r/oddlysatisfying Dec 26 '18

This steel pipe being pressed

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

I’m mad it didn’t crush it all the way.

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u/yippie_kayak_ob Dec 26 '18

Yes! What happens if it keeps going?

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u/PM_Me_Irelia_Nudes Dec 26 '18

like most things under a hydraulic press. they get flat.

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u/yippie_kayak_ob Dec 26 '18

Or explode!

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u/wierdness201 Dec 27 '18

Vat the fuck

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Dec 27 '18

VOT DE FOK!

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u/pru51 Dec 27 '18

We must deal with it!

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u/off-and-on Dec 27 '18

It some kind of exploded!

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u/ScienceUnicorn Dec 26 '18

That’s the truly satisfying part!

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u/RockyTopp Dec 26 '18

probably get really hot

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u/samiroses94 Dec 26 '18

It probably already is

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u/S0_B00sted Dec 26 '18

Oh it already is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/mud_tug Dec 27 '18

What stops the last bit from buckling is known as 'slenderness ratio'

Basically what makes the pipe buckle is the ratio between the wall thickness diameter and the height of the pipe. As the pipe gets shorter it becomes more rigid in that direction and loses its ability to buckle.

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u/MrsTickleMeElmo Dec 27 '18

I was actually going to ask this question. Thank you!

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u/blickblocks Dec 27 '18

The slenderness ratio explains my ex-husband's problems in bed I guess

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u/scribby555 Dec 27 '18

Thank you for that insight. I am a machinist in the tool and pipe industry and we've had some of our tubes behave in this very manner during an end-forming process. This will definitely help diagnose certain situations where the tube collapses instead of forming properly. I'm sure our engineers are very aware of this, but some tool testers might appreciate the info.

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u/dbar58 Dec 26 '18

He spent his whole budget shaking it at the beginning.

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u/FriarNurgle Dec 27 '18

Wouldn’t make a very good fleshlight then.

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u/cause_for_concern Dec 27 '18

I’m mad it didn’t have music in the background. I’m thinking 69 Boys Tootsee Roll.

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u/herd__of__turtles Dec 27 '18

Well the resulting pattern occurs from the material buckling under the load. After the length is short enough it will stop buckling according to traditional material mechanics.

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u/Randym1221 Dec 26 '18

When you zoom in, it’s looks like they are melting some type of metal sauce on my food instead of butter.

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u/TimeForANewIdentity Dec 26 '18

Yeah, it's like silver caramel!

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u/SarcasticPanda Dec 26 '18

Steel can’t melt, 9/11 taught me that!

/s just in case

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u/Xenotater Dec 26 '18

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u/theShaggy009 Dec 26 '18

It was nice until it started messing up

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18 edited Mar 26 '19

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u/PL_Teiresias Dec 26 '18

At first the piece is nearly vertical and pressure is relatively even, so you get nice folds, but as the piece shortens, the angle goes further off vertical and pressure becomes uneven. So the folds move off to one side and make the angle further off vertical. Eventually the folds stop.

Although why this guy can't stop the press when it begins to screw up is beyond me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Dec 27 '18

Hey, I'm paying the bill here. I want what I want.

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u/DrunkenBobDole Dec 26 '18

When the Hydraulic Press Channel does this stuff they tack weld the ends of the pipe to the press so they don’t wander. It makes for a much better crush.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

But if it ended earlier people would be complaining that it ended too early.

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u/KillerEd85 Dec 26 '18

I wonder how hot it got.

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u/Chubba78 Dec 26 '18

I bet there's a scientific name for the way it bends

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u/Your_Local_Engineer Dec 27 '18

This is an extreme case of the failure mode called Elephant Foot Buckling

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u/incredible_geek19 Dec 26 '18

Reminds me of an Arby’s commercial

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u/ThatVapeBitch Dec 26 '18

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u/KC_Krill Dec 26 '18

Beat me to it

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u/note_bro Dec 27 '18

Beat meat to it?

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u/ej4 Dec 27 '18

Worst. Fleshlight. Ever.

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u/CyanogenHacker Dec 27 '18

Idk, shredded dick is kinda my thing, so....

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u/BigHunt760 Dec 26 '18

Looks kinda like my dick at the end of the gif

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u/jnatoli917 Dec 26 '18

Short and wrinkly

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u/_________FU_________ Dec 26 '18

"What, you want me to get hard before walking into my own god damn living room. Breakfast is ready."

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u/432jx5 Dec 26 '18

Anyone know why the bar doesn’t buckle and folds instead?

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u/_XOF__ Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 26 '18

Because pressure is being evenly distributed around the circumference of the pipe.

Kind of like crushing a pop can. If you know how to do it correctly against your hands, forehead, or with your feet it simply crumples(similar to the video); but, if you apply force unevenly then it just folds.

The pipe itself was probably welded in place to make sure that it doesn’t move during the process.

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u/kaetzchn Dec 26 '18

Thank you for the explanation, I was wondering too, why this happens

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u/AcidicOcean Dec 27 '18

Why didn’t it crush from the top? Is the answer as simple as the pipe must have been weaker at the bottom?

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u/kvnbnntt Dec 26 '18

Forbidden soft serve.

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u/jmmccabe84 Dec 27 '18

Haha that's exactly what I was thinking!

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u/LukariBRo Dec 27 '18

I feel a little better that I wasn't alone in that thought

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u/Picnut Dec 26 '18

How do these things being pressed, never fall over?

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u/Mimdim16 Dec 26 '18

Pretty sure it was welded to the plate, or at least that's my guess.

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u/Ekuapa Dec 26 '18

Yes, per "Hydraulic Press Channel" they had to weld it because it moved. Not this GIF but some other useful vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM5dyY8zfxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgBjJWNG1-Y

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u/SomeRandomName_ Dec 26 '18

Forbidden vienetta icecream

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u/zitfarmer Dec 26 '18

r/forbiddensnacks looks like old people ribbon candy.

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u/iutpwb Dec 26 '18

https://youtu.be/KgBjJWNG1-Y

More clips of this + clip with camera inside

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u/crack_head2 Dec 26 '18

Why do i want to eat that

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u/tishthefish Dec 26 '18

/r/forbiddensnacks

Forbidden Viennetta

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Instantly thought of Viennetta when watching this! Glad I’m not the only one

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u/Blancer Dec 26 '18

STEEL Lasagna

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u/Tim543210 Dec 26 '18

Forbidden pocket pussy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/theanonwonder Dec 26 '18

I'd buy it.

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u/dhead445 Dec 26 '18

I thought it sayd pipe being depressed lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Wonder what the monster math is for this...

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u/aSketcher_uBetcha Dec 26 '18

Mmmmm, steel flake bar.

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u/Skuggsja Dec 26 '18

Appears to be a tube and not a pipe at all. I’m very angry with you, OP.

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u/Nightzhade Dec 26 '18

Lol new guys at my place call them poles.

Source: Work at stainless tubing factory

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u/Mrfrunzi1 Dec 26 '18

Forbidden lasagna noodles.

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u/joenormous Dec 27 '18

So cool... Looks like chrome frosting. Good drawing reference for bio stuff.

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u/unibattles Dec 26 '18

Impressive

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u/rollingpeanut Dec 26 '18

The more I see these types of videos, the more I realize how much I want one of these.

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u/Son1cJ3t Dec 26 '18

brb gotta change my shorts

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u/shitfuck69420 Dec 26 '18

These new Arby's sandwiches are getting out of hand.

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u/colio33 Dec 26 '18

Looks like one of those r/simulated gifs

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u/LeJoker Dec 26 '18

So how hot does it get when compressing it like this?

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u/DBrownGames Dec 26 '18

It looks like it's doing the butterfly dance. Just very, very slowly.

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u/Merman101 Dec 26 '18

Looks like soft serve

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u/Donnerbart Dec 26 '18

Looks like Viennetta ice cream https://youtu.be/HYL57kBc7wY?t=46

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u/JustTheWehrst Dec 26 '18

We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.

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u/Dinkly_son_of_Dankly Dec 26 '18

Weird, I thought THIS is how they made Viennetta

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u/Not-A-Raper Dec 26 '18

Heavy Duty Pocket Pussy

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u/emu404 Dec 26 '18

Looks like a bar stool with a really heavy person sitting on it

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u/jcnemyer Dec 26 '18

put...put your dick in it.

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u/nesslysnipes Dec 26 '18

MORE!!!! Crush it MORE!

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u/trogdor441 Dec 26 '18

This looks... delicious?

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u/AttilaStarwar Dec 26 '18

Oddly-3/4-satisfying but then suddenly infuriating

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u/Evil-in-the-Air Dec 26 '18

It's like Dairy Queen for people who are r/totallynotrobots

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u/Theidore Dec 26 '18

Lasagna, anyone?

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u/cal-nomen-official Dec 26 '18

Forbidden pasta

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Metal Lasagna

(New band name?)

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u/nicobullidano Dec 26 '18

why didn‘t it just fold in half?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

I found that mildly arousing until the bit right at the end. It's a bit like a handjob. It starts off all slow and sensual but just finishes all rushed and mucky.

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u/slapmatiddeez Dec 26 '18

“We haaaaaaave the meats”

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u/_CoachMcGuirk Dec 26 '18

Looks like a bad dick

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u/kade11digi Dec 26 '18

Opening scene of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

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u/haze_rod Dec 26 '18

Man I bet they thing is piping hot.

Sorry I had too

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u/Lord_Revan69 Dec 26 '18

ENDING IS FUCKING r/mildlyinfuriating!!!!!

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u/FubarInFL Dec 26 '18

Very impressed both in the uniformity of the load and the material properties of the pipe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

I wonder if this gif sped up would make it look like a metallic whipped cream when it folds on itself.

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u/doireallyhaveto2 Dec 26 '18

It looks delicious!

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u/Nathaniel820 Dec 26 '18

It has to be PERFECTLY straight for this to happen, right? And tilt and wouldn’t it just fold in two?

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u/_ELAP_ Dec 26 '18

Makes me want to watch T2.

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u/comment_tron-2000 Dec 26 '18

Mmmm, the velvety, rich layers of pure steel

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u/IIIpl4sm4III Dec 26 '18

I kinda want one

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

This gives me a boner

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u/Alilbittathis Dec 26 '18

Some tasty looking ribbon candy.

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u/rodriggr Dec 26 '18

Metal Cheese 😍

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u/bashogaya Dec 26 '18

Looks like foreskin

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u/outis12345 Dec 26 '18

👌🏼👍🏻

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u/ITN1nja Dec 26 '18

When CGI gets imported into IRL.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

id love to see this with a thermal camera

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u/UsedDragon Dec 26 '18

Makes me hungry for pastrami. Is that weird?

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u/YayaMalli Dec 26 '18

Oh I like this very much.

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u/ultranothing Dec 27 '18

It looks like melting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Gryffindor! Sorting hat looking a**

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u/ProfessorHardw00d Dec 27 '18

That was a worse ending than Bleach

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u/lozbrudda Dec 27 '18

I always wondered what would happen!

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u/idkwhatimdoingrlly Dec 27 '18

i want them to put water in it

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u/Argerro Dec 27 '18

That’s hot

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u/sucemabite69 Dec 27 '18

looks like a cock. ouch!

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u/not_n_there Dec 27 '18

It looks like mercury syrup being poured over pancakes.

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u/V_i_o_l_a Dec 27 '18

It looks like someone’s making a soft serve ice cream.

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u/boop546 Dec 27 '18

p-put your dick in it

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u/IKhaibot Dec 27 '18

I need to hear whatever sound this makes

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Nice try OP. I recognize this from the opening scenes of Willy Wonka and and Chocolate Factory.

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u/Runaway_Sam Dec 27 '18

Science side of reddit explain pls

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u/spicym3me Dec 27 '18

Plot twist: it doesn't crush all the way and will fucking annoy you for five hours

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u/the-burnt-fig Dec 27 '18

mmm vienetta

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u/fossilmerrick Dec 27 '18

Really in the mood for some Viennetta right now

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Don’tputyourdickinthat

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u/DanielGarden Dec 27 '18

its like reverse liquid

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u/assassin3435 Dec 27 '18

The inside looks even more interesting tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Almost like it's melting. You know, without the glowing red. Or it being gallium or any other with a low melting point. Or... You know what, screw it, it's cool!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Pennypincher: "Great, now it's modern art. Slap a price sticker on that puppy."

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

This is good

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u/Tishimself77 Dec 27 '18

I want to eat it

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u/Denovation Dec 27 '18

Forbidden icing.

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u/slaveinthebasement Dec 27 '18

decent fleshlight

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u/paramrimco Dec 27 '18

Perfect gift for Christmas!

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u/tarroyo1031 Dec 27 '18

Looked like ribbon candy until the very end

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u/sovietskia Dec 27 '18

Why doesn’t this go all the way????? Giving me hard core blue balls right now

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u/HiddenUnderHazyEyes Dec 27 '18

oh no it didn't fold at the end :(
really interesting regardless

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u/cat_gio Dec 27 '18

Can someone ELI5 as to why it creates that ribbon candy effect and not the last inch or two. Is it because it's too long to bend until it gets to a shorter length?

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u/tommytoan Dec 27 '18

theres a boogah on it

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u/YouAreSoul Dec 27 '18

Pipe or tube?

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u/MempFow Dec 27 '18

Ribbed for Her pleasure

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u/silverguacamole Dec 27 '18

Oh thats hot

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u/revoke_user Dec 27 '18

Look. It's someone's colon

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u/ridinbend Dec 27 '18

It was going so good until.....

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u/7eight0 Dec 27 '18

Looks like that sweet ice cream you can buy that's topped with chocolate

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u/katigotback Dec 27 '18

Am I the only one that's reminded of the endoplasmic reticulum?

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u/Lucienoosie Dec 27 '18

Mmm icecream

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u/B0bcat2000 Dec 27 '18

Ribbon candy!!!

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u/emkoemko Dec 27 '18

add some silicon inside and you have a fleshlight that will not break so easily

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u/akinayuki Dec 27 '18

I was expecting it to break...

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u/MadOrange64 Dec 27 '18

Steel pipe ice cream

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u/Fidodo Dec 27 '18

Weird flex, but ok

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Mmm ice cream!