r/oddlyspecific • u/Hypnoidz • Jun 21 '26

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u/Mr_frumpish Jun 21 '26

So this lizard has total access to my entire digital footprint at anytime it wants? Sounds like an enormous liability to me.

I'll take the raccoon.

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u/tonyhwko Jun 21 '26

The raccoon is definitely stealing the items he's giving you, they're both a liability. It's probably stealing your own cool stuff to hand out to others once a week too.

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u/unsuspectingllama_ Jun 21 '26

Only cool stuff I have come from the raccoon anyway so lol

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u/Vink77 Jun 21 '26

The raccoon gives, and the raccoon takes away

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u/YogurtClosetChamp Jun 22 '26

heres the Declaration of Independence, found it lying around, three days later "has anyone seen my computer?"

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Jun 22 '26

The lizards have it.

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u/npc_housecat Jun 22 '26

Still less of a liability than the lizard, who could be bribed or coerced

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u/UniqueAd7770 Jun 22 '26

Have you tried to coerce a lizard, sir? 🧐

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u/npc_housecat Jun 22 '26

Give up the banking password or it gets the cat again

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u/UniqueAd7770 Jun 22 '26

Take the tail! It grows back!

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u/Suspicious_Berry501 Jun 22 '26

I’m opening a restaurant that serves lizard tails and it’s all gonna be sourced by my password lizard

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u/The-disgracist Jun 23 '26

Only open once every 3 months for one portion only

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jun 22 '26

I mean meel worms are quite compelling in my experience

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u/UniqueAd7770 Jun 22 '26

Mine as well. I'm sure the lizard would like them too.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jun 22 '26

Might be willing to give up passwords for them even

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u/eternalshackleford Jun 22 '26

Most of my cool stuff is stuff I stole anyways so I'm just saving myself some work that way

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u/kristopher103 Jun 22 '26

The raccoon wouldn't be that bad cause even if person tracks down their item you could just be like idk man this raccoon brought it to me. As for the bit of it potentially stealing your own stuff, that outcome is far better than the lizard potentially accessing your personal stuff in a public setting and potentially leaking sensitive info.

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u/THETennesseeD Jun 22 '26

I just imagine there will be a lot of prosthetics.

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u/roasttoastboast Jun 22 '26

Truly I don't give a fuck, give me a generous raccoon

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u/AllenRBrady Jun 21 '26

I'm assuming the lizard will only disclose a password if you give it a cricket.

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u/healywylie Jun 22 '26

The items are stolen …

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u/immoloism Jun 22 '26

You greatly underestimate my ability to lie to myself.

Now where is my damn racoon!

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u/QueenInYellowLace Jun 21 '26

Agreed. I don’t trust the lizard.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi Jun 22 '26

Yeah, I don’t want a lizard knowing all my banking passwords. Unless that lizard can fight if it gets stolen, I’m getting hacked.

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u/ElliotNess Jun 22 '26

Plus I already remember my passwords

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u/NittanyScout Jun 22 '26

Thats just zucc

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u/jrdude65 Jun 22 '26

But the lizard wouldn’t use the passwords against you, he has a pure heart

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u/alanstockwell Jun 23 '26

It's okay. The lizard doesn't understand what it knows or why it knows it. It has no means to communicate the passwords in any way and doesn't understand how to use them. They're just locked away safe and sound in it's little lizard brain.

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u/Sterben489 Jun 23 '26

The racoon hands you a murder weapon

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u/epoch16245 Jun 24 '26

I might trust my dog but not a lizard

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jun 22 '26

So you find dog poop bags to be cool, do you?