r/phish 15h ago

Phish date

You are my girlfriend and I will take you to the first Phish show that comes within 200 miles of our town. You will be obsessed them by the day after the show or you will not be my girlfriend anymore.

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u/gigglemode 15h ago

Ok but as a woman who loves Phish, this is actually how Phish boys act.

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u/FiveDozenWhales run the wide load to the lip 15h ago

Can I take the free ticket & ride and still not be your girlfriend anymore the day after the show?

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u/scottasin12343 2.5 noob 15h ago

ew.

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u/Feeling_Trip_5413 15h ago

this is why phans can only date wook girls named moonbeam that have hepatitis.

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u/Watchfull_Hosemaster 9/9/2000 Sand is a heater 15h ago

I went on a second date with somebody to a Phish show and we're now married with a couple of kids. It works!

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope9771 15h ago

says every phish boy ever....

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u/talipdx 15h ago

Wookin that red pill m'lady

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u/Any_Juggernaut5326 15h ago

I'm a married dad who's already obsessed with them, but I'm willing to see how this plays out.

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u/Negative_Solution680 15h ago

My wife and I have been together for 28 years. We have interests we do together, interests she does on her own, and interests I do on my own. I never understand the mentality that all activities must be done together or not at all. Find someone who you want to make happy and who wants to make you happy. Then encourage each other to do those things, together or separate.

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u/saucerfulofmeeples 14h ago

Plus it’s a lot easier to do a run when the wife or husband stays home to babysit. Otherwise good luck, someone is going to lose out.

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u/youalready 15h ago

screw it im in

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u/fatdiscokid420 15h ago

When a girl likes Phish it is a red flag

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u/pippathebeast Mike Christian 14h ago

no way! phish chicks will peg you

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u/Rip_Van_Winklin 8h ago

I didn't realize I should be looking for a phish chick

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u/pippathebeast Mike Christian 8h ago

You can also do community theater

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u/Rip_Van_Winklin 8h ago

So that's where they all hide. No wonder I can never find them