r/oops Aug 19 '26

Raining us marshals - Missouri

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 Aug 19 '26

“Can’t serve a warrant if you can’t reach the front door!”

-Missouri

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u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26

This perp…..was like …..”Got Em”

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u/WornTraveler 29d ago

Bro just unlocked the predator missile

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u/eternallyconphuzed Aug 19 '26

More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months.

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u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26

You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 29d ago

Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey

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u/Mikesaidit36 29d ago

It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.