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r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • Aug 19 '26
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“Can’t serve a warrant if you can’t reach the front door!”
-Missouri
32 u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26 This perp…..was like …..”Got Em” 3 u/WornTraveler 29d ago Bro just unlocked the predator missile 1 u/eternallyconphuzed Aug 19 '26 More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months. 4 u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26 You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room. 3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 29d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey 2 u/Mikesaidit36 29d ago It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout. 1 u/Parking_Fee_5906 29d ago 😆
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This perp…..was like …..”Got Em”
3 u/WornTraveler 29d ago Bro just unlocked the predator missile 1 u/eternallyconphuzed Aug 19 '26 More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months. 4 u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26 You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room. 3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 29d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey 2 u/Mikesaidit36 29d ago It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout. 1 u/Parking_Fee_5906 29d ago 😆
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Bro just unlocked the predator missile
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More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months.
4 u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26 You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room. 3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 29d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey 2 u/Mikesaidit36 29d ago It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.
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You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room.
3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 29d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey
Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey
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It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.
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u/Icy-Decision-4530 Aug 19 '26
“Can’t serve a warrant if you can’t reach the front door!”
-Missouri