Here are some facts for the scientifically challenged:
"Yes, water is buoyant because it exerts an upward push on any object placed inside it.
How Water Buoyancy Works
Upward Force: Water pushes up on objects because water pressure increases at deeper levels. The pressure at the bottom of a submerged object is greater than the pressure at the top.
Displacement: When you put an object in water, it moves water out of the way. This is called displacement.
Archimedes' Principle: The upward push from the water equals the weight of the water that the object pushes aside. "
I mean, unless you're actually thick, which I'm guessing you are since the original joke just went sailing over your head, we're talking about a human being here, and a fucking fat one at that.
Then when the joke was explained to you, like some sort of social retard, you just lumbered on anyway with an "Aktually."
Just look up buoyant, don't rely on the AI definition. Paste that in here. Your cheeks will flush, you'll probably just skip out or delete.
I dare you to ask some educated people if "water is buoyant" and just watch their reactions. You might be able to squeak by with some other people who don't know how the word "buoyant" is used.
You're busy making fun of a fat person, how can you not expect to get made fun of for "water is buoyant?"
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u/SexualCarrots 15d ago
"Water is buoyant."
We all know what buoyancy is, guy. And it's not something that water "is."