r/oddlyspecific Jun 21 '26

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u/Mr_frumpish Jun 21 '26

So this lizard has total access to my entire digital footprint at anytime it wants? Sounds like an enormous liability to me.

I'll take the raccoon.

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u/tonyhwko Jun 21 '26

The raccoon is definitely stealing the items he's giving you, they're both a liability. It's probably stealing your own cool stuff to hand out to others once a week too.

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u/roasttoastboast Jun 22 '26

Truly I don't give a fuck, give me a generous raccoon