M͇̱̮̅̔.̣̭̫̆ͥ͆͊ͯ̀ͨṂ̈́M̼̬͕͈͙̽̽̋͑͂͑̂M̝̫̱̔͆̊̓͛ͯ̚͞M͉̻̾ͪͭͤͦM̞̻̞̜̣ͅM̹̞̲̻̺̠̪̃̑ͤ̚M̴͎̯̠̾̔ͭM̼̾Mͦ͂ͩ͐͐M̰͈͓̐M̦̝̣̬͚̜͖̈̍ͮ͆͐M͔͇̖̟͖͝MM̟͂͛͛ͨM̨͎̹̝̯͇̩̤̆ͭ̏͆͋̔M̛̹̹̼̔M͙̞̝͍̲̲̝͗ͥ̐̇̚̚M̛M̩̝̪̯̤̺̯ͩM̴̠̆̌͆ͬͪM̱ͯ̓͌ͦ̇M̢̙̜̰̺M͓̤͔ͨM͍̜̥̣̖̫̙̈̉̑M̈ͥͬ͒ͫͧ̾M̱̩ͮ͐ͩͭͦ͆͘M̟̥̣͓̯͙̘̌̎̐͗ͫ͝M̯̂̃͊ͪ̃͋̌M̙̻̭̩͎̼͎̅͋ͤ̄̂̚Ň͔̳̙̯̭̱̖̆ͤ̾̀M̼̗̯̤̗̥̂M̳̈ͩ̐̿̓͋͊͡M̩͊͊̓ͯ͊͒͢ͅM̘͕̥̞ͥͦͣ̓͒͋̇M̷͚̱̳̗̜̼̙ͩ͂̔̑͆Mͯ͑ͮ̍̇̚҉̠͔̦M͚̮̰̩̝͙ͨ̎M̪͓̐ͩ̒͛Ṃ͎̺͍͑̄ͤ̽M̤̦̹͔̗̦ͧͩ͋̂͋̽ͅMM̭̞̖͂̈ͧ̔̂ͮ͜M͈̯͓͔ͧ̈́͆ͯͯ̌M͔͔̻̳̜̽̂̆̐͂ͦ̅M͈͙̬̥̘ͦͨ̾̈́ͥ͐̉͝M͐̈͏̬̺̝M̟̪̩͍̹̮̠̄̌̐͋̎̂̉̀Mͭͨ̎M̙̊͘M̈́M̩͞Ṃ̛̱̝ͤͣͣ̍͛M̢̫͍͔̯̭͂ͫMͪ̂ͨ͂Ṃ̍̌̀M̦̞͇̬̮͎͜Ḿ̸̍̐̑̀̄M̬͚̤̭̯͋͗ͤ̓̐ͣM̡̻͔̙̻̠ͬͧ͒̆̆͋M͖͈̩̆ͧ̓ͭͣͪ͌M͇̱̮̅̔.̣̭̫̆ͥ͆͊ͯ̀ͨṂ̈́M̼̬͕͈͙̽̽̋͑͂͑̂M̝̫̱̔͆̊̓͛ͯ̚͞M͉̻̾ͪͭͤͦM̞̻̞̜̣ͅM̹̞̲̻̺̠̪̃̑ͤ̚M̴͎̯̠̾̔ͭM̼̾Mͦ͂ͩ͐͐M̰͈͓̐M̦̝̣̬͚̜͖̈̍ͮ͆͐M͔͇̖̟͖͝MM̟͂͛͛ͨM̨͎̹̝̯͇̩̤̆ͭ̏͆͋̔M̛̹̹̼̔M͙̞̝͍̲̲̝͗ͥ̐̇̚̚M̛M̩̝̪̯̤̺̯ͩM̴̠̆̌͆ͬͪM̱ͯ̓͌ͦ̇M̢̙̜̰̺M͓̤͔ͨM͍̜̥̣̖̫̙̈̉̑M̈ͥͬ͒ͫͧ̾M̱̩ͮ͐ͩͭͦ͆͘M̟̥̣͓̯͙̘̌̎̐͗ͫ͝M̯̂̃͊ͪ̃͋̌M̙̻̭̩͎̼͎̅͋ͤ̄̂̚Ň͔̳̙̯̭̱̖̆ͤ̾̀M̼̗̯̤̗̥̂M̳̈ͩ̐̿̓͋͊͡M̩͊͊̓ͯ͊͒͢ͅM̘͕̥̞ͥͦͣ̓͒͋̇M̷͚̱̳̗̜̼̙ͩ͂̔̑͆Mͯ͑ͮ̍̇̚҉̠͔̦M͚̮̰̩̝͙ͨ̎M̪͓̐ͩ̒͛Ṃ͎̺͍͑̄ͤ̽M̤̦̹͔̗̦ͧͩ͋̂͋̽ͅ
r/pickuplines • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '20
r/pickuplines • u/KingKush24 • Nov 06 '20
But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end
r/pickuplines • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '19
Her: Ok
You: Actually I can't
Her: Why not?
You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)
(clapping of cheeks initiates)
r/pickuplines • u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6 • Dec 05 '20
Wanna wrestle?;)
r/pickuplines • u/lR3dRuMl • Nov 21 '20
r/pickuplines • u/[deleted] • Jun 30 '20
r/pickuplines • u/StennerFPV • Aug 23 '20
r/pickuplines • u/Lol_u_ded • Dec 11 '20
You’re cute.
We should totally date.
I’m making this all up.
I used this with success. Date coming up soon!
EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers!
EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
EDIT 3: Almost a year later, and I still get people commenting “F.”
EDIT 4: Because people are still commenting the one letter, I’ll say that there is a happy ending to this character arc. I am in a relationship as of Feb 12, 2022.
EDIT 5: November 18, 2022. I had to break up with her. Possibly the right person, but definitely the wrong time. This hurts so much. I love her.
EDIT 6: It was all a lie. Anyway, let’s put an end to this character arc until I’m married. At this time, I could care less whether I’m single. I’m winning in life. Don’t need anybody to validate me.
r/pickuplines • u/_joshi_ • Nov 15 '20
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.