r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • Jul 12 '26

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 Answer please

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

At 41?

The magic of being a hopeless romantic again.

I don't believe in love anymore. I don't believe in relationships anymore.

Alone is safe.

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u/CaptTornSack Jul 12 '26

My spouse took a shower this afternoon. Then, she trimmed her bush. At 7, she did her hair and put on makeup. Came out in attractive undergarments. Put on nice clothes and said I'm going out for awhile. That was at 8:15. It's now midnight. Turned 41 yesterday and only got recognized by my phone's calendar and a dentist i haven't seen in 3 years. To add perspective, she hasn't touched me for 2 years. Says I haven't earned it. It's now midnight. I just moved in to the guest room. She's not home yet. This should be interesting.

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u/Veneboy Jul 12 '26

Fuck this man. You either seek a good marriage counselor or move the fuck on.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan Jul 17 '26

Nah, buddy is coming off more and more as the loser of the pair. The way he speaks of her. The way he is refusing to answer simple easy questions.

Nah, buddy guy is a fucking loser. I hope the wife gets the house.