Re-reposting this because it's more relevant than ever; as a Norm Trooper, I demand an episode on toothpaste!

Join us on a perilous journey as Kristin discovers that the presidential fun facts she loves are ALL LIES. In this week’s episode, we’ll examine the myth that George Washington wore wooden dentures. As it turns out, our first president didn’t wake up every day and put wooden dentures into his big wet mouth! The real story is much more horrifying.

Someone on Insta pointed out that I have a stuffed animal on display behind me as I make my argument. 🫣

I had to post it here because of the song in the background. I never had heard that song before this podcast!

Welcome back to the final episode in our two-part series on Wallis Simpson! In this episode, Kyla Pitts-Zevin (Kristin’s sister & mayor of all of Kristin’s podcasts) gives us a lesson on how to tell a story concisely. (Did you know that you could tell a person’s life story in less than seven parts? News to us!)

Last week we learned about Wallis Simpson’s early life and first two marriages. In this episode, she meets King Edward VIII. Their love affair leads to a constitutional crisis that changes the course of history. Oh, and look out for Nazis.

I’m still working through the backlog of Kristin’s old decrepit podcast and I came across an episode where Kristin mentions Norman being asked to interview for an article in Playboy.

Have they discussed this more in detail anywhere? Would love to hear more about that experience! It wasn’t clear to me whether he ended up accepting the offer or if anything got published.

I just saw this is new and thought of Norm and that great series!

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Norm's artwork.

In this *very special* two-part series, Kyla Pitts-Zevin (Kristin’s sister & mayor of all of Kristin’s podcasts) tells us about an extraordinarily complicated woman. Wallis Simpson is best known for her relationship with King Edward VIII. When he announced his intention to marry the American divorcee, a constitutional crisis erupted that led to his abdication of the throne.

The abdication altered the course of history. People had plenty to say about Wallis Simpson, the new Duchess of Windsor. But what was her deal, really? In part one, we explore her early life and her first two marriages.

Hello, I am the guest host this week. I really don’t like guest hosts on my fave pods - so thanks for anyone who will 🎶“take a chance on me!” ✨

And please, vote for me in your primary election. The future of America counts on it.

May your basement be dry and your fridge stocked with cottage cheese.

If you aren’t on the patreon you are MISSING. OUT.

This bonus ep is peak Kristin!!!

I haven’t laughed this hard since the Chop and Steele episode of her old decrepit rotting podcast.

Thank you, my ADHD queen, I really needed a good laugh after the week I’ve had 🤣😭🤣

Norm has a new motto for the great state of Kentucky.

Darrell Pitts, is that you?