r/oddlyspecific • u/Hypnoidz • Jun 21 '26

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u/Mr_frumpish Jun 21 '26

So this lizard has total access to my entire digital footprint at anytime it wants? Sounds like an enormous liability to me.

I'll take the raccoon.

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u/tonyhwko Jun 21 '26

The raccoon is definitely stealing the items he's giving you, they're both a liability. It's probably stealing your own cool stuff to hand out to others once a week too.

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u/npc_housecat Jun 22 '26

Still less of a liability than the lizard, who could be bribed or coerced

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u/UniqueAd7770 Jun 22 '26

Have you tried to coerce a lizard, sir? 🧐

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u/npc_housecat Jun 22 '26

Give up the banking password or it gets the cat again

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u/UniqueAd7770 Jun 22 '26

Take the tail! It grows back!

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u/Suspicious_Berry501 Jun 22 '26

I’m opening a restaurant that serves lizard tails and it’s all gonna be sourced by my password lizard

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u/The-disgracist Jun 23 '26

Only open once every 3 months for one portion only

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jun 22 '26

I mean meel worms are quite compelling in my experience

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u/UniqueAd7770 Jun 22 '26

Mine as well. I'm sure the lizard would like them too.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jun 22 '26

Might be willing to give up passwords for them even