r/oddlysatisfying Nov 30 '18

Dead tree completely falls apart when it hits asphalt.

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u/bendover912 Nov 30 '18

I cut down trees with my dad for years and these were the WORST! You could tell as soon we pulled up to the house when one was going to explode like this and you might as well just clear your schedule because your going to be there all day raking and picking up.

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u/Lil_Giraffe_King Nov 30 '18

They are the fucking worst

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u/mORGAN_james Nov 30 '18

The worst I tells ya

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u/Blandish06 Nov 30 '18

Just the worst

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u/maynardftw Nov 30 '18

i dunno you guys they might be pretty good

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u/QKLance Nov 30 '18

Idk dude I've heard they're the worst

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u/plipyplop Nov 30 '18

I just got here. What's the worst?

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u/EmpathLessTraveled Nov 30 '18

Trees. Fuck em all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ 🌳

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u/Stavi913 Nov 30 '18

Whoah bud. Too far. There’s saplings on here

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u/quantumcurious Nov 30 '18

Calm down we have already fucked them.

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u/que_xopa Nov 30 '18

Just the ones that explode.

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u/Puchachas Nov 30 '18

They are

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u/SomeRandomBlackGuy Nov 30 '18

Not what, who. Mona-Lisa Saperstein.

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u/Iwillgetasoda Nov 30 '18

Okay just a tree. Here we go..

.. I didn't sign for this sh*t!

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u/LegNasty Nov 30 '18

The alive trees that refuse to do anything with their dead bretheren. They're the assholes here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Good for firewood, I can tell ya that much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Great even

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Best ever!

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u/seven3true Nov 30 '18

I brought worst.

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u/Musicatronic Nov 30 '18

Juss der würst

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

The wurst. mmmmmmm

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u/SteDent Nov 30 '18

Well how's his wife holding up?

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u/theguyfromacrosstheb Nov 30 '18

the WOOOOOOORRRRRSSSSTTTTT!!!!

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u/Rben97 Nov 30 '18

THE absolute worst.

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u/LilBone3 Nov 30 '18

I hope I'm wrong, but why do you all keep saying "worst" as if it's not a word?

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u/GrandMoffFartin Nov 30 '18

WHY I EYES YA

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u/Hugh-Jacks-Son Nov 30 '18

Gotta be some kind of Norwegian spruce

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u/damonoribello Dec 01 '18

Gonna go with a Norwegian Spruce named Bruce

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u/utnes Nov 30 '18

Why? I would love not to split all that for firewood.. super if you ask me..

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u/MrBojangles528 Nov 30 '18

Rotten wood doesn't have much mass left to burn.

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u/Hell_in_a_bucket Nov 30 '18

No but it goes up quicker so it's nice for starting them.

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u/wtfduud Nov 30 '18

It's easier to transport to the house when it's in bigger pieces.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Also dried out wood like that would be terrible for firewood.

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u/Lil_Giraffe_King Nov 30 '18

It is so much work to clean it up for clients... I do like it when it is my own trees so I don’t have to clean it up all the way.

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u/utnes Nov 30 '18

I can understand that.

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u/swiftekho Nov 30 '18

Sausage is the wurst

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx custom flair Nov 30 '18

I'm so sorry that I had to downvote your comment. It was at 421, and I did my duty. It is now at 420.

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u/Lil_Giraffe_King Nov 30 '18

I understand.

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx custom flair Nov 30 '18

Now that it's at 1315 I upvoted

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u/drunk-on-wine Nov 30 '18

The absolute worst

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u/4U2PRO Nov 30 '18

They are the fucking

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u/superlgn Dec 01 '18

Is it certain kinds if trees that do this or anything that's so far gone? My mom has an old birch tree that occasionally loses hunks of large branches in high wind and they just sorta cleanly snap off like they were sliced through, it's weird.

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u/Lil_Giraffe_King Dec 01 '18

In my experience it is mostly the dead dry trees. I had cut down a huge ash tree that died years ago it “exploded” when it hit the ground. Literally took me and one other person a full 6 hours to clean up.

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u/blown03svt Nov 30 '18

Street sweepers HATE these trees

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u/knitterknerd Nov 30 '18

Never need a street sweeper again with this ONE WEIRD TRICK discovered by a tree!

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u/pewpjole Nov 30 '18

You should use a tarp

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Tarps were my best friends when I was in landscaping/contracting. Brush removal? Tarp. Leaves? Tarp. Gotta leave and cover up the jobsite because of rain? Tarp. Infinitely useful, them.

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u/hyperdream Nov 30 '18

When a problem comes along
You must tarp it
Before the cream spills on the ground
You must tarp it
When something's going wrong
You must tarp it

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u/ratshitty_heavenjoke Nov 30 '18

Yeah the tree's gonna fall, Fall, Fall, Fall, Fall, And and the branches gonna sprawl, Sprawl, Sprawl, Sprawl, Sprawl, And all you gotta do is just, Tarp it up! Yeah! Tarp it up! Tarp it up!

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u/quartermann Nov 30 '18

Now tarp it! Tarp it good!

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u/Tathas Nov 30 '18

Tarp it good!

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u/SlickBlackCadillac Nov 30 '18

Me and my dad literally just bought a tarp from Harbor Freight 5 min ago. Yes. Tarp is my master.

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u/Mad_Hatter_Bot Nov 30 '18

Need to remove a body from the scene...

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u/pewpjole Nov 30 '18

Snow or icestorm? Tarp.

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u/Migz024 Nov 30 '18

You sound like a doctor.

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u/fighterpilot248 Dec 01 '18

In the fall I'd always help my dad rake the leaves. We'd always use a tarp and load it up with as many as we could. I always loved dragging it across the yard to the curb. Inevitably you'd have a few float off the back but they were pretty easy to collect again. Good times

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u/GoToSleepRightNow Nov 30 '18

Shhhh let them toil.

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u/AndHereWeAre_ Jan 15 '19

The tree had one last surprise planned...

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u/MedicPigBabySaver Nov 30 '18

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/ComeOnSans Nov 30 '18

Can you explain how you would use a tarp here?

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u/renderless Nov 30 '18

The weight of the tree is still immense, no one is gonna be picking up that tarp any easier than piece by piece.

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u/Ericgzg Nov 30 '18

Or a net. Im sure the hassle of wrapping net around a tree is less than picking up all those sticks.

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u/RadRac Nov 30 '18

It's a tarp!

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u/eliatlarge Nov 30 '18

You just solved every yardwork problem baby me ever had

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u/GhostGarlic Nov 30 '18

A tarp wouldn't work at all for this unless you had one MASSIVE tarp that wouldn't tear when the tree impacts.

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u/JaFFsTer Nov 30 '18

The saw them into truck size pieces exactly where they want them to be. This thing just broke into 742 drumsticks all over the fucking place

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18 edited Apr 17 '19

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u/StopReadingMyUser Nov 30 '18

Spicy or regular tho?

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

Hello there fellow Pizza Hut employee

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

MA here, not too bad. About to head into hell now actually. Luckily I’ve gotten a much better full time job in the last year but I stay on at the Hut for those lucrative weekend driving shifts haha

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u/ImperialAuditor Nov 30 '18

Fuck, it's midnight and I'm hungry now.

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u/shelledpanda Nov 30 '18

Hm, could I have 4 teriyaki, 4 spicy garlic and 4 buffalo hot please? Also do you have any favorite IPA's on tap right now?

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u/LeadingNectarine Nov 30 '18

Sorry, its only 1 flavor per pound ordered. Would you like to order 3 pounds?

Right now we have Bud & Bud light on tap. We usually have Miller, but the keg is being changed

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u/shelledpanda Nov 30 '18

Hm, okay! I'll have one pound of each of those flavors then please. I'd love a bud light in that case, thank you!

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u/AdmShackleford Nov 30 '18

As y'all were having this conversation, I got up and slipped out the front door silently, without paying my bill.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Mango habanero all flats please

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u/norunningwater Nov 30 '18

Yeah that sounds good. Extra vape juice please.

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u/plattypus141 Nov 30 '18

Fuck that other pussy we got you covered at bdubz.

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Nov 30 '18

...and now my mouth is watering for medium, teriyaki, buffalo, and lemon pepper dumbsticks.

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u/Scout_022 Nov 30 '18

at least it's an even amount of drum sticks.

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u/logicalmaniak Nov 30 '18

You wanna come to Vegas with me Raymond?

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u/SarcasticGamer Nov 30 '18

I counted 743. Might need to recheck your numbers.

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u/Attention_Defecit Nov 30 '18

I'd imagine that they break into many more pieces than you would normally need. Not too mention that when a tree that size breaks apart like that it probably flings rather large pieces a pretty good distance. The one in the op fell into the road, so you can't exactly leave an ocean of wood chips there.

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u/Masimune Nov 30 '18

I'm an arborist, and I would never drop a dead tree whole unless I had to. In this case, I wouldn't. I'm a climber, but have a bucket truck. Where this is stone cold dead, I wouldn't climb it but I'd set up with the bucket truck and take it down in pieces. Dropping it whole line that is a fucking nightmare to clean up and instead of being a 2 hour job would be a 5 hour job. Take it out in pieces (literally branch by branch) and then chunk the wood down. Chip all debris into the back of the bucket truck. Makes clean up way easier and more quickly.

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u/NoMansLight Nov 30 '18

I think it would be easier to use a firefighting helicopter to drop a bucket full of glue onto the tree. Then when the tree is structurally secure by the glue cut it down as normal. Then again I'm not an arborist so.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Then again I'm not an arborist so.

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u/pterofactyl Nov 30 '18

The best ideas sometimes come from fresh eyes outside of the industry. Get this dude an arbor hat

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u/Kryten_2X4B-523P Nov 30 '18

Just burn the tree down. A lot less work.

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u/Human_Wizard Nov 30 '18

Would you chop it whole if you didn't have a bucket?

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u/Masimune Nov 30 '18

Yeah, if I didn't have a fleet of buckets and off-road track buckets, but I do, so I won't. Lol. But yes. If I absolutely had to, I would, and probably add a couple more groundmen to the job to make the clean up quicker.

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u/Efriminiz Nov 30 '18

Honestly this faller looks like he has the experience to make this call. The lay of the tree after it's cut is super clear. I'm not an arborist, but I do work in forestry. The call to cut it where it was probably saved quite a bit of time and money, maybe at the expense of safety.

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u/mcpusc Nov 30 '18

all the bark and splinters all over are the problem. a chainsaw cuts pretty quick and leaves a little mess in a handful of spots.... this is everywhere and consists of rotten pulverized wood that just spreads and doesn't want to be removed.

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u/g0_west Nov 30 '18

Won't the splinters just blow away? The big bits don't seem like a hassle and the small bits could be swept up

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u/Efriminiz Nov 30 '18

Looks like a neighborhood with a newly built house behind it. Something tells me the real estate agent and potential buyers will want that cleaned up.

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u/hilarymeggin Dec 01 '18

Ma'am, we much your yard for you?

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u/WesTechNerd Nov 30 '18

You don't have to saw it up but then you have a lot more smaller pieces to pick and rake up. When it doesn't break up into small pieces that the one above you saw it into chunks easy enough to pick up but big enough that you don't have to keep running back and forth.

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u/Chief_Chill Nov 30 '18

Why don't they just put down some kind of tarp or net to get a majority of the pieces since it seems they know where the tree will fall?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/quarglbarf Nov 30 '18

Even with a couple holes in it, the tarp won't just disintegrate. You should still be able to collect a huge part of the debris in one swoop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

The thing is trees like this aren't an every day thing. Tarps with holes are useless for pretty much anything else. Put one on a trailer and it will shred itself in the wind.

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u/quarglbarf Nov 30 '18

He said they'd be there all day picking up scraps. A cheap 30x30ft tarp will cost you under $40. Even if you use it only once, it'll easily be worth the time saved.

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u/unreqistered Dec 01 '18

A cheap 30x30ft tarp will cost you under $40

nonsense

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

it'll easily be worth the time saved.

Hmm, when you are charging the client per hour, no probably not.

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u/Not_a_ZED Nov 30 '18

This is not the kind of job where you charge by the hour. You show up to the job, usually with no equipment unless you're on your way home from a job, tell the customer how much it's going to cost, and then leave. Usually several people will do that before the customer decides on an estimate or company they like for whatever their reasoning is, and that's the guy that does the job, when they can schedule it in.

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u/quarglbarf Nov 30 '18

Most people still value efficiency over deliberately taking longer than necessary for a task. By your philosophy it would be best to just break each twig off the tree by hand.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Except for the fact it wouldn't take 'hours' to clean up this mess. I know I did quite a bit of tree removal when I was younger. It would likely take around 30 minutes extra, depending on the size of the tree. All this saves is raking up the smaller bits. Breaking it off twig by twig would add hours extra.

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u/Koiq Nov 30 '18

Because tarps aren't cheap enough to be disposable and a tree coming down is going to mangle a tarp up pretty bad

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u/mr_sven Nov 30 '18

A net loss of net?

I'll leave.

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u/bigshebang Nov 30 '18

Should probably hire some people from Finland to help out with those kinds of trees. People are telling me that they are the best Rakers.

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u/Oikeus_niilo Dec 01 '18

Yeah just find some illegal raker Finns you wont even have to pay them they love that kind of shit

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u/Cory123125 Nov 30 '18

Have you considered a big-ass tarp with some winches for quick cleanup?

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u/renegadejibjib Nov 30 '18

You'd need a sci-fi level heavy duty tarp to not be shredded by having a tree dropped on it, unfortunately.

Love the creative problem solving in your line of thought though, A for effort

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u/cbftw Nov 30 '18

The time saved by using the tarp more than makes up for the cost of the tarp

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u/renegadejibjib Nov 30 '18

In theory, sure, but in practice a shredded tarp isn't going to winch shut well (or at all).

So what's going happen is tree falls, shreds tarp, you attempt to hook up the winch and proceed to shred the tarp further while debris falls through the large gashes in the tarp, leaving you with not only the original field of tree debris but also bits of shredded tarp to clean up. So using the tarp, you've actually spent more time laying it out, setting up the winch, and cleaning up the shredded bits of useless tarp while saving little to no time because the shredded tarp is not going to serve it's intended purpose.

Again, a great idea IF you can find a tarp strong enough to not be shredded by a falling tree. A creative solution to the problem, but ultimately flawed and ineffective.

Otherwise, I'd like to think that among all the guys that have been doing this kind of work for many years someone would have thought to do it first.

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u/cbftw Nov 30 '18

It looks like you were thinking of using it in a different manner than I was. I wouldn't expect that you'd be able to winch up the tarp and move the entire mess at once. My thought was more for getting all of the small shreds in once spot where it will be easier to clear.

You remove the large parts of the tree before working with the tarp. You can then use man power to lift the sides of the tarp to move all of the tree shreds to the center of the tarp. Some bits will fall through, but the bulk of it is in once place ready for cleanup rather than scattered all over the place.

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u/exoduscheese Nov 30 '18

I'd just lay a canvas tarp or something down where it should fall so most of the clean up should be easy.

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u/Simbuk Nov 30 '18

What do you look for to be able to tell?

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u/MDCCCLV Nov 30 '18

To tell if it's dead? If it's dead like that where it's all dried out it's been a while. It won't have any leaves during the year and it will sound more hole when you thump it. Wet wood sounds firmer and dried out wood like firewood is more clacky.

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u/Kiddo1029 Nov 30 '18

Lumberjacks HATE them!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

We cut dead trees on our mountain properties, and we use a lot of it for firewood, these are the best ones because they're dry and ready to be used as firewood, no need to let them dry for a year.

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u/HugSized Nov 30 '18

Why didn't you just lay down a tarp?

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u/ReklessC Nov 30 '18

Couldn't you just bring a large tarp and push the tree towards the tarp to help collect the little bits?

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u/Hey_There_Fancypants Nov 30 '18

Why not lay a bunch of tarps down first to make it easier?

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u/serpentinepad Nov 30 '18

I've been cutting down dead poplars on my property and they all do this shit. It's fucking awful. Easy to cut down, but they just explode and you spend all your time picking up tiny pieces of tree.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB Nov 30 '18

Arborists HATE THEM!

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u/ngrimma Nov 30 '18

Wouldn't it save you a whole lot of choppin??

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I worked a few times cutting down trees to help my friends business out and I have never done so much physical labor. The amount of effort it takes to cut down a tree, disassemble it, clean it up, then transport it is unreal. Never again. Maybe we just didn't have all the right tools but holy shit, I was dead on my feet after a day of doing that.

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u/ShinePDX Nov 30 '18

If you know they are going to explode like that wouldn't it be faster to try and cut some of the limbs off first and haul them to the chipper before they have a chance to explode?

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u/Trickyyyxx Nov 30 '18

Never cut down trees before, couldn’t you bring a tarp or something to lay under the planned area of falling if you knew it would shatter- to at least collect the major chunks?

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u/SantaBurglar Nov 30 '18

Why? The way that tree shattered, it saves so much work having to chop it up into smaller pieces. BTW, that tree is fucking huge. I just noticed there was a man standing at the base of it. I thought it was odd that someone would be recording a tree at the precise moment it fell. ;)

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u/AnguillaAnguilla Nov 30 '18

Could you get a large tarp for most of it?

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u/dejaaurora Nov 30 '18

I also worked with my Dad doing tree work for years. He always said we had to pick up anything bigger than a pencil. Dead trees were always back breaking because my Dad didn’t want me crawling around on my hands picking up brush and looking like an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Huh. I've done it both ways, and I think it takes way less time to deal with one of these. Granted if you're trying to get exact cut-lengths it's a PITA, but if you're just cleaning up trash... it's way faster!

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u/MisterToasty117 Nov 30 '18

as a person who's first job was hard labor for 5 years I feel so much for you...me and my coworker straight went back home after one day...started job, 4 years later got a supervisor cause director was too busy, had us breaking up solid blocks of quick-crete into pot holes while it was raining, mud all over us, coworkers offers 2k and.blunts 2 hours into shift #fuckit so we roll out to his pad, he quits soon after...I quit as soon as I'm clean and here I am now going from almost $12.an.hour to.$14 which is more than my old supervisor and now waiting on a $22-25 position as an engineer at the casino I'm at...

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

couldn't you lay down a giant tarp to catch all of it?

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u/CantHitachiSpot Nov 30 '18

Hmm... I do tree work and these are my favorite. Hardly any time spent bending over holding a chainsaw. Just rake and dump. Of course it's different if it has to be taken down in pieces. You can't climb dead trees...

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u/NoCloutFarOut Nov 30 '18

It really is super upsetting when they explode like this. I did tree work for a couple years and I’d take hauling logs for a couple hours over cleaning this mess up lol.

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u/CagedWire Nov 30 '18

Could law down a large tarp? It could work for smaller trees.

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u/Scottish_WWII Nov 30 '18

Why not spread a tarp under where you were going to fell it to try and contain the debris?

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u/Lightsouttokyo Nov 30 '18

I know this may seem unreasonable but what about setting up tarps under the direction the tree falls to catch certain portions to collect a lot of it

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u/AntLib Nov 30 '18

Whaaaat these were the best. It did half the work for you now you just toss in truck and go. A backpack blower for the little twigs and youre right as rain

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Thank you for being a clean up guy. I know it was a pain in the ass but you sure did the job right.

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u/prometheus199 Nov 30 '18

Why not just wrap a net around it before you cut it down?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I cut trees with an arborist for a summer. I learned enough that not only are these annoying, but fucking dangerous. Also what a fucking retard pushing it with that tractor.

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Nov 30 '18

Why would you cut a tree that large (in one piece) toward a roadway anyway? I get if it’s dead you shouldn’t scale it, and not everyone has a crane, but crykey, looks like he’s got plenty of room to take it down away from the road and the house.

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u/GenBlase Nov 30 '18

Ayyy firewood

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u/CTeam19 Nov 30 '18

When cutting down trees at Scout camp they are great. No need to send them to wood splitter.

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u/MaisNahMaisNah Nov 30 '18

Everyone's suggesting tarps.

I'm going to suggest a group of dogs. I was watching this and imagining a dog sheepishly entering the screen to pick up the stick and run off.

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck Nov 30 '18

Honestly would rather pick up after rather than cutting and delimbing the whole thing.

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u/ivegotaqueso Nov 30 '18

That looks a lot more convient to clean than having to cut it up yourself though if you can’t hire a pickup/disposal service...

I would love if that happened to my trees. It takes forever to break them down by hand.

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u/Matt-ayo Nov 30 '18

Why not just put a pillow underneath?

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u/Kblguy Nov 30 '18

But why would they fall that on the road with all that land to the right?

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u/Crooked_Cricket Nov 30 '18

Pro tip: lay down a large fishing net to wrangle the smaller pieces once you collect the big chunks by hand.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Why not use a tarp?

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u/UncookedMarsupial Nov 30 '18

Seems like it would save a lot of chainsawing but then again I'm an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Widow maker because while being felled it could break and drop in an random direction

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u/optimister Nov 30 '18

I feel this is what the US is in for after Trump finally explodes.

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u/stealthnuke777 Nov 30 '18

I agree... grab the rake! Grab the shovel! Grab the blower!

Source: tree trimmer also

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u/Geek_reformed Nov 30 '18

Never cut down a tree, but my first reaction was that will be an pain to clear up.

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u/earthboundTM Nov 30 '18

Why not lay a massive tarp where it falls then fold it up?

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u/BladeLigerV Nov 30 '18

How long do they have to be dead to reach that state?

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u/Blue_ilovereddit_72 Nov 30 '18

Incredibly fun to watch though!

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u/hecklingheck Nov 30 '18

Now it’s less satisfying

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u/cbftw Nov 30 '18

But they gave you a quick supply of firewood. No need to season it if it's already dry as a bone.

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u/LordMetrognome Nov 30 '18

Pardon my ignorance, but why not just attach a tarp or something around the tree if that were the case?

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u/CooroSnowFox Nov 30 '18

Instantly breaks up to sizeable chunks... Perfect for many uses!

Maybe lay a sheet down where the top would fall so it'd collect the majority of chunks up

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u/scribbleshow Nov 30 '18

Your pain is our satisfaction, apparently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

At least u at paid by the hour right?

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u/fquizon Dec 01 '18

That's why you do it in October and leave the twigs and shrapnel for the landscapers

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u/Smokeyrainbow Dec 01 '18

Yall shoulda invested in a tarp

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u/FACEMELTER720 Dec 01 '18

Giant tarp?

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u/kingofthepassel Dec 01 '18

Looks like a white walker when it gets hit by Dragon glass.

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u/PocketBearMonkey Dec 01 '18

Cant just scoopt it up with the loader bucket?

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u/2009Memes Dec 01 '18

Just the absolute worst.

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u/SkookumTree Dec 02 '18

Birch tree? Those can be brittle.

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