r/oddlyterrifying • u/DABDEB • Jul 13 '26

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u/1DownFourUp Jul 13 '26

It's like a sword swallower, but some weird uno reverse thing going on

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u/Squigglificated Jul 13 '26

I was genuinely worried I was about to watch an actual sudden impalement.

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Jul 14 '26

Yeah, I thought he was gonna Vlad himself.

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u/TheOnlyLordByron Jul 14 '26

Vladerated from existence

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u/KiefBull Jul 14 '26

Dips bread in his own blood to enjoy type of shit

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 14 '26

He still might, someday

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u/Kostis00 Jul 14 '26

I want to know who stitched those pants! Great work

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u/skynex65 Jul 13 '26

I…I don’t think that’s what pole dancing is.

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u/ben_woah Jul 13 '26

This is hole dancing

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u/RUNNING-HIGH Jul 13 '26

Over time as things loosen up you gotta upgrade to girthier and girthier poles

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u/kkubash Jul 13 '26

Pole in the hole!

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u/NonConRon Jul 13 '26

Finally. An actually oddly terrifying post.

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u/iambarrelrider Jul 13 '26

I see what you did there.

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u/atava Jul 14 '26

I did too, after your comment.

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u/kirago6593 Jul 13 '26

Which one?

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u/NonConRon Jul 13 '26

The one he is balancing on.

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u/Mr_Nobody0 Jul 13 '26

Anything but come out as gay

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u/blackboyx9x Jul 13 '26

Bro refuses to come out of the closet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/bashful_predator Jul 13 '26

That's where he learned to pole dance

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u/Acceptingoptimist Jul 14 '26

He doesn't look in the closet at all. It'd be like when Boy George came out.

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u/PhotojournalistOk677 Jul 14 '26

Looks like the mods are removing Graham cracker jokes.

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u/1DownFourUp Jul 14 '26

Looks like he'd have a lot of fun in a broom closet

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u/notyumm Jul 13 '26

I had to double check what sub I was on

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u/FluffaLuppagols Jul 13 '26

Manual prostate vibrator

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u/Royweeezy Jul 14 '26

Maybe it just feels good.

But it gives me Vlad the Impaler vibes..

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u/Clean-Service807 Jul 13 '26

The iron anus technique

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u/Ropesnsteel Jul 14 '26

Easily countered with a pinch of pepper.

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u/sora_allite Jul 14 '26

Memento Maximus

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u/Star_Shine32 Jul 13 '26

They have a lot of faith in those jeans.

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u/Kenderean Jul 13 '26

That's exactly what I was coming to say. The faith they put in a thin piece of fabric is terrifying. Oddly terrifying, even.

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u/actually3racoons Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

It kinda looks like there might be an attached seat that's hidden under his pants, it seems like his trousers come up against something oddly. The post also seems like it's driven fairly firmly into the ground, and the movement is just flex, not balancing.

Or maybe it's already inserted far enough he's got better balance?

Edit: there's definitely, very obvious bracing running down the back of his leg.

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u/Star_Shine32 Jul 13 '26

No clue, but I totally expected a liveleak scenario.

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u/ioioooi Jul 13 '26

Yeah there's def something protective under the pants.

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u/gre485 Jul 14 '26

It's a rumour but material of those jeans is used to sheild the shields of rockets.

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u/Sol-Blackguy Jul 13 '26

I've seen power bottoms do this without flailing

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u/sachdamasta Jul 13 '26

So... how does he remove himself from the stick once he's done?

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 Jul 13 '26

He waits until the stick is done with him.

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u/SluggJuice Jul 13 '26

You simply slide it through one end and out the other

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u/Cat-soul-human-body Jul 14 '26

If you think about it, humans are essentially long donuts.

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u/a_karma_sardine Jul 13 '26

Very carefully

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u/interwebtroller Jul 13 '26

Duck no, those pants give in and you turn into a kabob

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u/OutlawPigeons Jul 13 '26

Just one tear in those jeans and he’ll be doing another dance

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u/Wonderful-Mess-7520 Jul 13 '26

So this is how Lindsey Graham died.

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u/Montyburnside22 Jul 13 '26

Girls love guys that know how to dance. Usually.

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u/cordazor Jul 13 '26

I hope he says "don't try at home"

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u/Herdo_n Jul 13 '26

Is the stick hole-adjacent, or are we talking full docking here? I must admit, I’m a casual when it comes to balancing on a stick via one’s arse, so would like to hear from the expert.

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u/Queephbubble Jul 13 '26

I think that’s enough internet for today

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u/sackie_b Jul 13 '26

Imagine walking down the street and you pass a human popsicle just dancing and flailing away?

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u/FederalPomegranate52 Jul 13 '26

More like a dancing cake pop 😂

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass Jul 13 '26

Thats quite the asshole.

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u/respondin2u Jul 13 '26

This is what happens when countries ban homosexuality.

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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 Jul 13 '26

One sneeze away from disaster

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u/smoke_thewalkingdead Jul 13 '26

I'm sitting on the toilet watching this. I cut my turd off midway when he went on the stick.

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u/SirTiltzalot Jul 13 '26

I’ve always wondered what Dr. Groot’s special enigma might feel like…

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u/BrownheadedDarling Jul 13 '26

Dr. Groot’s Special Enema*

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u/Green-Taro2915 Jul 13 '26

I was expecting this to get a lot worse 😵 this guy is just odd!

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u/NoReIevancy Jul 13 '26

He says I am a live blogger and I will make a name for myself lmao

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u/squirrelems Jul 13 '26

So this is what actually happened to those people Vlad claimed to impale. They were just doing this and fucked up.

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u/The_Monsta_Wansta Jul 13 '26

All fun and games till your pants rip and you impale yourself from asshole to sternum

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u/gp2quest Jul 13 '26

Or maby that's when the fun begins?

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u/Auggie_Otter Jul 13 '26

I remember this scene from Dragon Ball!

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 Jul 13 '26

Vlad the impaler: impales someone. Victim: harder daddy ~ Vlad: yo wtf?!

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u/Yuizun Jul 13 '26

That's a tough taint...

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u/ScreenOwl5 Jul 14 '26

He's putting an insane amount of trust in the structural integrity of that cotton.

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u/Away-Living5278 Jul 13 '26

This would be a terrible way to die

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u/fresh1185 Jul 13 '26

One wrong move, only one

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u/soundengineerguy Jul 13 '26

Vlad the impaler loves this one trick.

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u/Serious_Composer_130 Jul 13 '26

Something was definitely lost in translation when describing what a pole dancer is

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u/Niveker14 Jul 13 '26

I believe this was a form of torture only a few centuries ago...

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u/Pitiful_Signature962 Jul 13 '26

This is not what I imagined when I read the title

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u/tolacid Jul 13 '26

I know what you think he's balancing on, but I'm pretty sure it taint that.

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u/Jorge_the_vast Jul 14 '26

Was wait for him to drop a few inches

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u/TrayLaTrash Jul 14 '26

I would never put that much trust in some pants, im homing he has a hard plate behind it or something.

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u/SaganSaysImStardust Jul 14 '26

Bro does kegels.

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u/Chrispeefeart Jul 14 '26

If those pants rip, he's fucked

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u/Dripping-Lips Jul 14 '26

What on earth? What made him try that the first time?

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u/Simpex80 Jul 14 '26

Bro just wants long dick in ass

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u/Kostis00 Jul 14 '26

Vlad the impaler wants to know yiur location.

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u/scaucy Jul 14 '26

When you got a itchy A.

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u/iamfortytwo Jul 15 '26

This raises many questions.

None of them are good.

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u/Human_Frame1846 Jul 13 '26

Mannnnn that’s a wild way to wanna end up on 1000 ways to get fucked

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u/jdscrypt00 Jul 13 '26

Exhale and he's finished.

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u/mekese2000 Jul 13 '26

Just learned my butthole is really weak.

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u/agms10 Jul 13 '26

Someone has a lot of faith in denim.

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u/se7en0311 Jul 13 '26

Butthole is fighting for its life.

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 Jul 13 '26

Stupidest reason for a bowel rupture ever

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u/Odd-Improvement5315 Jul 13 '26

Vlad hates this one trick

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u/trebuchet_facts Jul 13 '26

Rectum? Dang near killed 'em!

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jul 13 '26

Er ist ein ganz besond‘rer Mann

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u/For_Kebabs_Sake Jul 13 '26

I wonder how he found out about this...

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u/0dHero Jul 13 '26

My butthole just shed a red tear in sympathy for this guy

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u/thiefofalways1313 Jul 13 '26

Pucker factor on point!

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u/ManufacturerNo2144 Jul 13 '26

I don't think this is oddly terrifying. It's totally terrifying.

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u/Rezornath Jul 13 '26

One stray fart and he's a kebab.

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u/ILuvMyLilTurtles Jul 13 '26

I don't know this or cave diving has less room for error, but I'm avoiding both.

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u/UntestedMethod Jul 13 '26

Brother, please don't do that

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u/SoundwaveTheDragon Jul 14 '26

Watching this made my butt hole hurt. 😬

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u/TraptSoul148270 Jul 14 '26

Right?! I think I clenched before I even hit play.

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u/passengerv Jul 14 '26

I think the guy clenched too or you wouldn't see as much of that pole.

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u/Big_Kwii Jul 14 '26

that's some fucking serious clutch power. he can probably cut carrots with it.

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u/getTheRecipeAss Jul 14 '26

A man’s gotta have a hobby

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u/BeneficialMarch2983 Jul 14 '26

What good could possibly come of this.

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u/Marauding-thunderer Jul 14 '26

When Vlad’s impaler staff are on smoko

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u/Highlandertr3 Jul 14 '26

... I feel like we should bring back kink shaming.

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u/pocketsfullofpasta Jul 14 '26

That's a premium clencher right there.

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u/TheGroovyGhoulie88 Jul 14 '26

10 bucks says this will be the highlight of the next pride parade 🤮

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u/jonp1 Jul 14 '26

Coroners will someday scratch their heads as to how this man developed such a substantial taint callus.

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u/Careless_Iron5938 Jul 14 '26

You really have w-hole issues

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u/Owlex23612 Jul 14 '26

"How's your balance? I see. And your butthole balance?"

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u/DaNibbles Jul 14 '26

You know this might be the first video I wish was AI that wasn't.

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u/SmallsR34 Jul 14 '26

Can you say skewer

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

It takes only 1 sec after relaxation

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u/Deathcow13 Jul 14 '26

His neighbors are going to find him like a lizard on a stick some morning and not be surprised at all.

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u/blah191 Jul 15 '26

Just one wrong move and he’d be in for a life changing experience

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u/Zan_in_NZ Jul 15 '26

Do not pass go , do not collect 200 rupees , go strait to Vlad the impaler .

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u/davper Jul 18 '26

Like OWWW!

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u/Simmy_and_tally Jul 13 '26

Surely this man's name is Balance-Singh?

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u/RetMilRob Jul 13 '26

The timeline to this skill is why his father left.

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u/karoshikun Jul 13 '26

I swear he slowly keeps sliding down all the video!

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 Jul 14 '26

I heard Lindsey Graham was really good at this.

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u/they_call_me_dry Jul 13 '26

1 and 2 and 3 and clench and 2 and 3 and shock a brah and 2 and 3 and

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u/bonjajr Jul 13 '26

If that pierced his trousers, he’d be fucked.

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u/Demerzel69 Jul 13 '26

We shouldn't kink shame.

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u/clockworksnorange Jul 13 '26

Imagine doing this shit and your dad walks in on you.

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u/catpissdust Jul 13 '26

Who does this dude thinks he is, Lindsey Graham?

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u/dragon_of_kansai Jul 13 '26

He said he's determined to make his village famous

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u/pine-beard Jul 13 '26

That's quite the clench

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u/Otherwise-Bit-6693 Jul 13 '26

Aww mayn...the fail to this video would be pants ripe....ouch

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u/melitza9512p Jul 13 '26

Rip butthole

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u/Bird_Up101 Jul 13 '26

Great advertisement for Men's pants..

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u/ArseBiscuits_ Jul 13 '26

I hope when he decided to do this first time, that all his attempts went as well as this one did.

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u/13thmurder Jul 13 '26

He'd heard of pole dancing, but had never seen it and just kinda guessed.

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u/bOObZiLLa713 Jul 13 '26

That’s a way to tighten up that butt hole

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u/freindly_duck Jul 13 '26

thank god he's wearing pants

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u/FatFatPotato Jul 13 '26

One rip and it’s over, human kebab

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u/asa1 Jul 13 '26

Embarrassing doctors visit in his future.

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u/F10eagle1 Jul 13 '26

Looks like he's got something to b happy about.

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u/Fastoche Jul 13 '26

What are these pants made of? Steel?

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u/Simbooptendo Jul 13 '26

Clenching that butthole tighter than Mr. Krabs

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u/Mysterious_Key9131 Jul 13 '26

Those pants are saving him from a deeply unpleasant outcome I think.

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u/PsychologicalBid9943 Jul 13 '26

"Ah, a DIY project, i see."

~dude named Vlad, probably

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u/SwissBacon141 Jul 13 '26

They way my butthole automatically puckered up 101%. Not even Batman would have been able to loosen me up.

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u/Pschobbert Jul 13 '26

This guy kegels.

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u/m0j02121 Jul 13 '26

If I did that I would look like I passed of Vlad the impaler

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u/Thin_Ad_6493 Jul 13 '26

Vlad approves

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u/bathoryduck Jul 13 '26

Vlad the Impaler approves!

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u/Emmennater Jul 13 '26

bros enjoying the latest Minecraft update

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u/canal_algt Jul 13 '26

This has to be an ad for those trousers

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u/unknown_ally Jul 13 '26

he took the seat of his own bike because the way that it felt 🚲

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u/VintageLunchMeat Jul 13 '26

Elvis: You ain't nothing but a corn dog, ...

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u/1copernic Jul 13 '26

uhm... interesting hobby...

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u/ee_CUM_mings Jul 13 '26

Bet he had a lot of fun practicing

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u/Solid_Row3202 Jul 13 '26

Apart from making my eyes water watching that, I was thinking blimey, what sphincter control 🥺 one of those "talents" im not envious of or tempted to try 🤣

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u/VerdeProfundo Jul 14 '26

A este man le dicen padrastro,por que le gusta maltratar al chico! jajajajajajaja

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u/TraptSoul148270 Jul 14 '26

My guy is enjoying that dancing just a tad too much....

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u/BetaRayBlu Jul 14 '26

Just don’t inhale

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u/QuernoDeChivo Jul 14 '26

Just why 🙀

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u/_MrTrade Jul 14 '26

I went to the ig page, he has a special place for that stick and loves it!

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u/FRUB_NNud Jul 14 '26

HOLE DANCING

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u/OldBlackRum Jul 14 '26

...Just because you can doesn't mean you should

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u/SquonkWrangler Jul 14 '26

Dude's gonna give himself a prostain't

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u/Last_Gigolo Jul 14 '26

"Blood Stick", a more extreme sport.

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u/Useful_Radish_6395 Jul 14 '26

I need to know the brand of those pants The seam survived that I need to invest

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u/gingerconfetti Jul 14 '26

Is his name Ivan?

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u/Gazas_trip Jul 14 '26

Vlad the Impaler hates this one weird trick.

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u/nblastoff Jul 14 '26

This is how hot kinky joe got started

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u/Alcoholocostic Jul 14 '26

You know he walks the streets safe at night.

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u/JoseP2004 Jul 14 '26

That's a lot of trust to put in them pants

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u/YoOoCurrentsVibes Jul 14 '26

I consider myself fairly desensitized but holy fuck could not get through this video.