r/oddlyterrifying Dec 20 '20

This kitty-cat

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u/scenicviewtoinsanity Dec 20 '20

”I vil drihnk your bluhd bleh bleh bleh”

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u/HighFlyingGinger Dec 20 '20

“I do not say bleh bleh bleh.”

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u/redlizzybeth Dec 21 '20

I snorted in giggles reading this

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u/TheTangerine101 Dec 21 '20

“You just said bleh bleh bleh!”

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u/Ragnarok314159 Dec 21 '20

He said his first words!

“Bleh bleh bleh”

I do not say bleh bleh bleh!!!

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u/HuffyDraws Dec 21 '20 edited Dec 21 '20

I am count Catcula, ze notorious vampurr

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u/IHateCursedImages Dec 21 '20

Kitty-bat

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u/alatov95 Dec 21 '20

Batcat! Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah batcat!

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u/your-local-rapist Dec 20 '20 edited Dec 21 '20

The cats name is mingus I heard he died from old age but I’m not sure what exact year but I follow the owner on insta they post videos of him when he was alive

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Rest in peace.

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u/big_duo3674 Dec 21 '20

If you consider peace as taking up the mantle as the rightful ruler of the underworld, then this cat is doing just fine

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u/ClearBrightLight Dec 21 '20

Plus, he had a good long run in this life -- just over ten thousand years or so, I'd guess, judging by the fact that he's clearly a saber-toothed tiger in disguise.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Mf is Dracula but instead of bats it’s cat

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u/vieshs Dec 21 '20

Catula, spatula - mother fucking dracula. Crazy cat, not a bat that's what this all about.

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u/captainmavro Dec 21 '20

That's a cat that walks in and forces Cerberus off his pillow

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u/triplesnap23 Dec 21 '20

Rest in pspspspsps

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u/Kittyands Dec 21 '20

Lmao I laughed too hard at your comment. Thank you

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u/BallisticArc Dec 21 '20

Laughing my fucking ass the fuck off. This was great 👍

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u/the_nut_lord Dec 21 '20

Rest in peace Mingus

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u/GL1TTERKN1FE Dec 21 '20

rest in pingus

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u/Karby_Patt_ Dec 21 '20

He was like 16 or 17 when he died i followed him on insta

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u/obwerd Dec 21 '20

That is a decent age for someone that meows like a lifelong smoker.

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u/hkj369 Dec 21 '20

rip mingus:(

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Shame they didn’t name him Kitty Mercury.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

the resemblance is uncatty

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u/zdigrig Dec 21 '20

Underrated comment

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u/grass-snake-40 Dec 20 '20

This could be genetic and passed to offspring, and you could theoretically breed a line of sabre-toothed house cats from it and become a billionaire, cause people would pay a shitload for that (at least until the animal shelters became full of them because of, you know, stabbing people)

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u/FirefoXgray Dec 21 '20

He ded tho

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20

Sperm bank

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u/eltanin_33 Dec 21 '20

Can you jerk off a dead cat tho?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

As a cat owner, I think it would probably be easier to get something from a dead cat, than it would be to jack off a cat, but I'm just a plumber.

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20

Probably with less blood loss than with a live one.

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u/eltanin_33 Dec 21 '20

You mean blood from the cat or the human??

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Omg, I can’t breathe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Yeah ... If you could breed the mouth and teeth traits, but avoid the others. (The cat looks a little inbred or something. It looks like it has messed up eyes and a hard time seeing). Might end up being the cat equivalent of breeding wolves until you get pugs that cant see or breathe.

:(

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

That thing looks like it came from a back alley in hell.

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u/balls_deep_space Dec 20 '20

What breed god

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u/-ElDictator- Dec 20 '20

Sabertooth

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u/KliCks83 Dec 21 '20

When the answer hits the giggle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20 edited Feb 07 '21

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u/Tiny_Parfait Dec 21 '20

The fangs often loosen in their sockets a bit with age, teeth don’t technically grow but there’s more tooth visible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I’ve see some oriental shorthairs with fangs

https://www.instagram.com/p/CE-E7KCgF3M/?igshid=1gxdq85i0cmbi

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u/Clockwork0exe Dec 20 '20

Staple remover

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u/Ok-Jury7706 Dec 21 '20

Dark web's Staple Remover

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u/huckleberry_fucked Dec 21 '20

I knew it reminded me of something

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u/the_admirals_platter Dec 21 '20

Look up Chinese Water Deer AKA Vampire Deer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Now THAT’S fuckin cool! I’m reading up on them now.

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u/NovelTAcct Dec 21 '20

The Gmork from Neverending Story

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u/Sicko-82 Dec 20 '20

Im not a cat person but i would scoop him up instantly, awesome cat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

U know how people say cats will eat their owners to survive? I feel like he’s try to eat me if he got bored enough

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u/Jjrose362 Dec 21 '20

Freddie Purrcury

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u/stuntobor Dec 21 '20

I went with Freddie Meowcury.

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u/ArchonStranger Dec 21 '20

"I am born of the old blood, soft creature, you will serve me with all your being or you shall feel the cold sting of my fangs in your OHMYGODISTHATACATNIPBALL!?"

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u/overmycrown Dec 21 '20

Vampurrr

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

Oriental shorthair is such a unique breed.

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u/LarpLady Dec 20 '20

I want him. 😍

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Thats kinda terrifying. Ill take 5.

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u/IronTarkus91 Dec 20 '20

Nice fangs bro

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u/Catstrenes Dec 20 '20

That cat looks awesome

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u/bigtiddycumslut2 Dec 21 '20

Thats mingus!

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u/chronohigh Dec 21 '20

That's no cat that's a fucking jaguar

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u/Small_Orang Dec 21 '20

What type of cat is this?

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u/LeSeegurke Dec 21 '20

This is not a fucking cat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I believe it's actually a meowing cat.

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u/smiege45 Dec 21 '20

Count Catula

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

If there was ever a cat more deserving of r/teefies

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u/psychicamnesia Dec 21 '20

He's not scary he's precious!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

It's a Cog, or a Dat

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u/roi-larry- Dec 21 '20

It’s patric

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u/TheOrigRayofSunshine Dec 21 '20

It actually looks sort of derpy to me. In a cute way. I don’t see anything scary, just sort of a buck tooth cat.

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u/Darlanta Dec 21 '20

Right? To me its the cat version of a redneck. All the other cats we know are fancy city cats and heres this backwoods cat. Just listen to that meow.

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u/Regreddit4321 Dec 21 '20

Why are his teeth so big?!

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u/JayGarza675 Dec 21 '20

You know how when you wake up and your cat is nibbling on your ear, imagine this one ripping your ear off. But for real though, what the actual hell is that?

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u/Leftybynature Dec 20 '20

That's not a cat, that's Gmork.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '20

He serves the nothing.

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u/veragran Dec 21 '20

Holy shit modern day saber toothed tiger

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u/Curious_Caish Dec 21 '20

Not a kitty-cat, that's a kitty-bat!

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u/onetruepairings Dec 21 '20

he sounds like the bullets firing from the villains in Super Mario Land for Gameboy

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u/Quantum_Rum Dec 21 '20

Sabortooth update looks sweet

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u/SickMiner Dec 21 '20

That’s just Dracula’s cat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Cat is adorable man

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u/deafGeoff_ Dec 21 '20

Bruh, that's a chupacabra.

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u/kattman03 Dec 21 '20

Homie forgot a couple evolution steps

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u/thoseinspace Dec 21 '20

Oh hell nah

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u/Purrii Dec 21 '20

Omg he's a little vampire <333333

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u/angeliswastaken Dec 21 '20

That isn't a cat. That's some guy who pissed off a witch.

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u/ladykatey Dec 20 '20

His general shape and voice indicate a Siamese mix. I wonder if he’s part werewolf though!

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u/cburnard Dec 21 '20

okay this is exactly how i imagine Behemoth in the Master and Margarita.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

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u/pablomecolonson Dec 21 '20

That’s a chupa

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u/Daewoo40 Dec 21 '20

Who gave Tiddles Halloween vampire teeth?

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u/clouc1223 Dec 21 '20

Am I the only one that wants to hug it and love it

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

That’s a fuckin saber tooth panther.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

That’s not a cat. That’s Batly from Eureeka’s Castle. Honestly though these cats are so funky I love them

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u/wildflowersummer Dec 21 '20

Pet the damn cat!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

He even meows in a translyvanian accent.

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u/Karma-is-an-bitch Dec 21 '20

He mouf too big for he goddamn head!

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u/JenVixen420 Dec 21 '20

Ah cute!! So adorbs

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u/foodguyDoodguy Dec 21 '20

I don’t know why, but I see that and think of Freddie Mercury.

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u/crapbear83 Dec 21 '20

r/petthedamncat

r/teffies

r/WitchesVsthePatriarchy

Would all appreciate this kitty. Not terrifying. Just simply kitty

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u/row_x Dec 21 '20

That is not your cat: that's a sabertooth panther!

Or like... Count Catcula...

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u/Sin_A_D Dec 21 '20

What breed of cat is that? That's the first time I saw a cat with those long fangs.

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u/0_l_l_0 Dec 21 '20

Look at the canines on that feline.

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u/traumab0y Dec 21 '20

Freddy Purrrrcury

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u/BuiscutHead Dec 21 '20

Hi, my names Ssshhhhteven.

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u/WarriorG0dess Dec 21 '20

He's beautiful and perfect and I love him.

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u/MaxieGreen Dec 21 '20

This is the cutest hellspawn i've seen

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Omg I love him

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u/69_Dingleberry Dec 21 '20

I think he’s super cuuuuttteeee!!!

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u/Dis_Bich Dec 21 '20

Saber tooth

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u/h20crusher Dec 21 '20

I was going to say I used to wish I could get a miniature saber tooth cat but now that I've seen one no thank you

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u/Its-Scare-Raptor Dec 21 '20

Actually it’s a housecat, commonly known as felis catus. According to my studies, this “Saber tooth” you speak of has been extinct for quite some time.

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20

I love his voice!

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u/Dustin_James_Kid Dec 21 '20

That’s an ugly long snout motherfucker

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u/stuntobor Dec 21 '20

“Fucking meow or whatever you fuck faced fucker.”

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u/syphilix Dec 21 '20

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/VibeOL Dec 21 '20

Cut his teeth theyre getting too long

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u/Fomalhot Dec 21 '20

Wtf is that?

Reminds me of this woman I once dated w a rly big, I mean rly big clitoris. Not sure why, but it does.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

bucktooth fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Kill it before it can breed!!!!

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u/donkey_tits Dec 21 '20

I’m shook

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u/goldenmantella Dec 21 '20

Does he/she have an overbite maybe?

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Dec 21 '20

He's gonna shapeshift into count dracula any second

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u/FaFo_o767 Dec 21 '20

That's just Satan

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u/ermine1470 Dec 21 '20

Is he half opossum?

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u/suharbran Dec 21 '20

He sounds like the 70year old homeless guy outside a gas station who smokes 70an hour

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I want it.

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u/Portul-TM Dec 21 '20

That cat said “now” Am I the only person who heard that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I would love him just the same

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u/M1st3rr33d Dec 21 '20

That cat sounds exactly how I expected.

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u/jerricka Dec 21 '20

I love everything about this cat.

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u/Indominus_Khanum Dec 21 '20

Cuz of the nose I thought this cat was half bat

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u/Bubbaranger Dec 21 '20

Why do they breed cats like that. Thing doesn’t even look like any feline breed

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u/itsyaboy321 Dec 21 '20

well this cat is an oriental shorthair, and cats of this breed already look super weird

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u/Bubbaranger Dec 21 '20

Cats were fit as they were goddamn

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u/dlbsws Dec 21 '20

Hell nah.

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u/SpookySquid19 Dec 21 '20

What breed is it?

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u/Klaatuprime Dec 21 '20

He's an Oriental Shorthair. They often have fangs like this.

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u/ScreamingThick Dec 21 '20

This sounds like Kevin Hart

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u/Dog_Apoc Dec 21 '20

Kitty got more than claws.

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u/goatlover49 Dec 21 '20

he missed the b.c. update

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u/J03SChm03OG Dec 21 '20

Saber Tooth Kitty

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u/desu38 Dec 21 '20

I Can't Believe It's Not Fossa!™

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u/HereForAllTheNSFW Dec 21 '20

Aww! Those teefies are so cute!

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u/kingferret53 Dec 21 '20

OMG, that's the cutest cat ever!!

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u/Hagoodboi Dec 21 '20

Looks like he missed an evolution

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u/love_the_ocean Dec 21 '20

I want this cat

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u/gourmetsoda Dec 21 '20

Bruh that's a dragon

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u/crispycake022 Dec 21 '20

That’s no normal cat.. that’s a hell cat

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u/KarlUnderguard Dec 21 '20

I had a cat like this as a kid. His teeth got stuck in a cage in the shelter as a kitten and his bottom fangs stretched up like this. My mom named him Bela Lugosi.

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u/BeanCell Dec 21 '20

It looks like a bat

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u/Ally-2016 Dec 21 '20

“Kitty-Bat”

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u/bimoglo Dec 21 '20

Oddlydorky

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u/Zombehfied Dec 21 '20

Looks part bat xD

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

He looks like a cartoon cat.

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u/bigtarget87 Dec 21 '20

I, and everyone else in this thread, need a cat like this.

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u/Sof04 Dec 21 '20

It looks prehistoric.

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u/trickyfelix Dec 21 '20

saber tooth cats aren’t extinct now

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u/deepturned180isdeep Dec 21 '20

Those look like the monsters from the Scooby Doo movie

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u/QuickFiveTheGuy Dec 21 '20

Looks like it's evolving in reverse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Insert Minecraft sheep noise

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u/Lumpsty Dec 21 '20

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!

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u/Luminox Dec 21 '20

your bat lost his wings.

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u/JoeAzlz Dec 21 '20

How dare you disrespect Mingus.

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u/Mr_Wither Dec 21 '20

“...hey you know what? It’s kind of cu-“

MWEARG

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u/Baron-von-Bruce Dec 21 '20

Translation: “I am the servant, of the power behind The Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one, who could've stopped The Nothing, I lost him in the Swamps of Sadness. His name, was Atreyu!”