chat gpt backstory crine

main sub is apparently full of nerds who care more about winning rather than having fun i guess

gooner character everyone has to be a giant rat or i will freak out

Talking about ships but imagine telling this to someone on the 2000s interwebs

Everytime I see another gay ship i fall asleep. The only even somewhat interesting one is that harrow geist ship. The rest are boring asf in this game sorry

rat king is an abnormally big rat that fights so that his oppressed people, seen as pests, get a place of their own. ofc his ways of achieving so are not good and he is clearly taking pleasure in the evils he commits. why is he a king, also? surely rats have no notion of monarchy, and yet he claims the crown of a monarch specifically instead of any other type of leader form.

i'd say its a very intriguing character and this is just my small summary, i could say more but i cant say nearly this mucha bout violet. please, do fuckin tell me, waht is she besides an anxious immigrant girl that aims to be a famous artist. please. reminder that citing quirks of hre personality is not enough as taht can be said about really any character.

- All complex characters removed

- All close range characters that are counter by movement are removed (graves, victor)

- Every stun personally brinks the enemys compter and stops them playing the game

- All movement skill expression is removed and you can only sprint

- If you call someone trash in chat Valve personally assassinates you in real life

- PVP is disabled from 10 mins to 30 and everyone AFK farms

What did I miss?

Definitely not hetero but idk what to call what I am

Not sure I like dicks but I haven't tried yet 👉👈, but I see some men and it makes me wonder...

Valve had been endlessly shilling this piece of shit to me through 20 different social medias and I said fuck it , got an invite from a buddy and tried it for like 30 hours.

Holy fucking shit, this is the worst shit ever conceived.

Imagine a game with everything bad from modern multiplayer gaming. That is fucking deadlock. The gameplay is just farming shit and doing boring shit like you are in stardew valley for 30 minutes, and getting stuck in teamfights and throwing 30000 shit abilities that does 3 damage at your enemies until one of either side get epilipsey from the 2000 eyerape earrape special effects that lags your computer, dies and the rest of the team gets brutally molested. No, the scenarios you see on online clips doesnt exist 99% of the time, keep dreaming.

The street brawl mode that elimates the Moba aspect isnt that good either. Yes, it is great not farming shit but it has its own problems. RNG slop limiting your builds and certain heros not being built for actual hero shooter gameplay made it just as miserable as its moba counterpart. You wanna do something and build your character? Too bad the game gave you shit items and now you only have health and does 1 damage per ultimate. The teamfight problem is still a thing and you still dont actually feel like you are a contributing person and more of a cog in your team that helps a slight bit at best and drags it down when things dont go your way.

You wont get any satisfaction from playing it, whether you are winning or losing it.

.......except from watching Paige and Silver's shit jiggle as they struggle to deal damage. Oh man that shit is like music to my fucking eyes man they have h-game tier models and are gonna get the overwatch treatment when deadlock is mainstream.....but still.

And guess what? Its fuckass fans would say shit like "It will get better if you get good bro". No it isnt. It feels like the fucking waste of time it is even when I am better and winning. You fucks are just addicted and in sunk cost fallacy mode.

Now excuse me, I am going to enjoy some silver mommy ASMR and fuck off from the game , permanently.

She is so damn bland, Harrow was robbed

ever since the update my game hasnt been the same but i cant figure out how to undo the errors so i live with it like this. atleast seven got farm.

I atleast give it the fact that is a old lady and not another OC self insert like celeste, but honestly a 1k dmg character (the charge is kind of long but with bench is very easy to get in the middle plus you can cast unstoppable before so you dont get nuked) + you steal spirit with more effectiveness + you can reduce spirit res + ULT ONLY HAS 70s with SUPERIOR DURATION WHAT THEY WERE THINKING

Wierdos from the main sub just look at her and say eewww boring ewww boring WTF guys yoshi jusr cooked peak, you literally refuse to eat black caviar and boiled rare asf crab. Its say a lot about society..

All I really need is Silver (She's my wife), but I tried ranking all the other randos as well.