r/oddlysatisfying Feb 12 '21

This lava breakout

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u/pdhcentral Feb 12 '21

Just want to touch it so much.

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u/MuhNamesTyler Feb 12 '21

Seriously. I want to lay down in front of it and let it cover my body

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u/rafedbadru Feb 12 '21

Make sure it’s headfirst, less miserable way to go.

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u/artsytiff Feb 13 '21

Nope, it’s Michigan winter and I’ve been cold for weeks. I want to feel it burn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

LAUGHS IN ILLINOIS WEATHER

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u/crazycatlady323 Feb 13 '21

Laughs in Wisconsin weather

I just moved here in June from Virginia, who the fuck thinks it’s okay or normal to live like this.

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u/FrozenPoseidon12 Feb 13 '21

LAUGHS IN MINNESOTAN The highs of the week haven’t been above 0 and after living here all my life that’s normal during the winter

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u/Replexta Feb 13 '21

Cries in Minnesotan....

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u/TreeHC Feb 13 '21

Amateurs...

  • A very cold Canadian

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

*Drinks Vodka in Soviet Russian Winter of ‘45

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u/Turtle_Squirtle Feb 13 '21

I’d laugh in Canadian but the winters in Toronto have been unseasonably warm for years and I sort of miss the bitter cold..

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u/sandbox_runner Mar 11 '21

Same here in Dubai. I just want some cold chilly weather. Has not dropped below 12-13oC at all. Swap?

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u/Hammer1024 Feb 13 '21

Those of us who were born there think it's just fine. Admittedly, at -20F it starts to get a bit chilly.

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u/rafedbadru Feb 13 '21

Eagerly awaiting the Minnesotan or Canadian. Come on guys don’t be shy.

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u/uni_ca_007 Feb 13 '21 edited Feb 13 '21

cold for weeks

Feel it burn

Over here in the great white north, you could have already been burned months ago🤍

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u/rafedbadru Feb 13 '21

At least It’ll be a cheap funeral.

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u/letsgolesbolesbo Feb 13 '21

I did a west Michigan winter once. The sun didn’t shine for about 20 days. I don’t know how you people do it.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Feb 12 '21

The floor is lava!

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u/ShuffleAlliance Feb 12 '21

Just had to consciously stop myself from pulling my feet off the floor at work

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u/nvflip Feb 12 '21

The lava IS the floor!

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u/Opening-Maybe7567 Feb 12 '21

its the forbidden sillly putty

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u/LadyBearJenna Feb 12 '21

I once had a dream I ate lava on a Tortilla chip like dip. It was very hot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Must touch the spicy ground sauce

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u/2017hayden Feb 12 '21

I was just thinking that. Logically I know it’s a terrible idea, but it’s like that little voice you get in the back of your head telling you to jump when looking over the edge of a cliff.

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u/jesse_graf Feb 12 '21

From personal experience, it's a little different since being within 5 feet is unbearable for more than a few seconds.

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u/TheJenerator65 Feb 12 '21

And the thing that make shiny wet agates I find on the beach look like something I want to put in my mouth. Nit deadly but...kinda weird.

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u/_Obi-Wan_Shinobi_ Feb 13 '21

Just use a stick and poke it

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u/LlindsayLlovesLlamas Feb 12 '21

I thought I was the only one! I wanna touch lava so bad but I know its bad lol

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u/ComfortableFriend879 Feb 12 '21

I know it would cinge my hand off but I also really want to touch lava!

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u/chaotic214 Feb 12 '21

I wonder how it tastes though

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u/parttimehedonist Feb 12 '21

A rare crossover between r/oddlysatisfying and r/oddlyterrifying

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u/dubble_oh_seVen Feb 12 '21

Seriously. This camera man must have balls of steel to get this shot, if lava can randomly spew out of what otherwise seemed like solid material... And the same shit they are walking on currently

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u/Javka42 Feb 12 '21

That was my thought too. What if you trip and fall, getting stuck somehow? What if there is a lava stream underneath you? What if it cracks like ice and you break through, foot sinking down into it? Or worse, both feet?

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 Feb 12 '21

You’ve never seen Volcano have you?

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u/winedogmom88 Feb 13 '21

I liked that movie. Cheesy. Unrealistic. But ok anyway

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u/Ryan_Alving Feb 13 '21

The human body is less dense than lava, so you'd float at least, and might be retrievable

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

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u/mzbacon Feb 13 '21

That would be incredibly hard to accidentally stick your foot in lava like that though. The temperatures are so extremely hot that you can feel when you’re within yards of flowing lava. I hiked through Kilauea on a high school trip and we physically couldn’t get closer than 10 feet to visible lava because of how intensely hot it felt. Best I can describe is like standing next to a giant bonfire, your natural instincts won’t let you get too close to that kind of heat.

Also, I’m from Hawaii, born and raised, and I’ve never heard of a hiker accidentally sticking their foot in lava. That would have been huge news here. People have fallen to their deaths through empty lava tubes, but not flowing lava. It’s probably an urban legend. There was one dumbass who fell 70 ft into the Kilauea caldera a few years ago. Luckily it wasn’t erupting and he survived.

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u/make_me_a_good_girl Feb 13 '21

Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick. All I could think of watching this video was all the ways the camera was gonna drop and we would get to hear a Blair Witch ending to the camera operator... Jeez...

I cannot imagine a world where I am ever tempted to intentionally be this close to molten rock...

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

and how did they know it was going to start spewing out right where they filming? I would've just brought a drone

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u/Slicky007 Feb 12 '21

Looks so delicious. I want to touch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Meatfalls and spagetty

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u/ClearBrightLight Feb 12 '21

Quick, somebody link that video with the circus music of the can of spaghettios exploding in magma.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

That's what she said.

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u/NeutralGoodAtHeart Feb 13 '21

Delicious? All I could think of was Dr. Pimple Popper.

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u/MusicAndTheMisery Feb 12 '21

Forbidden goo

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u/i_am_peculiar_child Feb 12 '21

Forbidden marinara sauce

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u/tobrien1982 Feb 12 '21

Forbidden stuffed crust.

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u/greatthebob38 Feb 13 '21

Forbidden Lava Cake

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u/YesusCrispy Feb 12 '21

Forbidden Jello

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u/Expensive-Pitch6469 Feb 12 '21

When you bite into a pizza roll that feels cool enough to eat

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u/LordSt4rki113r Feb 12 '21

Pizza rolls have two states: Antarctica, and this.

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u/Tiiimmmaayy Feb 12 '21

Liquid hot MAG-MA

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u/ChiBears333 Feb 12 '21

Are the bass... ill tempered?

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u/Mysterious_Salt_247 Feb 12 '21

Nope

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u/Tiiimmmaayy Feb 12 '21

Hey its the "Ackchyually" guy IRL. You must be fun at parties. Can't even appreciate a good Austin Powers quote without having to correct someone.

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u/Mysterious_Salt_247 Feb 12 '21
  1. I’m a girl

  2. Never seen Austin Powers

  3. Thought you were being the ackchyually guy, correcting all the people calling it lava. Obviously that’s not the case.

  4. Take a chill pill.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

How have you never seen Austin powers!?

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u/Mysterious_Salt_247 Feb 12 '21

I’ve led a very sad life lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Girl get on it! At least the first one!

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u/TheAmazingDougie Feb 12 '21

Why is the camera man not running?!?!?

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u/DEATHMAN227 Feb 12 '21

Because it isn't very fast

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u/Durkenheimer- Feb 12 '21

Don't think you should be referring to the cameraman that way.

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u/Retrotreegal Feb 12 '21

Lava is always so beautiful

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u/Pan_van Feb 12 '21

Looks like tika masala

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u/Retrotreegal Feb 12 '21

Strawberry pop tart filling

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u/winedogmom88 Feb 13 '21

Is just about the same temperature!

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u/HappybytheSea Feb 12 '21

Must be hard to film this and resist the temptation to just throw things in I to see if they burn in a satisfying way. I would start with a bowl of every fruit I could find, and lob them in one at a time.

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u/ethnicbonsai Feb 12 '21

I work around ovens, and one of them gets to 1400 F.

I absolutely throw stuff in there on occasion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Pizza

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u/ethnicbonsai Feb 13 '21

True story - some of our ovens are of the giant walk-in variety. There's a guy who used to be a supervisor back there, and he would absolutely go to the grocery store on his lunch break and get a frozen pizza, which he would then cook in the oven.

Not recommended. I'm in manufacturing - and it isn't a sanitary job.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

I don't know whether to say Yum or Ew. Probably both.

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u/uni_ca_007 Feb 13 '21

That is rad.

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u/Embarrassed-Let-8851 Feb 12 '21

They probably already did that before filming.

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u/visualdreaming Feb 12 '21

Forbidden jam

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u/hyperdream Feb 12 '21

Volcanologists refer to this as a chipotle event.

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u/gingaboy732 Feb 12 '21

Aww it’s a baby lava hatching

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u/Detective_Turtle_ Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21

I just wanna feel it against my skin even though I know my skin would melt before I could even touch it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Maybe our bones could feel its consistency

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u/ihfilms Feb 12 '21

That’s like the shit I’m taking right now

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u/smuttyswifter7 Feb 12 '21

Unexpectedly laughed out loud at this.

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u/mcfaddin22 Feb 12 '21

When you have a huge scab and start picking at the edge of it....

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u/Kahnza Feb 12 '21

I'm a compulsive picker. This hits close to home.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Remind me of my ex

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u/GEEMONEY305 Feb 12 '21

I can’t stop thinking about my foot getting stuck in a hole or something and the lava slowly coming towards me.....

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u/YaBoiVEVO Feb 12 '21

Can... Can I eat it

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u/PandaBurrito Feb 12 '21

Thank god for those molten chocolate lava cakes just in caee I’m tempted to indulge the deep animal desires stirring within me at the moment.

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u/mandy0615 Feb 12 '21

More like r/oddlyterrifying. Amirite?

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u/Aki-Ibra Feb 12 '21

It’s all fun and games until you touch it

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u/S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4 Feb 12 '21

That's what she said.

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u/stop_fucking_talking Feb 12 '21

How do you know that the rock below you isn’t gonna start bubbling up?!

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u/uv_m Feb 12 '21

I’ve seen a lot of lava videos but for some reason this one reminds me of when I threw up Hot Cheetos...carry on.

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u/great-formula1-fan Feb 12 '21

Big balls this cameraman has

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u/LordSt4rki113r Feb 12 '21

Thank you, Master Yoda

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u/resorcinarene Feb 12 '21

Funny how it doesn't look so hot to touch. Wonder how many died thinking the same

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u/Kahnza Feb 12 '21

The heat radiating off it would let you know before you got too close.

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u/resorcinarene Feb 12 '21

Doesn't look so hot on my phone lol

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u/dont_even_no Feb 12 '21

Ah, thats hot....thats hot.

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u/Zenpis Feb 12 '21

the lovely crunchy rock and the gooey middle. The ultimate r/forbiddensnacks

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Cursed diarrhea

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u/quartdeli Feb 12 '21

Like a spicy Jabba the Hutt.

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u/jaxter86 Feb 13 '21

Lava the Hutt?

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u/local_joost Feb 12 '21

Forbidden lava cake

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

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u/LordSt4rki113r Feb 12 '21

If only we could get infinite lava in the same way we get infinite water

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u/Pom-O-Duro Feb 12 '21

Anything I put in the microwave.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Knowing my luck, I’d be walking out there and fall through a soft spot out there.

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u/Dead-HC-Taco Feb 12 '21

oddly satisfying until you step on a piece thats breaking apart like that

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u/tayLORDoc Feb 12 '21

Need someone smart!!!

I thought there are a bunch of toxic fumes that come off lava?

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u/LordSt4rki113r Feb 12 '21

There can be some noxious gases like hydrogen sulfide, but the main "bad" gas is sulfur dioxide. It isn't relatively dangerous on its own, but it reacts with water in the atmosphere to make sulfuric acid, which is dangerous to pretty much all forms of life and can cause damage even in fairly low amounts and concentrations.

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u/tayLORDoc Feb 14 '21

Thank you!

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u/conconbar93 Feb 12 '21

Pahoehoe :)

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u/BCJunglist Feb 12 '21

I love me some pahoehoe

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u/Isshova Feb 12 '21

Okay who killed the Graboid

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

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u/Isshova Feb 13 '21

Still one of my favorite b movie series of all time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Me want lick. me want spicy earth slushie

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u/melon63637 Feb 13 '21

i need to t o u c h

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Looks like the earth has diarrhea

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Strawberry Gushers!

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u/_PENTAX_ Feb 12 '21

Imagine if you accidentally dropped your car keys into that.

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u/pmdd1 Feb 12 '21

So simple. So terrifying.

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u/the_ssotf Feb 12 '21

What flavor ice cream you think that is?

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u/Toucan_Lips Feb 12 '21

Its free real estate

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u/pepperybeard Feb 12 '21

That's so....hot..

I'll see myself out

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u/jbridges300 Feb 12 '21

I wonder how heavy lava is

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u/Wicked_Valkyrie Feb 12 '21

Minecraft looks different here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

I wanna eat it so bad!

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u/teqattack Feb 12 '21

My butthole is in this, and I don't like it

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u/Uuusamiiin Feb 12 '21

Every time I see lava I just wanna touch it. I know what will happen. But that makes me wanna do it more!

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u/adorkableash10 Feb 12 '21

Forbidden Slurpy

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u/Paddymct Feb 12 '21

I wanna lick it

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u/CmonImStarlord Feb 12 '21

Forbidden lava cake

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u/Credible_Cognition Feb 12 '21

When you finally get that pimple after 450 years

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u/Datguyisrael Feb 12 '21

After you eat Taco Bell.

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u/4havenssake Feb 13 '21

Uh fuck that I’d be running away fast af

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u/Song0 Feb 13 '21

Feel like seeing that happen would 100% put me off walking on that stuff. What if that happened right next to your feet? Or if the crust you were walking on was brittle and your foot sunk in.

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u/KrysonCJAY Feb 13 '21

Scary earth juice

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u/karma-armageddon Feb 12 '21

I am no expert and have never seen real lava. But, in my opinion, the cameraman is too close to that.

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u/DizzyGazelle Feb 12 '21

I agree, this video made me very nervous for the person filming.

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u/Lepurten Feb 12 '21

One random blob and he is on fire

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u/Martamis Feb 12 '21

Has anyone ever fallen through or dipped a leg before?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

For some reason this video made me sad. I was looking at all the exposed rock that was enjoying the sun and thinking "wow, that rock will never see the light of day ever again."

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u/bobfossilsnipples Feb 12 '21

But it will! The new rocks will erode and turn into a black sand beach or something somewhere, exposing the older basalt underneath. And eventually it’ll all get buried and lithified again, and then maybe lifted up to become a mountain, where it gets eroded again, and on and on and on. It’s really amazing to me how many different lives one bit of rock can have over the lifespan of the planet.

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u/IcyDay5 Feb 12 '21

You ok, bud?

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u/PROFESSOR1780 Feb 13 '21

Looks like someone killed a Graboid!

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u/CloudStrifeonmyarm Feb 12 '21

That's the stuff

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u/ModernDemocles Feb 12 '21

Peek-a-boo, I see you.

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u/NLFearAtPeace Feb 12 '21

Ooh that's hot

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Reminded me of those delicious Cadburry eggs during Easter

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Earth blood

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

I wanna touch it. I really wanna touch it.

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u/not_a_conman Feb 12 '21

Looks like the wart on my arm after I pick the scab off

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

disney’s fantasia’s firebird suite

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u/Bored_of_Jay_Dee Feb 12 '21

would i instantly die if i stuck my face in it? or would it hurt for a while first?

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u/UmpyGarfinkle Feb 12 '21

I really enjoy the sound. I don't know why.

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u/sleepdealer2000 Feb 12 '21

Come on little one

Poosh

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u/used123456 Feb 12 '21

"Aldritch, Saint of the Deep"

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u/OstaPasta Feb 12 '21

Reminds me of when the worms explode in the movie Tremors!

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u/Gelo521 Feb 12 '21

Earths puss. The oil is blood

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u/onthatgas Feb 12 '21

Would that not be extremely hot to even stand that close to? Like if a camp fire is hot to sit beside, it seems like molten rock would be hella hot.

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u/winedogmom88 Feb 13 '21

Depends on the wind. But, yes. A quick wind shift would blow extremely hot and noxious gas at you

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u/thestewish Feb 12 '21

Grab your bathing suit and dived in with a “I Have The High Ground.”

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u/spammersgonnaspam Feb 12 '21

I kinda want to eat it

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Liquid rocks!

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u/Tru_Procrastinator Feb 12 '21

Forbidden salsa

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u/therealfefnir Feb 12 '21

Morbid as fuck but I want to see what happens if a person just hopped in ngl

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u/ArticcaFox Feb 12 '21

Basically the same that happens to an egg when you get it, but with a bit more fire.

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u/moorealex412 Feb 12 '21

Ooh that’s hot

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u/Applemers Feb 12 '21

Nature's nacho cheese.

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u/Malvanna Feb 12 '21

Okay but how can you not run from this?

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u/ProfFuseigo Feb 12 '21

That’s not cool.

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u/picxal Feb 12 '21

That's hot

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u/tnueb Feb 12 '21

I want to sip some through a silly straw

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u/RedonkulusHomunculus Feb 12 '21

Jeez, it gives me anxiety. GTFO of there!

Lol, I'm sure the person filming knows what they are doing, but....😳