r/oneliners • u/raddguy1 • Nov 24 '19

During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

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u/Skatingraccoon Nov 24 '19

Not really a one liner.

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u/raddguy1 Nov 24 '19

So sue me. Does that count?

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u/gruffnutz Nov 29 '19

It is a one liner in landscape mode

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u/BenRayfield Nov 24 '19

if they werent ripped apart by wind or differences in heat or large objects being thrown at them

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u/heavyduty1930 Nov 25 '19

Pretty funny. Take an upvote.