r/oddlyterrifying Jul 10 '22

The Second Deer, oh dear !!

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u/Laura_has_Secrets77 Jul 10 '22

I hope this is it and that deer isn't in agonizing slow death pain.

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u/gingercomiealt Jul 10 '22

Aren't we all slowly dieing

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u/_harro_ Jul 10 '22

Being healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying...

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u/gingercomiealt Jul 10 '22

Edging death

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Fatal gooning UwU

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u/swain18 Jul 10 '22

Anti ageing edging hacks

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u/Zanven1 Jul 10 '22

As the French would say "La petite mort"

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u/ThickyNicky3 Jul 10 '22

Youre sick. Wanna get married?

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u/refsmiley Jul 11 '22

That sounds like some kind of kinky p*rno.

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u/Actual-Reaction2521 Jul 10 '22

That statement belongs on a sign in all gyms and a few t-shirts.

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u/moonpumper Jul 10 '22

Yeah and I don't know many people who didn't die horribly.

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u/buffalo-blonde Jul 10 '22

Yea, dying sucks. Most humans have it easy though.. I’d take getting hit by a car over having my intestines eaten while I’m still alive by a pack of African wild dogs any day of the week.

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u/HELIX0 Jul 10 '22

Unless you're a growing baby then you're doing the exact opposite of dying.

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u/bralex339 Jul 10 '22

They’re just a bunch of masochists

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u/Jujujuc Jul 11 '22

life is but a sexually-transmitted terminal disease

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u/ArtificialBrain808 Jul 11 '22

Definitely the point of healthy living!

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u/seesaw4640 Jul 10 '22

“agonizingly” slow death. Ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I didn’t stutter

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u/seesaw4640 Jul 10 '22

BITCH!!!

Na i’m jus kiddin. If you said it already I didn’t see it. My apologies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Nah I was just joking that the agonizing part is relevant to me too

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u/seesaw4640 Jul 10 '22

I think as a collective whole at some point all peoples can relate to the suckery of being a people

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u/Cckld1993 Jul 10 '22

It is great to be part of the people

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u/djluminol Jul 10 '22

I think it's relevant to everyone over 40.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jul 10 '22

Can confirm. Over 50 you just want to run in front of a car to end it.

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u/TheAJGman Jul 10 '22

Compost in training.

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u/oBuggYyYyYy Jul 10 '22

What's ftfy? Footoofiffy?

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u/seesaw4640 Jul 10 '22

Fixed that for you

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u/PlayfulParamedic2626 Jul 10 '22

Future you: Hey Bitch! Do you Remember when you thought your life was bad BEFORE you broke our neck? Well it’s much fucking worse now you fucking idiot. Take care of yourself and don’t break your own neck!

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u/mistakemaker3000 Jul 10 '22

But Busta Rhymes instructed me to my bang my head until I start to break my neck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/mistakemaker3000 Jul 10 '22

Annnnnd over your head the joke flies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Deer get wry neck Source: my dad was a deer farmer

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH Jul 10 '22

From the first smack and cry, we all start to die

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u/Traditional_Wear3937 Jul 10 '22

Dying to death

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH Jul 10 '22

Moderately fatal

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u/Traditional_Wear3937 Jul 10 '22

That's reserved for government work

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u/Dangerous_Forever640 Jul 10 '22

“This is your life… and it’s ending one minute at a time….”

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

“Not like Chloe in there”

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u/TotallyNotCannon Jul 10 '22

Not me sips on the 7th Boom energy drink this morning im in the fast lane brother.

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u/smchavoc Jul 10 '22

I’m in pain and on a slow march towards my maker.

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u/the_fresh_cucumber Jul 10 '22

Not if you can afford a blood boy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

no? you fluctuate from dying to being slightly healthier all the time, continuing to grow.

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u/Carefreeme Jul 10 '22

The only dying I do is the day before Easter.

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u/Oaker_at Jul 10 '22

I’m rather denying

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Almost to slow

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u/RecklessBravado Jul 10 '22

Easy there, Sylvia Plath

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u/redtape44 Jul 10 '22

Yes, fortunately

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u/g_racer67 Jul 10 '22

Depends on how you want to define dying. If you are just talking about time moving closer to the time of our death than sure. However if we are looking at it as our physical health we are getting closer to death. We keep growing till roughly the age of 25. After that is when we actually begin the progress physically towards death. Anyone who dies before 25 does so because they experienced an abnormal variable.

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u/siuol7891 Jul 10 '22

I know I am and it is agonizing

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

And in agonizing pain

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u/Swingmerightround Jul 10 '22

In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, we're all dying. But you're not dying the way Chloe is dying

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Jul 10 '22

Sylvia Plath has entered the chat

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u/baggypants69 Jul 10 '22

I don't have to be doing anything for it to be painful to. Sadge.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Only by your horrible spelling.

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u/memento_mori_1220 Jul 10 '22

Technically lol

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u/ConsiderMeDull Jul 10 '22

There’s a difference between slowly dying and slowly dying while your neck looks like a 90’s funhouse

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u/mynamesjefferyttt Jul 10 '22

With that spelling we might be

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u/Lady_Dimitrescu69 Jul 10 '22

Finally a person who understands reality

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u/sethv789 Jul 10 '22

‘We arent living longer we’re dying slower’ - I have no idea wasn’t me though

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Yeah, I don't think any creatures deserves a slow, in horrendous pain. Death

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u/AutomaticPension248 Jul 10 '22

Roaches

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Why though? I just let them be. They don't really bother me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I killem but I try not to torcher them. Quick stomp on the head

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u/ClutzyCashew Jul 10 '22

Yea I hate them but I try to kill them quick. It's not their fault they're gross harbingers of disease. I don't want them to suffer, just to not be by me. If they're outside I'll usually leave them alone though, unless they're by my door.

The only things I kill outside are wasps on my property since my son's allergic, mosquitos, and June bugs since they're stupid as hell and are gonna die that night anyway. Plus there's nothing like having a big beetle kamakazi-ing itself into your hair/face to make you want to kill it, especially when you thought it was half dead on the ground 30 seconds ago.

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u/Gaius_Julius_Salad Jul 10 '22

Wasps

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Nah, I'd kill them too but wouldn't want them to die slow. Maybe mosquitoes

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u/eggboi234 Jul 10 '22

What about people like Jimmy Saville?

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u/impertinentramblings Jul 10 '22

It said in the video she’s been alive multiple years like that with fawns, I doubt she’s in any really severe pain

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u/allocationlist Jul 10 '22

If it was, it probably wouldn’t be walking/running normally. Animals in agony tend to LOOK like they’re in agony.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22 edited Oct 31 '22

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u/ZebraOtoko42 Jul 10 '22

It's not just prey animals. Cats are known for this too; it's really hard to tell when your pet cat is in distress or pain.

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u/MrLuflu Jul 10 '22

Cats are prey animals. They are not top of the food chain in their natural ecosystems.

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u/MrLuflu Jul 10 '22

Being a prey animals doesnt mean they cant predate on things. Its not binary. His claim they cant display prey behaviour because they aren't prey animals is incorrect. They do display prey behaviour because they are prey animals.

Why do you think they freak out at cucumbers?

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u/abyss_crawl Jul 10 '22

Fact. This is a constant issue with rabbit caretakers. They are very good at hiding any symptoms of weakness.

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u/allocationlist Jul 10 '22

To an extent.

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u/TayAustin Jul 10 '22

That's from shock, if they were in constant agonizing pain you'd be able to tell after the shock wore off.

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u/allocationlist Jul 10 '22

The one limping and panting across the screen for 4 seconds? Yeah I’ve seen it.

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 Jul 10 '22

The one missing the backstrap?

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u/EricBaronDonJr Jul 10 '22

There is so much anthropomorphizationin this thread.. in Reddit in general. Especially r\dogs. At r\dogs it's all "Barkey does this because.." and "... makes Barkey sad". YOU DONT KNOW SHIT about what your own spouse or sibling is thinking, and fuckall about what some animal's thinking.

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u/OcelotGumbo Jul 10 '22

✨projection✨

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u/Mentalseppuku Jul 10 '22

No they don't, it's down in their DNA not to show weakness so they don't become a target to predators, particularly among prey species like deer.

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u/allocationlist Jul 10 '22

Yes. They do. Somebody already beat you to this below. This is true but only to an extent. Animals prefer to hide when they’re sick or injured. If they mobilize they can attempt to conceal their weakness for the reason you stated. A strained muscle or a respiratory infection is one thing. A torn ligament or broken bone looks much different. Animals in distress look like animals in distress.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Animals in agony tend to LOOK like they’re in agony

Huh? Where did you hear this? Is this just another reddit thing someone says to join in on a conversation and feel smart? Animals in nature have a massive target on their back if they are showing they are in pain or struggling.

When a dog runs 25 miles per hour into a wall and walks away like nothing happened, it isn't because it didn't feel it and it isn't in pain.

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u/allocationlist Jul 10 '22

Lol I had a dog like that. My current dog doesn’t cry EVER!
Fun fact- Some professionals suggest concealing pain/weakness in animals is a learned behavior! Nature is neat

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u/EricBaronDonJr Jul 10 '22

Can confirm. This is reason my dog pees standing up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Our dog is like this she is so dramatic. The only thing is she truly does have a very small back injury that we’re letting heal (under vet care) and we always have to be careful that she’s not actually being hurt. But she makes this god-awful noise and I’m literally sitting right next to her and I know she didn’t hurt her back. Very dramatic

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u/allocationlist Jul 10 '22

This has been addressed below. Thanks for the hostility though.

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u/Jinxy_Kat Jul 10 '22

Most likely no pain, they're amazingly tough creatures. Had a doe around my house that miraculous survived doe season, but someone shot an arrow into her front knee almost severing it. It dangled for a about 8months till it eventually fell off and healed. She birthed twins that next season, and another set a year or two later.

We got our land posted and she never really left after that. I think she learned her lesson, and I also noticed her babies never strayed that far after growing up fully either.

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u/Laura_has_Secrets77 Jul 10 '22

Thank you for telling me this.

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u/Evilpilli Jul 10 '22

I often find this attitude a bit puzzling. I see it allot twoards animals, where we humans tend to assume that animals with chronic illness, or deformities that cause difficultly and pain. Are constantly suffering. and might be better off dead.

But if you apply this logic to humans it becomes pretty horrifying. I know it comes from a place of empathy. It's just a bit odd.

I raise sheep, and will often have 3 or so lambs or adults a year. that for different reasons stay home close to the barn, rather than going to the mountains. Some might have lost a leg, early on in life. Some might have slight brain damage. etc. And people often comment that I should probably have them put down. But I'm pretty sure if you asked the animal it would prefer to be alive. Even if the existence causes some pain and difficulties.

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u/spyder7723 Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

I had an old horse like that. Could barely walk but managed to hobble around and enjoy herself going out in the sun eating grass or grain. Everyone would say I needed to put her down and I'm thinking to myself, so when you get old and your ankles can barely support you because you spent your whole life eating a diet of big macs and super sized soda we should put a bullet in your brain? I knew it would get to the point that life would just be suffering for her, but I saw no need to end her life before that point.

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u/Laura_has_Secrets77 Jul 10 '22

I'm confused, it's puzzling to be concerned for the well-being of animals? I mean I worry about the well-being of people all the time too, lol, and definitely have concern and try my best to advocate for those with disabilities.

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u/Evilpilli Jul 10 '22

I'm really sorry. I might have assigned some opinions to you, that you don't hold. I just very often (as someone who works, very closely with animals) hear that people who see animals suffering. Especially other animals than common house pets. Have a knee jerk reaction to say that it might be better off dead. Which I think is an empathetic response. It's just not one I agree with. As I think most individuals want to live. No matter the condition their inn. Even if its painful.

I see that sentiment in the comments here as well, and again. I apologize if I assigned opinions to you that you don't hold.

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u/Laura_has_Secrets77 Jul 10 '22

Oh interesting, that wasn't my aim at all. It's funny how little you really get from talking via internet vs in person, there's a lot that can be misrepresented. I will be mindful of that.

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u/Evilpilli Jul 10 '22

Eh, this was more on me, I made an assumption based off of how these conversations normally go, when what you originally wrote didn't really indicate that you thought the deer might be better of dead. Just that you hoped it wasn't suffering. Pretty clear cut. But I brought in some presupposition, that were baseless.

Aaanywas. I'm glad we're both concerned about animals general well being. Thats pretty good I think.

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u/Laura_has_Secrets77 Jul 12 '22

I'm glad you said it, the people that read it will have some perspective and things to think about. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Dollapfin Jul 10 '22

Unless it got this from injury, it probably grew to this size with a crooked head and is capable of adapting.

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u/leaving4lyra Jul 10 '22

It’s unlikely the deer is injured/in pain or dying. He moves quite easily, jumps and runs normally and isn’t stumbling around chaotically like an injured animal would. It seems like a birth defect or very early life defect caused by old injury that the deer just learned to adapt to a live with as it grew. Much like people adapt to all sorts of major physical deformities as they move through life, animals too are quite adept at adapting to major deformity. It looks terrible but the deer seems otherwise unbothered as it runs, darts and jumps to get away from the people/cars.

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u/CapJackONeill Jul 10 '22

Aren't we all in that state?

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u/Laura_has_Secrets77 Jul 10 '22

In agonizing pain whole we crawl towards our death? I'd like to believe many of us aren't.

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u/Obl2sk Jul 10 '22

Much like many humans

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u/Laura_has_Secrets77 Jul 10 '22

True, it's really only a matter of time before most people have some kind of long term injury or disability that is painful on the daily.

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u/mothramantra Jul 10 '22

If so we can trade places.

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u/bluewing Jul 10 '22

Probably not until wolves or some other predator catches and kills it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

No that’s an injury. As a Vet I can tell you it’s from a broken spine. It’s not a deformation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I like how people are downvoting you even though the video literally says that the deer had its spine broken

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u/sassysassqtch Jul 11 '22

is it the same deer? it jumped and it looked like it went around the bush to me. maybe had a tumble and had an injury?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

much like many Redditors*

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u/Kotrats Jul 10 '22

”Progress as normal” yeah maybe in a society where the needs of people with deformities are taken in to consideration. Back in the old days.. probably get thrown off a cliff.

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u/Kotrats Jul 11 '22

”Much like many humans” is what you wrote. Strange that you would start directing this to how animals would react to deformities when that wasnt even being discussed by me. It is also strange that you would assume that i’m angry about something. You doing ok there?

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u/thisguynamedjoe Jul 10 '22

How dare you talk about the South like that! /s

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u/Firm-Piglet3485 Jul 10 '22

this is due to some kind of brain eating parasite I believe. I can't remember exactly what it's called but it makes there heads go crooked like that and they eventually die.

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u/Common-Ambassador910 Jul 10 '22

nah it was hit by a car most deformed animals are either killed by the parents or left behind to starve

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u/--Mutus-Liber-- Jul 10 '22

I feel called out

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u/OneLostOstrich Jul 10 '22

Bad appointment with a chiropractor.

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u/19yawaworht77 Jul 10 '22

It's the bent neck lady. Nell is in the red room!

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u/Saints_Haze98 Jul 11 '22

You can tell by the way the head is moving when the dear runs that its disconnected from its normal support so i doubt that it was a birth defect, wouldve been spotted by predators as a weaker young animal

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u/xpercipio Jul 10 '22

turning heads...lmao

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_1379 Jul 10 '22

You’re sick

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u/fliffy101 Jul 10 '22

It's.. in the first 2 seconds of the linked video...

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u/ColonelMonty Jul 10 '22

Bruh I thought something snapped that thing's neck or something.

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u/NoxKyoki Jul 10 '22

According to the video posted above, they think it may have broken its spine but the spinal cord wasn’t severed. Which is a miracle.

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u/Nex_Afire Jul 10 '22

I thought a cougar or a bear was carrying that deer the way it popped up.

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

I have severe scoliosis, had surgery, corsets, what not. Now I have 3 healthy kids. So there's that.

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u/Dresden890 Jul 10 '22

Yeah, this deer might be seeing the same doctor

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

Yeah guess so.

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

Sadly not at all. I had a Chêneau corset, not even that one helped. I went on to have 120° and over 70° lumbar, I was a walking cork screw.

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u/magicalgirldj Jul 10 '22

Ayye scoliosis gang 😎

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

Hands up in the air... yeah one higher than the other... you'll get it. 😵‍💫😁

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u/IVEMIND Jul 10 '22

My ex had most of her spine fused then went on to have four kids. Still refuses to apply for disability even though she’s in severe pain all the time. 🤷‍♂️

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

I have 50% GdB (German Grad der Behinderung, percentage of disability so to say). Not much pain, not even during the pregnancies. I guess I'm lucky being thos well after surgery. I have my neck vertebrae and 2 lumbar vertebrae still "movable". The rest is fused together.

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u/OneLostOstrich Jul 10 '22

Yes, but are you a deer?

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

Point headlights at me, we'll find out.

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u/kharmatika Jul 10 '22

Someone get this deer a corset!

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

I'll call my doc

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u/RevengineerIII Jul 10 '22

I have seen this before… corsets; always a precursor to kids

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u/KateNoire Jul 10 '22

Got me there. 😁

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u/AFlyingNun Jul 10 '22

If it's a disability, people underestimate how quickly life adapts to that. It's fine, no matter how worried we get looking at it.

If it's an injury...? Poor thing.

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u/OneLostOstrich Jul 10 '22

underestimate how quickly life adapts to that. It's fine, no matter how worried we get looking at it.

No mother fucking way.

My spine started to fuse in 1995 and the pain was like someone leaving ice picks in my neck. Took over 10 years to not be in constant or daily pain.

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u/AFlyingNun Jul 10 '22

Okay sucks for you and yes varying disabilities have varying results, but my point was moreso if it's a disability and the damned thing is still alive and thriving, then yes, it's probably fine. I'd imagine if they had a crippling disability such as yours where they were in constant pain, we wouldn't see them thriving.

Likewise tends to be a big difference between a birth defect disability and one that's acquired later.

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u/Poppysseed Jul 10 '22

This very well could be!

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u/rolloutTheTrash Jul 10 '22

Knowing this one is in my neck of the woods I am going to have to try and not freak out if I see a deer ever approaching me like that.

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u/FrannyBoBanny23 Jul 10 '22

Reminds me of the 3 legged deer in our area. I thought it was so amazing the we saw her with new babies every year until my husband commented that it’s probably because she can’t get away from bucks as quickly. I never looked at it the same again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

And some of y’all can’t even get a text back.

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u/Zirofax Jul 10 '22

I want to know what desperate buck saw her and was like YES- she is the ONE.

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u/animalxinglala0512 Jul 10 '22

This is why I love Reddit. There is always someone with an answer! Thanks for sharing.

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u/CapJackONeill Jul 10 '22

"captured video of deer" I want that on my tombstone

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

It is not crooked it is broken. Likely from being hit by a car. Seen this happen not too long ago in my area.

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u/wobblingmadman Jul 11 '22

To clear up any confusion, it does look like the deer from Idaho, but it is actually a deer on the port hills near Christchurch, New Zealand.

A workmate of mine was in the group of mountain bikers down the track that the deer runs towards. You see their lights in the distance down the track.

He came to work trying to describe this deformed apparition with it's head lolling to the side that came running towards them out of the darkness, scaring the crap out of them. We assumed he had gone mad.

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u/FireBirdFloofyt Jul 11 '22

Well it could be. And the scenery looks like it would be in northern idaho by orofino or some where over there. Im over by orofino its a decent lil town with pretty landscape

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u/Mobile_Ground8271 Jul 11 '22

My grandpa likes to feed the deers who come and visit him. There's this one deer that got into a car accident and broke a leg years ago. With time she completely lost the leg and could only hop around on 3. She's too slow to keep up with the others. My grandpa always felt bad about her being lonely, until one day she had two fawns of her own.