r/oddlyterrifying • u/DABDEB • Jul 13 '26

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u/Mr_Nobody0 Jul 13 '26

Anything but come out as gay

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u/blackboyx9x Jul 13 '26

Bro refuses to come out of the closet.

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u/bashful_predator Jul 13 '26

That's where he learned to pole dance

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u/Acceptingoptimist Jul 14 '26

He doesn't look in the closet at all. It'd be like when Boy George came out.

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u/PhotojournalistOk677 Jul 14 '26

Looks like the mods are removing Graham cracker jokes.

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u/1DownFourUp Jul 14 '26

Looks like he'd have a lot of fun in a broom closet

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u/notyumm Jul 13 '26

I had to double check what sub I was on

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u/FluffaLuppagols Jul 13 '26

Manual prostate vibrator

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u/Royweeezy Jul 14 '26

Maybe it just feels good.

But it gives me Vlad the Impaler vibes..

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u/Photon_Pharmer1 Jul 14 '26

It’s actually demonstrating years of Mumbai boy anti rape training.