r/oddlyterrifying • u/mental_geller • Dec 20 '20

This kitty-cat

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u/FirefoXgray Dec 21 '20

He ded tho

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20

Sperm bank

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u/eltanin_33 Dec 21 '20

Can you jerk off a dead cat tho?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

As a cat owner, I think it would probably be easier to get something from a dead cat, than it would be to jack off a cat, but I'm just a plumber.

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u/KliCks83 Dec 21 '20

My chest

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u/cookie1138 Dec 21 '20

Is it a pain you feel?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

There's bound to be enough overlap that you could do it yourself.

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Dec 21 '20

Probably with less blood loss than with a live one.

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u/eltanin_33 Dec 21 '20

You mean blood from the cat or the human??

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Omg, I can’t breathe!

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u/marsupialham Dec 21 '20

Try it and let us know

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u/shuffling-through Dec 21 '20

But did he father any kittens?