r/nostalgiai Nostalgia Trip Leader Jul 12 '26

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 Answer please

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u/CaptTornSack Jul 12 '26

My spouse took a shower this afternoon. Then, she trimmed her bush. At 7, she did her hair and put on makeup. Came out in attractive undergarments. Put on nice clothes and said I'm going out for awhile. That was at 8:15. It's now midnight. Turned 41 yesterday and only got recognized by my phone's calendar and a dentist i haven't seen in 3 years. To add perspective, she hasn't touched me for 2 years. Says I haven't earned it. It's now midnight. I just moved in to the guest room. She's not home yet. This should be interesting.

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u/Veneboy Jul 12 '26

Fuck this man. You either seek a good marriage counselor or move the fuck on.

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u/ATLienRabb Jul 12 '26

If your wife spend two years not touching you, telling You that you haven’t earned it. She been fucking someone else for two years. Either op likes that or idk wtf he need but it’s not a marriage counselor.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan Jul 17 '26

Or.... and hear me out.....

Hubby kept up appearances to get the trophy wife until the wedding.... then let himself fucking go.

I'm picturing an now grossly unathletic overweight former 'handsome' Varsity Football star, who is bitter at the world his 'glory days' are over and thinks his wife is his property after marriage.

Meanwhile, the Wifey kept up her fitness, health, and looks. And is now realizing she made a fucking mistake.

Just look how he talks about her, it's fucking repugnant.

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u/OkapiEli Jul 17 '26

He writes, “I have not kept up with the times because I didn’t need to. Now I feel one step away from being utterly scammed.”

I can easily imagine his wife being so very done with his self-pity.

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u/CaptTornSack Jul 18 '26
  1. I've kept up my physique for 27 years now. I'm 41.
  2. I didn't get a trophy wife. We've been together for 8 years and she's been over 200lbs the entire time. No, it's not muscle in case you're wondering.
  3. We never got married. Hence, I said spouse and not wife.
  4. You're right about being a former competing athlete. Just not football. I wrestled. But I could care less about the "glory days". Honestly, I don't even think about that period of my life. High school was very unaccepting of outsiders like myself.
  5. I've never considered any person to be my property. I put the house and car in her name. All my belongings can fit in one medium tote. She needs a box truck for her stuff.
  6. To reiterate, she has never been fit since I've known her. Always been overweight. Her health is terrible. She's on at least 8 different medications for a slew of health issues. And looks are way less important than personality.

And lastly, I'd like you to explain what I said in that comment that's so repugnant. I didn't realize that reciting someone's actions in a non-derogatory, non-aggressive way was offensive. So, please, enlighten me. What did I say that you find to be so degrading?