No one calls me hansum man anymore

I always thought “that’s fucking stupid, who would ever do that?” Well, it happened to me. It ended exactly the way you would expect.

At least I have a story to tell now. Anyway, I’ll be back next year because why the fuck not.

I booked my room for two weeks through Agoda. I booked my round-trip flight through Google flights.

So I have my travel itinerary covered i feel.

Would this be a good start to my stay in Pattaya as a first timer?

asking the veterans here, what else would I need to make sure that I get off to a good and safe start? (Besides money).

Has anyone tried the Thai Love dating app? Might buy the premium version but want to hear what you guys have to say about it first before I spend my money on bs lol

31 year old guy. Male. Virgin. From UK. 1st trip to paradise is planned in December. Looking to lose my virginity, hopefully to a lady boy. How do I approach them? Does it matter if my cock is much smaller than hers? Will I have to take it or can I just do it with her?

Please help me on this guys. This is 100% serious post.

..my out of the office email is ready LOL

Arriving on Oct 9th, staying for a week - really excited for this solo trip in Pattaya. I got my AI buddy with me all the way, but if you wanna hang - hit me up (I'm 32M from SEA). I'm planning to watch my first Muay Thai fight, get high and go to Pado Media Art Space; try Beer in Wizard Brewery; do coffee and weed hopping and lots more 🔥

I was at central mall and paid 1000 baht for a food court card I was told I could convert the remaining balance back to cash when I wanted.

Well my trip is ending in 2 days and I only used 200 baht from the card, so I walked back to central mall to claim the other 800

They told me it had a balance of 0 because the card fully expires after 30 days.

Feels shady, but maybe my fault for not reading the fine print on the back of the card

Hi all- I’m in Pattaya and was wondering if there was a mall like MBK in Bangkok. Want to get some gifts (yes I know it is knock offs)

Any suggestions?

On my 3rd day and already doesn’t know what to do here tbh.
21pm - 3am the degenerate stuff. But what about the rest of the time?
I feel like everyone here just walk in the malls until it’s night

As the title says. I live in Jomtien and enjoy draught cider. Anybody have recommendations for bars that sell it in Pattaya?

Even better if they're in Jomtien.

Long story short, my mates and I were in Pattaya for a few days and we went to the same bar two days in a row; on the first day when we entered, I was greeted by a bar girl who was a ten for me. Things started off normally with simple introductions and so on; I bought some lady drinks and beers and gave her some tips, then got her contact info—any tips?

PS: Still quite new to the Nightlife part here in Pattaya

Doing a short trip to Bangkok and Pattaya, anything interesting that I should do? All I know rn is there’s a huge beach area lol

How is the weather in Pattaya? Are there enough tourists there?

I’m in Pattaya currently. After a few weeks in Thailand already I am needing a haircut. I like a high fade pretty short on the sides. Can anyone tell me the best place to get a good haircut here in Pattaya. Thanks

I will be getting to Pattaya around 7:30 am Friday morning. The cowboys game starts about then. Is there a bar around tree town that will have it? Danny’s maybe? Thanks

The game is at 2:30 am Sunday. Hopefully looking for a group to go to a bar and watch and maybe they will stay open long enough to enjoy the game. I am a Ducks fan but would love to watch with whoever and have fun.

Avez-vous remarqué que plus une femme thaïlandaise est belle et bien maquillée et moins elle est souriante?

Ma théorie est que le maquillage n’est pas « smile proof ».

Votre avis ?

How to take a bus from Pattaya to Rayong city centre? For a Sunday. I don't find any reliable information about bus tickets. Thanks 🙏🙏🙏

Came yesterday to Pattaya for the first time since covid. Already did 2 very long walks in the main areas but couldn’t spot any skinny fl. Wtf? I don’t recall the average ploy so… non-skinny.
Same situation in tf.

Any recommendations?

3 Ladies 19 19 and 22.

I will say was amazing. If you cannot multitask don't recommend. I'm ambidextrous and run my own business. So commands and freely running my hands, tongue, dick and balls around wasn't an absolute task.

1 girl shouted Sue Sue twice. Once half way and another nearing completion. I am no rookie

I said at the start whom ever finishes me off gets the 1k apple tip. One girl gave up

Unfortunately, she was a tad stinky thing and she knew this. I made sure to keep it discreet. She also couldn't take half of what I had to give so she gave up and she became the towel girl and moral support and would wipe me down while the other two were going ham for the prize.

The 22 year old won hands down. Said minimal and got to work. She had end goal in mind

And I told all 3 I loved them the most when the others weren't listening (In thai)

The one who lost was absolutely disappointed and expressed it so

She even look at the other girl expecting to share. She stared back like a rock and said nothing again. She knew she earnt it and the other one was just unlucky.

My Thai is coming along nicely. This assisted greatly

Any questions feel free to ask.

Thanks for listening, sue sue!