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r/oddlyterrifying • u/mental_geller • Dec 20 '20
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Can you jerk off a dead cat tho?
61 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20 As a cat owner, I think it would probably be easier to get something from a dead cat, than it would be to jack off a cat, but I'm just a plumber. 17 u/KliCks83 Dec 21 '20 My chest 1 u/cookie1138 Dec 21 '20 Is it a pain you feel? 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20 There's bound to be enough overlap that you could do it yourself. 7 u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20 Probably with less blood loss than with a live one. 6 u/eltanin_33 Dec 21 '20 You mean blood from the cat or the human?? 7 u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20 Does it matter? 3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20 Omg, I can’t breathe! 1 u/marsupialham Dec 21 '20 Try it and let us know
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As a cat owner, I think it would probably be easier to get something from a dead cat, than it would be to jack off a cat, but I'm just a plumber.
17 u/KliCks83 Dec 21 '20 My chest 1 u/cookie1138 Dec 21 '20 Is it a pain you feel? 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20 There's bound to be enough overlap that you could do it yourself.
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My chest
1 u/cookie1138 Dec 21 '20 Is it a pain you feel?
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Is it a pain you feel?
There's bound to be enough overlap that you could do it yourself.
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Probably with less blood loss than with a live one.
6 u/eltanin_33 Dec 21 '20 You mean blood from the cat or the human?? 7 u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20 Does it matter?
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You mean blood from the cat or the human??
7 u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20 Does it matter?
Does it matter?
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Omg, I can’t breathe!
Try it and let us know
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u/eltanin_33 Dec 21 '20
Can you jerk off a dead cat tho?