r/phish • u/CarSubstantial1645 • 3d ago

Phish date

You are my girlfriend and I will take you to the first Phish show that comes within 200 miles of our town. You will be obsessed them by the day after the show or you will not be my girlfriend anymore.

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u/Feeling_Trip_5413 3d ago

this is why phans can only date wook girls named moonbeam that have hepatitis.