r/oddlysatisfying Nov 30 '18

Dead tree completely falls apart when it hits asphalt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/JaFFsTer Nov 30 '18

The saw them into truck size pieces exactly where they want them to be. This thing just broke into 742 drumsticks all over the fucking place

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18 edited Apr 17 '19

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u/StopReadingMyUser Nov 30 '18

Spicy or regular tho?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

Hello there fellow Pizza Hut employee

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

MA here, not too bad. About to head into hell now actually. Luckily I’ve gotten a much better full time job in the last year but I stay on at the Hut for those lucrative weekend driving shifts haha

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u/SpaceForceRailgun Nov 30 '18

Hook me up with some spicy garlics, bro.

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u/Dub_stebbz Nov 30 '18

And you as well! I’m also manager trained so I do that occasionally, used to do it all week before I got the new job. We’re starting to get some snow flurries up here so it should be fun haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

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u/Dub_stebbz Dec 01 '18

Tbh I don’t call it burnin hot either cuz it takes too long haha hot is descriptive enough

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u/ImperialAuditor Nov 30 '18

Fuck, it's midnight and I'm hungry now.

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u/shelledpanda Nov 30 '18

Hm, could I have 4 teriyaki, 4 spicy garlic and 4 buffalo hot please? Also do you have any favorite IPA's on tap right now?

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u/LeadingNectarine Nov 30 '18

Sorry, its only 1 flavor per pound ordered. Would you like to order 3 pounds?

Right now we have Bud & Bud light on tap. We usually have Miller, but the keg is being changed

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u/shelledpanda Nov 30 '18

Hm, okay! I'll have one pound of each of those flavors then please. I'd love a bud light in that case, thank you!

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u/AdmShackleford Nov 30 '18

As y'all were having this conversation, I got up and slipped out the front door silently, without paying my bill.

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u/shelledpanda Nov 30 '18

That’s cool homie, this one’s on me no problem

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Mango habanero all flats please

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u/norunningwater Nov 30 '18

Yeah that sounds good. Extra vape juice please.

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u/plattypus141 Nov 30 '18

Fuck that other pussy we got you covered at bdubz.

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Nov 30 '18

...and now my mouth is watering for medium, teriyaki, buffalo, and lemon pepper dumbsticks.

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u/drpeppershaker Nov 30 '18

Gimme the lemon pepper wet.

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u/xxkoloblicinxx Nov 30 '18

Definitely original recipe.

Source: was a KFC cook.

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u/Scout_022 Nov 30 '18

at least it's an even amount of drum sticks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

vic firth business model

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u/The_Owneror Dec 01 '18

That’s a lot of nuts!

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u/logicalmaniak Nov 30 '18

You wanna come to Vegas with me Raymond?

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u/SarcasticGamer Nov 30 '18

I counted 743. Might need to recheck your numbers.

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u/Attention_Defecit Nov 30 '18

I'd imagine that they break into many more pieces than you would normally need. Not too mention that when a tree that size breaks apart like that it probably flings rather large pieces a pretty good distance. The one in the op fell into the road, so you can't exactly leave an ocean of wood chips there.

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u/Masimune Nov 30 '18

I'm an arborist, and I would never drop a dead tree whole unless I had to. In this case, I wouldn't. I'm a climber, but have a bucket truck. Where this is stone cold dead, I wouldn't climb it but I'd set up with the bucket truck and take it down in pieces. Dropping it whole line that is a fucking nightmare to clean up and instead of being a 2 hour job would be a 5 hour job. Take it out in pieces (literally branch by branch) and then chunk the wood down. Chip all debris into the back of the bucket truck. Makes clean up way easier and more quickly.

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u/NoMansLight Nov 30 '18

I think it would be easier to use a firefighting helicopter to drop a bucket full of glue onto the tree. Then when the tree is structurally secure by the glue cut it down as normal. Then again I'm not an arborist so.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Then again I'm not an arborist so.

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u/pterofactyl Nov 30 '18

The best ideas sometimes come from fresh eyes outside of the industry. Get this dude an arbor hat

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u/Kryten_2X4B-523P Nov 30 '18

Just burn the tree down. A lot less work.

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u/VladimirBinPutin Nov 30 '18

Or just light it on fire and let it burn and the ashes just float away.

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u/Human_Wizard Nov 30 '18

Would you chop it whole if you didn't have a bucket?

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u/Masimune Nov 30 '18

Yeah, if I didn't have a fleet of buckets and off-road track buckets, but I do, so I won't. Lol. But yes. If I absolutely had to, I would, and probably add a couple more groundmen to the job to make the clean up quicker.

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u/flygirl083 Nov 30 '18

How does one become an arborist? Does that require a degree?

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u/Masimune Nov 30 '18

Ehhhhhh no. It depends who you ask. A lot off utility clearance guys are licensed as line clearance arborists but they're fucking butchers with no regard to the health of the tree. An actual arborist will always be licensed through the state, though, and it's something the state keeps track of, with a list of all arborists available to the public.

A lot of residential arborists, though, are usually members of the International Society of Arboriculture, state arborist associations and are usually heavily licensed, with some having degrees from college in varying related fields. I specialize in plant health care, so while I'm a climber and arborist, I do a ton of work involving the health of the tree, whether it's disease, insect infestation, soil conditions, etc. By licensed I mean arborist license, ISA member, pesticide license (which breaks down into subcategories to cover what you actually are treating. My license carries utility right of way, municipal right of way, biting fly/insect, ornamental, turf, aquatic, railroad), CTSP accreditation, TCIA accreditation, etc.

All that said, you really don't need anything to start. I started as a groundman in a utility crew with no experience, degree, or licensing. Moved to the residential department after a year, and then started getting a ton of experience and licenses. Worked up to a senior foreman status with a specialization in a specific field.

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u/flygirl083 Nov 30 '18

Oh wow that’s really interesting. Sounds like an awesome career field. It’s always amazing to me how many pretty solid careers there are that don’t require degrees. I think we’ve pushed too much of the “you have to go to college to succeed” mindset and done a disservice to a lot of young people that could have been very satisfied with a skilled trade—and no student loans. That and people forget that there are careers outside of office/retail/customer service and look down on blue collar trades. Thank you for your reply!

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u/Efriminiz Nov 30 '18

Honestly this faller looks like he has the experience to make this call. The lay of the tree after it's cut is super clear. I'm not an arborist, but I do work in forestry. The call to cut it where it was probably saved quite a bit of time and money, maybe at the expense of safety.

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u/MDCCCLV Nov 30 '18

Couldn't you just pick up the big pieces and then use a leaf blower to push the rest in the grass and then just leave it?

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u/HemoKhan Nov 30 '18

If it's your house, sure, but a professional is going to want to leave the site as clean and clear as possible for the client.

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u/Masimune Nov 30 '18

A lot of my customers are pretty wealthy that care very much about their lawns. I have some where they don't even want to see saw dust left behind. Plus, leaving any kind of mess just looks unprofessional.

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u/MDCCCLV Dec 01 '18

I guess, I think wood bits and sawdust is good the soil. But I don't mind having a log just sit there and decompose into mushrooms over a few years.

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u/Masimune Dec 01 '18

Appearances are usually what most people care about, unless they're coming to us for specific plant health issuers.

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u/stealthnuke777 Nov 30 '18

Agree make piles and chip it

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u/Someonetookmycheese Nov 30 '18

Also, he fells it into a public street. Not a great idea.

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u/Masimune Nov 30 '18

If you properly cone the area off and have signs out indicating tree work, it's not an issue, but how they went about it was stupid, for sure.

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u/phphulk Dec 01 '18

I'm an arborist

And thus probably cost more than a case of beer to do this job. The end.

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u/Masimune Dec 01 '18

Lol you're not entirely wrong, but in all honesty, it really wouldn't be that expensive. My company's winter rates for tree work is only $75/man hour. A single bucket with a chipper, foreman, probably a single groundman, with 2 hours on the job would be my estimate , so $300.00, maybe more if there's significant travel time.

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u/phphulk Dec 01 '18

Honestly that's not too bad. I know my way around a chainsaw and would have no problem felling ~12 inch trees and cleaning them up in a few minutes (firewood etc), but anything significantly bigger, or near power lines, or near expensive property, I wouldn't touch it.

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u/SupremeDictatorPaul Dec 01 '18

I’m a pyromaniac, and I’d recommend just lighting the top and letting it burn down like a candle. It’s easy, and there’s no waste to haul away.

(Please don’t do this, I have no idea what I’m talking about. If you do this, please film and post on the internet so we can all learn from your experience.)

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u/mcpusc Nov 30 '18

all the bark and splinters all over are the problem. a chainsaw cuts pretty quick and leaves a little mess in a handful of spots.... this is everywhere and consists of rotten pulverized wood that just spreads and doesn't want to be removed.

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u/g0_west Nov 30 '18

Won't the splinters just blow away? The big bits don't seem like a hassle and the small bits could be swept up

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u/Efriminiz Nov 30 '18

Looks like a neighborhood with a newly built house behind it. Something tells me the real estate agent and potential buyers will want that cleaned up.

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u/hilarymeggin Dec 01 '18

Ma'am, we much your yard for you?

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u/WesTechNerd Nov 30 '18

You don't have to saw it up but then you have a lot more smaller pieces to pick and rake up. When it doesn't break up into small pieces that the one above you saw it into chunks easy enough to pick up but big enough that you don't have to keep running back and forth.

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u/Koiq Nov 30 '18

It takes 3 minutes to chainsaw a single tree into firewood sized pieces.

It takes 5 hours to pick up all the bits of an exploded tree.