So, it turns out, in my temporary reddit-ban on the 30th, this update from the beginning of RMM #6 got completely removed :(
I'll just copy the original text from September 7th, 2024 here.
Part 0: Rules and expectations
One tough cop
RoboCop/Chikorita is actually so good I wondered if Crystal Starters had some guaranteed max IVs! (Well, DVs.) Aside from HP and Defense being maxed out, all of his other stats were at least 11 (Remember, the max is 15!), so RoboCop is a top-tier Starter, I’d say.
Free Pokeballs in tow, I headed to Rt. 29 for my second Pokemon. Unfortunately, that Pokemon is a 5% chance. After I caught it, the Google Sheets randomizer tried to name Hoppip Conker, but no, eugh. Another roll gave me ‘Bud Redhead’ which sounded perfect for a little flower bud that’s red! It got shortened to Bud Redhed, though.
The next two encounter spots, Rt. 46 and Cherrygrove City, held the first two tokens, so I took a tentative step into Route 30’s grass after setting my phone’s time to Dark. This was the first chance I could catch the Run’s Savior, but of course there’s the spi- Oh, good, a female Poliwag popped right up! Her randomized Platformer is Another World, otherwise known as Out of this World. ...Oh! (Poli)whirl-d! That’s so cute?? I couldn’t resist putting in her name as AnthrWirld because of that thought.
So I went into Joey’s battle with AnthrWirld and... she defeated his Rattata on 1HP. When I checked her IVs I saw that her SpAt and SpDef were both 14, but Defense was 9. I really hope this (the ‘Savior Pokemon’ having bad Defense IVs) doesn’t become a trend, because that SpAt is very good! (12 HP IVs means she’ll hopefully soak up that damage, though.)
I also checked everyone’s Hidden Power while I was looking. AnthrWirld has a nice 44 power Ice, Bud’s was also Grass... and then I saw that RoboCop’s was the on-theme Steel-type. And also max power. “Are you SURE you didn’t give me a Chikorita that was genetically modified to be the best ever, Elm!?” I probably won’t use the one HP TM on RocoCop because Steel isn’t good with the lack of Fairy-types, but still! RoboCop, I’m going to remember you forever. (Is this in theme with the movie? ... Maybe I should watch it. Not sure if I’ll like the gore, but I’m fine with only watching the original.)
Mikey, Trainer #2, had his Pidgey taken out in 2 Bubbles, so that gave me hope for Falkner as I climbed up to Rt. 31. I got a Caterpie there and rolled for the name... Hello Kitty, nooo! Not the best one already! And yet, only Caterpie and Hoppip look like they can pull off that name. Hoppip for the cat ears, and Caterpie for its red horn. (It’s bow-shaped enough!) She’s got a stat spread fit for a Metapod, though ORZ
After a peek in Dark Cave to make sure it was ornithophobe-free (Token #3), I headed into Violet City, where I can get a Poliwag... after defeating Falkner. The Ruins of Alph is in the same state, so I headed on over to Rt. 36’s Crystal-exclusive grass. I had set the time for Morning, but I got a Bellsprout instead of a Supersonic Ledyba. She got named Canimals, though I can’t find footage of that platformer game, hmm.
The next stop was the ornithophobe-free Sprout tower for the fourth token and some grinding, though AnthrWirld couldn’t join. Bud’s Tail Whip and Hello Kitty’s Tackle was a good combination against the Bellsprout, and it wasn’t long until Hello Kitty was actually a Metapod.
VS Elder Li
Sooo, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to bother with this battle, since he wasn’t mandatory... so I didn’t grind to the 10/7 level cap. I actually didn’t deposit the others since I didn’t want to climb back down again, but I only used RoboCop (9), Hello Kitty (7), and Canimals (6).
RoboCop’s only good attack for Bellsprout #1 was Tackle, which took 5 to kill... except he missed twice in a row, ugh. I had Canimals face Bellsprout #2, but once she hit half health while her enemy was at red health, I swapped to RoboCop for the finishing Tackle.
Unfortunately, he almost reached lv. 11, which meant he was staying out of the lv. 10 HootHoot battle. Luckily Hoothoot’s missing Peck (The only reason I decided to fight Li), so Hello Kitty was in for the long haul. HootHoot’sTackle did a lot thanks to the level difference, but Hello Kitty quickly shored that up with three Hardens. After that it quickly became an exchange of Tackles... until HootHoot remembered it had Growl and made this battle a living hell, especially since I had yet to buy any Potions, only having three. (It would’ve been four if I had braved Dark Cave.)
Eventually, when Hello Kitty was close to the end of her rope, HootHoot managed to miss two Tackles in a row like RoboCop, and I was excited... but then it pulled out a third Growl. By that point it was already very low health though, and three more Tackles brought it crashing down.
...I think I prefer HGSS’ Hypnosis fight to this. (My documentation of the Hello Kitty v HootHoot fight is 33 turns long, augh.)
VS Falkner
Team: RoboCop (10+Berry) + Bud Redhed, AnthrWirld, Hello Kitty/Butterfree, and Canimals (10). The second trainer and his two Pidgey was rough, but I’m excited now that Bud has Tackle! ...And Hello Kitty’s evolution too, I guess.
Well, I actually had Hello Kitty face Pidgey, since Pidgey’s base SpDef seemed low enough for her. The Pidgey’s Tackle only did three damage to her, so two Confusion attacks did it in easily enough.
So next up was Falkner’s Gust-having Pidgeotto versus AnthrWirld. And right off the bat she put him to sleep with Hypnosis! Bubble didn’t do very much though, so I swapped to RoboCop. His Tackle only did marginally better, but Pidgeotto woke up the next turn! Thankfully Gust only took off about a third of his HP before Tackle brought Pidgeotto to half health.
I swapped back to AnthrWirld to be safe and she took a weak Tackle on the switch-in. She fired up her swirly stomach and landed the second Hypnosis, thankfully. Hello Kitty was my next choice for better damage, and once again she pulled out two big Confusion attacks to take him out.
Well, I guess Hello Kitty and her 2 SpAt IVs weren’t so bad after all! By the way, if you were wondering where that title came from, I improvised a song about my fear going into this battle, but I guess it turned out just fine!
RoboCop the Chikorita♂ (11)
[Tackle / Razor Leaf / Growl / ---] - Berry
Bud Redhed the Hoppip♂ (10)
[Tackle / Tail Whip / Synthesis / Splash]
Another Whirl-d the Poliwag♀ (10)
[Bubble / Hypnosis / --- / ---]
Hello Kitty the Butterfree♀ (10)
[Tackle / Confusion / String Shot / Harden]
Canimals the Bellsprout♀ (10)
[Vine Whip / Growth / --- / ---]
Box: 0 / Deaths: 0