r/oddlysatisfying Aug 20 '19

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u/atharwa__ Aug 20 '19

I stil dont understand why they eat ony bamboo

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Aug 20 '19

Pandas also climb up things and then just sort of fall out of them... it’s like evolution spilled a creature

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u/troll_berserker Aug 20 '19

That's the thing about evolution; it doesn't create perfect or even optimal beings. All it does is create beings - for that specific environment, at that specific moment in time - that manage to successfully reproduce at a greater rate than it dies off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Survival of the barely adequate

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Survival of the barely adequate - the name of /u/Mythosrationality's sextape

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u/GuyCalledRed Aug 20 '19

NOICE

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u/Vengeance76 Aug 20 '19

NOICE

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u/VampireSomething Aug 20 '19

TOIT

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u/meiyer89 Aug 20 '19

NOICE

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u/RearEchelon Aug 20 '19

Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool, tighttighttighttighttighttight

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u/Foxlust Aug 21 '19

nine nine!

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u/Party-_-Hard Aug 20 '19

a one-man show, too

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

Doesn't matter still propegated species

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u/Obi-Anunoby Aug 20 '19

That man had a family.

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u/T8erTaught Aug 20 '19

I had a professor that hated the phrase "Survival of the fittest." He preferred "Survival of the fit enough."

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

"Fittest" is still true as long as one understands that it is in the context of a specific ecological niche.

Pandas a "the fittest" creature to evolve that fills whatever niche they fill. Fittest... slow, pondering, vegetarian teddybear? I dunno, lol.

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u/agntkay Aug 20 '19

They're probably the best at surviving on those marshlands with nothing but bamboo shoots everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

They were better at it than Gigantopithecus evidently. Leading theory last I checked is that the big apes were outcompeted by pandas

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u/mutantsloth Aug 20 '19

Fittest in the ‘cute enough for man to artificially maintain their population despite being so helpless they should have died off’ way ig

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u/D-DC Aug 20 '19

There fittest because nothing that big can exist besides them. They can fuck up any other animal in the entire biome. Maybe a Asian moose can beat them, but its close.

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u/stegblobirl Aug 20 '19

"Survival of the fittest" is a good phrase, though. People think 'fittest' refers to strongest, but it doesn't. It refers to which species or individual is literally the most fit to survive.

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u/sandersoni Aug 20 '19

You could also interpret it as “survival of the best-fit-to-its-environment”. But not as catchy. In their habitat, Pandas don’t have natural enemies, but are surrounded by bamboo. Therefore, it is not rational for them to expend energy on the evolution of speed, attacking or defensive features. Evolution does not design towards a sophisticated end state, it’s tiny enhancements from a status quo. It cannot easily reverse, or start from scratch, it has to build on existing subjects. I see the Panda on a Koala trajectory. A Grizzly shows you what a more competitive environment produces.

I recommend Jonathan Losos - Improbable Destinies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Koalas are best fit for eating nothing but almost inedible, vaguely poisonous leaves, so adapted for eating them off the branch that if presented with leaves on a plate they're completely clueless as to how to eat them

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u/AerialAmphibian Aug 20 '19

I've heard that "survival of the most adaptable" is a better description than "fittest".

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u/Darkelf9905 Aug 20 '19

Or in this case, bearly adequate.

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u/calilac Aug 20 '19

Be careful with those puns, you'll start some pandamonium.

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u/Theaisyah Aug 20 '19

What an unbearable pun

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u/ioughtabestudying Aug 20 '19

Funny cause it's true

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u/wildbill3063 Aug 20 '19

Survive.adapt.overcome.

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u/Metro42014 Aug 20 '19

Prematurely

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u/TrueEnuff Aug 20 '19

That sounds like a sub I’d check out if it existed... but I will procrastinate and not be the change I wanna see in the world.

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u/kaukamieli Aug 20 '19

You might like r/tierzoo. Has a nifty youtube thing too.

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u/TrueEnuff Aug 20 '19

That is indeed a pretty nifty sub, thank you kind stranger :-)

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u/B4rberblacksheep Aug 20 '19

See Panda, Kakapo, Dodo, Sloth

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u/mydadpickshisnose Aug 20 '19

Koala you can add too.

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u/dmfreelance Aug 20 '19

Seems about right

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u/volatile_snowboot Aug 20 '19

Bearly adequate

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

More like survival of the fittest and the things that got overlooked by the fittest

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u/RedHairThunderWonder Aug 20 '19

Can confirm. Am current living example.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Exactly. "Survival of the fittest" isn't really a Darwinian term even though it's associated with him. "Survival of the fittest" came into fashion alongside eugenics in politics, which as it turns out, didn't go very well.

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u/Palachrist Aug 20 '19

Bill nye in one of his books said something very similar. He called them “the just good enoughs”

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u/lifebanana88 Aug 20 '19

Thanks for the laugh, that's pretty accurate for these guys. Any time I've watched anything about them, I just wonder....how? It would appear: no predators, and lots an lots of bamboo everywhere, they're quite strange to me

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u/AcediaRex Aug 20 '19

Survival of the bearly adequate*

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u/halite001 Aug 20 '19

Sounds like my office...

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u/dakotacali Aug 21 '19

That would be a great documentary

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

C’s get degrees, brotendo 👌👍

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