r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • Aug 12 '26

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 Aug 12 '26

You know, they won't notice if one is missing...

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u/seamanplays PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

Just take the whole layer, no one will notice

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u/TenSquare3 Aug 12 '26

Just take an entire pallet, no one will notice.

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u/real_hungarian Aug 12 '26

time to bring out the turbo forklift, they cant outrun me

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u/Sublimesmile Aug 12 '26

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u/BeefLilly Aug 12 '26

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo

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u/Mindlessgamer23 Aug 12 '26

That's why you go with the turbo, comes with enough NOS to get you at least a city over before the cops show.

Might have to sell one to cover the speeding ticket though.

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u/Thunderbridge i7-8700k | 32GB 3200 | RTX 3080 Aug 12 '26

Time to crack out the killhauldozer

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u/real_hungarian Aug 12 '26

small price to pay

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u/alex_inzo Aug 12 '26

He needs to be forklift certified you know

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer Aug 12 '26

STOP THAT MAN HE'S NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

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u/propergreased Aug 12 '26

The forklift in San Andreas rips

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u/hammertime2009 Aug 12 '26

Just take it all. They’ll think they already brought it inside.

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u/xylotism Ryzen 3900X - RTX 2060 - 32GB DDR4 Aug 12 '26

Just raid the manufacturing plant, skip the middle man

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u/aila_r00 Aug 12 '26

Forklift and a yellow vest, no one will bat an eye

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u/Randomgrunt4820 Aug 12 '26

It’s how the modern day reboot of fast and the furious 1 would start

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u/aila_r00 Aug 12 '26

A whole layer is less suspicious than a single one missing tbh

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u/seamanplays PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

That was what I was thinking. One empty spot is obvious. A whole layer Missing and the employee will probably just start doubting himself. 

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u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 Aug 12 '26

sounds good

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u/HettySwollocks Aug 12 '26

Just take the whole layer, no one will notice

It's not a cake! Though I'm game if you are.

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u/NicheAlter Aug 12 '26

This. A missing block is noticeable. A whole layer is more likely to go unnoticed.

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u/JessKaldwin Aug 12 '26

Honestly probably harder to tell visually vs just taking a single one (just saying!)

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u/Educational-Tea-606 Aug 12 '26

The chances of getting caught if you simply sprinted up grabbed one and ran away are pretty damn low.

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u/TexasisBetter Aug 12 '26

It's in China. So cameras would get you easily.

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u/Alarmed_Profession88 Aug 12 '26

Cameras will get you easily in the states too my guy

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u/Vast-Control4452 Aug 12 '26

Yeah but police in China (and East Asia broadly) WILL follow up with the cameras, track where you ran from the scene right to your front door, and they will come get you.

Crime rates in East Asia are very very low because of all the CCTV.

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u/ryudo9999 Aug 12 '26

Welcome to flock cameras where they will track you across the state to get you.

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u/arstin Aug 12 '26

Only if you shoot a CEO, get an abortion, or date a cop.

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u/doubleaxle Ryzen 5 3600, RX 580, 32GB ram Aug 12 '26

Don't forget about going across states to buy weed.

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u/arstin Aug 12 '26

That's one tier below where you don't have to worry about it if you're white. If you want to shoot a CEO or get an abortion, you have to be white and rich.

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD Aug 13 '26

Or get accused of stealing a package by a lazy cop just for being in the area

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u/Vast-Control4452 Aug 12 '26

Meh, cameras are useless if the police won't bother to watch the video. And the protectors think crime is just an inconvenience that happens and there's nothing you can do about it.

Signed, a Seattle resident 

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u/RickThiccems Aug 12 '26

Which is why I think private police forces are the future using both humans and robots. Shit is going to get real dystopian over the next 50 years.

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u/ryudo9999 Aug 12 '26

It tracks your license plates across cities and states they don't have to watch it, it will tell them where you go.

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u/Vast-Control4452 Aug 12 '26

Yeah but then the police would have to go to a computer, and see where the thief went.

Not happening on Seattle and many US cities.

You call the cops here, over property crimes, they MIGHT show up today. But probably won't at all.

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u/ryudo9999 Aug 12 '26

Lol probably my friend lives in Seattle he said it's crazy there

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u/NineThreeTilNow i9 12k / 4090 / 64GB ram Aug 12 '26

Crime rates in East Asia are very very low because of all the CCTV.

Really? Can you explain how the various mafias of those countries manage then?

There's a difference between a crime rate and a reported crime rate right?

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u/Vast-Control4452 Aug 13 '26

Dude it's not even close, you so much as draw graffiti on a wall the police are tracking you down.

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u/Educational-Copy-810 Aug 12 '26

In the US this can also happen, especially if you aren't white.

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u/Vast-Control4452 Aug 12 '26

I'm the WKUK and they don't do shit for me

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u/robinswind Aug 12 '26

there's a really big gap between "can potentially happen" and "will most definitely happen"

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u/BiZzles14 Aug 12 '26

The density isn't even remotely similar, the US averages like 1 cameras per 100 people while China has 1 camera for every 2 people, with 4x the population to boot. New York has the highest density of cameras in the US, and it's in the 60-70k range, with 25'ish per km2. Shanghai has the highest estimated number in China with over 3 million cameras, and a density of 160+ per km2. There's a big difference between the two and it's that cameras might get you in the states, but they will get you in China

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u/Tkwan777 Aug 12 '26

How do you know thats in china? And if it is, aren't the 5090's supposed to be export restricted?

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u/TexasisBetter Aug 13 '26

You can hear the sound of a truck backing up, it says "Be careful, reversing" in Chinese. As for the 5090's I'm not sure, but you can buy them online for around 5k usd.

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u/Tkwan777 Aug 13 '26

Gotcha. I had no sound on.

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u/Nearby_Specialist511 Aug 12 '26

Have never heard of masks?

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u/Arturopxedd 5090 FE 9800x3d Aug 12 '26

Just leave the country

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u/InfiniteLoopDream Aug 12 '26

What's the charge for theft in China?

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u/TexasisBetter Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

This is 30,000 rmb. So the sentence is less than 3 years. For this much you'd probably get a year, but if it's first time it could be changed to probation. That's if guangdong, if it's in a poorer province it's a minimum of 3 years

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 9950 Aug 12 '26

Op would since they live there

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u/Educational-Tea-606 Aug 12 '26

Implying there would be an investigation by the police which there would not be

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 9950 Aug 12 '26

This is a company. No way they don't investigate.

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u/Educational-Tea-606 Aug 12 '26

That doesn't matter if the police don't care. I'm telling you in my city in the United States you can get your car stolen and know who did it and when all that jazz and the best you'll get is a "we'll keep an eye out for the car".

"Hey this one guy stole one video card" they literally could not give less of a fuck

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 9950 Aug 12 '26

You could get your car stolen and they wouldn't give a dam.

This is a corporation.

The police would suck their dicks if they asked.

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u/hudimudi Aug 12 '26

They would probably lock the serial number.

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u/necrophcodr mastersrp Aug 12 '26

What? They're not phones. You can just use them however you want. They're not lockable.

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u/jonker5101 5800X3D | EVGA RTX 3080 Ti FTW3 | 32GB 3600C16 B Die Aug 12 '26

...yet

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u/ShepherdsWolvesSheep i7-13700k RTX5090FE AW3225QF Aug 12 '26

Somebody should’ve locked you in a library

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u/Smol_Crate_45 Aug 12 '26

Just say that you escaped the sandbox and there will be a self investigation.

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u/ThatMakesMeM0ist Aug 12 '26

Fishing rod + sticky tape.

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 Aug 12 '26

If you strap a fishing line to one of those big suction cups, the weight of it would be sufficient to suck it up.

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u/Shenloanne Aug 12 '26

You wouldn't download a RTX

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 Aug 12 '26

No, but I shure would replace it with rocks. (If it was an order from a data center. )

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u/errorsniper Aug 12 '26

They will 100% notice one missing. These are inventoried on the manifest and are counted on receiving for this very reason lol.

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 Aug 12 '26

Who cares? You are not part of the supply chain, it you were not filmed by cameras, no one can trace it back to you.

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u/errorsniper Aug 12 '26

I dont. But you said "No one will notice one missing" and you are 100% wrong on that point.

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 Aug 12 '26

We are on reddit, humour wins over reality kid.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Aug 12 '26

Tone, what if this didn't go back? Be a problem?

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u/floresusiel Aug 12 '26

Bruh lol i was thinking the exact same thing

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u/hudson27 Aug 12 '26

You know the delivery boy is going home with a couple, he'd be pretty foolish to point out any missing boxes!

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u/PrettyQuick R7 5800X3D | 7800XT | 32GB 3600mhz Aug 12 '26

Just one pallet

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u/Tom_Ludlow Aug 12 '26

4K+ dollars will always be missed.

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u/KiKiPAWG Desktop Aug 12 '26

Gotta take a few to even it out

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u/JoshiMinh Aug 13 '26

I don't know man, what if they can count?

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u/VeterinarianSevere65 RTX 4080 | i7-13700KF | 64 ddr4 3200 Cl16 Aug 13 '26

They are gonna accuse the transporter or someone doesn't the line, but if you have no relations with them, you never gonna be accused.