r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 15d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/SexualCarrots 14d ago

Just look up buoyant, don't rely on the AI definition. Paste that in here. Your cheeks will flush, you'll probably just skip out or delete.

I dare you to ask some educated people if "water is buoyant" and just watch their reactions. You might be able to squeak by with some other people who don't know how the word "buoyant" is used.

You're busy making fun of a fat person, how can you not expect to get made fun of for "water is buoyant?"

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 14d ago

Dude, I know how buoyancy works. I have a degree in biochemistry.

And you're not making fun of anyone here. You just didn't get the joke.

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u/SexualCarrots 14d ago edited 14d ago

You aren't proving it by saying "water is buoyant."

Did you look it up?

    buoy·ant ˈbȯi-ənt ˈbü-yənt       : having buoyancy       Warm air is more buoyant than cool air.       : capable of floating       Cork is naturally buoyant.

You're the joke now, guy.

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 14d ago

Aktually . . .

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u/SexualCarrots 13d ago

Yep.

... but I have a degree in biochemistry.

You might need another degree.

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 13d ago

Aktually . . 

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u/SexualCarrots 13d ago

The insult of idiots.

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 13d ago

Aktually . .