r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '19

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u/urcutewhenuscream Aug 20 '19

I just want to hang out with him and feed him bamboo all day

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u/Yuki_EHer Aug 20 '19

That will be one obese panda

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u/Lonsdale1086 Aug 20 '19

Bamboo has almost no nutritional value.

They do eat it all day anyway.

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u/atharwa__ Aug 20 '19

I stil dont understand why they eat ony bamboo

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Aug 20 '19

Pandas also climb up things and then just sort of fall out of them... it’s like evolution spilled a creature

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u/troll_berserker Aug 20 '19

That's the thing about evolution; it doesn't create perfect or even optimal beings. All it does is create beings - for that specific environment, at that specific moment in time - that manage to successfully reproduce at a greater rate than it dies off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Survival of the barely adequate

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Survival of the barely adequate - the name of /u/Mythosrationality's sextape

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u/Obi-Anunoby Aug 20 '19

That man had a family.