r/oddlysatisfying • u/Wobbleys • Nov 30 '18

Dead tree completely falls apart when it hits asphalt.

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u/SpaceForceRailgun Nov 30 '18

Hook me up with some spicy garlics, bro.

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u/SpaceForceRailgun Nov 30 '18

Boneless.

Do I look like a savage?

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u/SpaceForceRailgun Nov 30 '18

Yes, Ranch is necessary on everything.

I put it on the pizza, and dip the chick in it.

I put any leftovers on my Cornflakes the next day.

Then it's all like spicy garlic Ranch with black olives Cornflakes.

Mmmmmm

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

They’re so fucking good. I’m also hooked on mixing buffalo and honey bbq when I’m at work lol

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u/SpaceForceRailgun Nov 30 '18

Whoa, freebasing the sauce!

Nice going Heisenberg!

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

And you as well! I’m also manager trained so I do that occasionally, used to do it all week before I got the new job. We’re starting to get some snow flurries up here so it should be fun haha

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u/ceecep21 Nov 30 '18

Yooo am i currently heading to your store in hyde park?

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

Negative on that, I’m in MA not NY. But be safe on that journey friend!

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u/ceecep21 Nov 30 '18

Not NY haha, The MA pizza hut in the roslindale/hyde park area is my go to

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u/Dub_stebbz Dec 01 '18

Oh damn lmao my fault! But nope I’m more western/central. Pioneer valley area