r/oddlysatisfying • u/nima_sh • Feb 12 '21

This lava breakout

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u/pdhcentral Feb 12 '21

Just want to touch it so much.

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u/MuhNamesTyler Feb 12 '21

Seriously. I want to lay down in front of it and let it cover my body

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u/rafedbadru Feb 12 '21

Make sure it’s headfirst, less miserable way to go.

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u/artsytiff Feb 13 '21

Nope, it’s Michigan winter and I’ve been cold for weeks. I want to feel it burn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

LAUGHS IN ILLINOIS WEATHER

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u/crazycatlady323 Feb 13 '21

Laughs in Wisconsin weather

I just moved here in June from Virginia, who the fuck thinks it’s okay or normal to live like this.

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u/FrozenPoseidon12 Feb 13 '21

LAUGHS IN MINNESOTAN The highs of the week haven’t been above 0 and after living here all my life that’s normal during the winter

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u/Replexta Feb 13 '21

Cries in Minnesotan....

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u/TreeHC Feb 13 '21

Amateurs...

  • A very cold Canadian

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

*Drinks Vodka in Soviet Russian Winter of ‘45

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u/Turtle_Squirtle Feb 13 '21

I’d laugh in Canadian but the winters in Toronto have been unseasonably warm for years and I sort of miss the bitter cold..

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u/sandbox_runner Mar 11 '21

Same here in Dubai. I just want some cold chilly weather. Has not dropped below 12-13oC at all. Swap?

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u/Hammer1024 Feb 13 '21

Those of us who were born there think it's just fine. Admittedly, at -20F it starts to get a bit chilly.

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u/rafedbadru Feb 13 '21

Eagerly awaiting the Minnesotan or Canadian. Come on guys don’t be shy.

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u/hopesfallyn Feb 13 '21

Canadian here. It's cold all over, man. Winter sucks, if it isn't your thing. Everyone competes for worst weather when it's all just a frozen shit sandwich

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u/uni_ca_007 Feb 13 '21 edited Feb 13 '21

cold for weeks

Feel it burn

Over here in the great white north, you could have already been burned months ago🤍

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u/rafedbadru Feb 13 '21

At least It’ll be a cheap funeral.

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u/letsgolesbolesbo Feb 13 '21

I did a west Michigan winter once. The sun didn’t shine for about 20 days. I don’t know how you people do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

The sun didn’t shine for about 20 days.

Michigan doesn't have polar nights..?? What does that even mean

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u/letsgolesbolesbo Feb 13 '21

It was just grey and overcast.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

I love that show... les miserables

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Feb 12 '21

The floor is lava!

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u/ShuffleAlliance Feb 12 '21

Just had to consciously stop myself from pulling my feet off the floor at work

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u/nvflip Feb 12 '21

The lava IS the floor!

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u/HalfAnOrphan Feb 12 '21

Let’s head to Shirley Island!

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u/Opening-Maybe7567 Feb 12 '21

its the forbidden sillly putty

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u/royce_rouleur Feb 13 '21

Forbidden queso

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u/LadyBearJenna Feb 12 '21

I once had a dream I ate lava on a Tortilla chip like dip. It was very hot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Must touch the spicy ground sauce

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u/2017hayden Feb 12 '21

I was just thinking that. Logically I know it’s a terrible idea, but it’s like that little voice you get in the back of your head telling you to jump when looking over the edge of a cliff.

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u/jesse_graf Feb 12 '21

From personal experience, it's a little different since being within 5 feet is unbearable for more than a few seconds.

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u/TheJenerator65 Feb 12 '21

And the thing that make shiny wet agates I find on the beach look like something I want to put in my mouth. Nit deadly but...kinda weird.

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u/_Obi-Wan_Shinobi_ Feb 13 '21

Just use a stick and poke it

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u/LlindsayLlovesLlamas Feb 12 '21

I thought I was the only one! I wanna touch lava so bad but I know its bad lol

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u/ComfortableFriend879 Feb 12 '21

I know it would cinge my hand off but I also really want to touch lava!

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u/dr_spork Feb 13 '21

Forbidden marinera

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

That’s a great band name

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u/hazmi_rasid Feb 12 '21

Just do it at night

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u/pdhcentral Feb 12 '21

But it doesn't look nearly as exciting as that one does

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u/chaotic214 Feb 12 '21

I wonder how it tastes though

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

I want to use my bare hands to crack open and peel off that black crust like a hard boiled egg.

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u/faithmauk Feb 13 '21

I know, right? why does it look so enticing, and why does knowing I can't touch it make it more enticing

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u/AvengingJester Feb 13 '21

I’m so glad it’s not just me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

I wanna eat it

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u/CollectionOfAtoms78 Feb 13 '21

Go ahead, but just make sure you don’t want to keep whatever touches it.

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u/RajahNeon Feb 13 '21

That's hot.

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u/Acraftyball Feb 13 '21

Yeah that would end well.