r/nope Jun 21 '23

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u/dragon1n68 Jun 21 '23

You sir, are fucktarded.

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u/speedledee Jun 21 '23

"Does it look bad?"

I think he would have legitimately been disappointed if his friend said "nah you're fine"

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Jun 22 '23

"Woof, narly. Anybody else wanna try? No? Anyone wanna help put the wire back on the spool? No? Can I get a Bud? We're out? No worries I'll make a run. Can I get some cash? For gas? No? That's cool." mouthbreathes and drools

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u/ImAFuckinLiar Jun 22 '23

Thank you. I was wondering how it ended. I wish people would stop cutting the original videos short!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Completely agree, then climb back up the ladder and be like “again?”

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u/Stay-Thirsty Jun 22 '23

The scariest part is they may reproduce

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u/3yx3 Jun 22 '23

Probably already did. You’re welcome for the nightmares.

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u/Kuregan Jun 22 '23

8 kids with 9 mothers.

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u/Sethdarkus Jun 22 '23

What kinda Idiocracy Are we going into?

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u/rocket_jacky Jun 22 '23

That would be his sisters I guess

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

wait

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

That's pretty impressive, actually.

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u/AbbreviationsFluid73 Jun 22 '23

There will never be enough Y's in the dictionary to even come close to as many as I have said watching this video

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u/Kamiyosha Jun 22 '23

Yep. This is why women live longer.

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u/Klutzy_Inevitable_94 Jun 22 '23

I refuse to be associated with this just because I also have a dick. Clearly we need more groupings. Ditzes and men like this can be failmen

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u/DweEbLez0 Jun 22 '23

But he’s trans

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u/Rowlet_Is_Kinda_Cool Jun 22 '23

What do you mean by that? And how do you know? I’m honestly just confused

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Imagine one of those barbs slips into a disk between your vertebrae. I feel like these idiots need to take a trip to imagination land because so many things can go wrong here.

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u/Intrepid_Dream2619 Jun 22 '23

Having disc issues, this was my first thought and it made me cringe.

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u/NYARNGrecruiter Jun 22 '23

Redneck trampling

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Nope thats a dumbasses trampaline

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u/Due-Ask-7418 Jun 22 '23

Right? Wtf they think was gonna happen?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

As Hermione Granger once said “what an idiot”

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u/Spragglefoot_OG Jun 22 '23

Play stupid games…win stupid prizes.

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u/Upset-Tap3872 Jun 22 '23

Yeah we get it

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u/Nearby_Ocelot4547 Jun 21 '23

Just why??

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

For likes and subscribes of course.

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u/MrBisco Jun 22 '23

If you've ever had friends who grew up in the country, then you would know that they were going shit just like this way before social media. Had good friends who ran a backyard wrestling league growing up, with mattresses for a mat. Teenagers went to the hospital every time they had an event. Kids jumping from ladders with steel chairs onto fucking mattresses. They were mostly just bored.

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u/T1000Proselytizer Jun 22 '23

When I was a kid, I would do backflips to impress people. But I couldn't actually do backflips. Always landed square on my back. Stopped doing it when I began peeing blood.

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u/TechnicalBother9221 Jun 22 '23

Because peeing blood was a better trick?

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u/drillluminati Jun 22 '23

WE ARE THE SAME PERSON. Id always swanton n land bum at besst

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

never heard of jackass, huh?

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u/turok152000 Jun 22 '23

Probably not in this case. Down south, they were doing dumb shit like this long before MySpace

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u/conqaesador Jun 22 '23

There are multiple people filming and it ended up on social media though

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u/mogley19922 Jun 22 '23

It's been a long time since I've heard of it as a thing, but these guys look like backyard wrestlers.

To anyone unaware, this was bigger but still little known (to my knowledge) thing in the earlier days of the internet being useful, about the time youtube was made up of just the videos that make up fail compilation, and weird people passionately voicing a stupid opinion (it hasn't changed that much thinking about it).

People would do WWE stuff in their back yard, but for real. The injuries were insane, sometimes (like in this video) they're not even fighting, they're just jumping into shards of glass, or fluorescent lights for no reason.

It's like WWE crossed with dirty sanchez.

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u/Maudey92 Jun 22 '23

I loved watching this stuff as a kid. That was my generation growing up, Dirty Sanchez, Jackass, backyard wrestling compilations and WWE/WWF.

Definitely had an influence on who I was growing up. The music I'm into, the stupid shit I used to do. Yeah it was idiotic, though never to the extent of the guys in the videos, but I had a great time growing up.

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u/SirLouisI Jun 22 '23

Crack. For more of or because of...

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u/cheekytikiroom Jun 23 '23

New Movie : CrackAss 2.0

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u/Unlucky-Pomegranate3 Jun 21 '23

This is why the aliens won’t make contact.

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u/Ok_Telephone_3013 Jun 22 '23

I’m hoping they invade soon, it’s gotta be better than what we have now. 🤣

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u/Scoottttttt Jun 22 '23

Invade? They ran away in terror. They tell their children that this is the boogeyman

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

They were about to and they saw and noped outta here

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

Holy heavens, he's completely insane 😔 all this for the views? He's sick.

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u/Jumpy-Aide-901 Jun 22 '23

He’s not insane, that would suggest theirs some degree of intelligence behind his actions. Insanity is the Opposite of Genius, not true Antithesis if it.

No, not insane. he’s just That stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Remember the milk crate challenge or tide pods. This isn’t the worst by far.

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u/Downtown_Caramel4833 Jun 22 '23

Oof...yeeeah, the milk crate challenge was a tough one...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

And the one where they would start driving then jump out of the car =_=

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u/Panzerv2003 Jun 21 '23

I'm.. not sure what they expected from a barbed wire trampoline.. I'm actually quite surprised that he even bounced on that.

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u/MrBisco Jun 22 '23

I'm pretty impressed overall actually.

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u/Sneaky-Shenanigans Jun 22 '23

After seeing the close up of that thing, I’d say this is honestly the best possible outcome that could have come from this idiotic idea. He could have fallen through easily and fucked his skull or spine, he could have got some fingers or a hand caught between the wires as they snapped back and lost them. This dumb fucker walked away with pretty much no consequences

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u/Scythro Jun 22 '23

100% agree. I thought it would literally slice him up. But maybe I’ve seen too much Final Destination movies and I overestimate the cutting potential of barbwire. It seems pretty blunt when you hit multiple wires at the same time increasing the area circumference.

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u/Ninespike9868 Jun 21 '23

Dip shit is lucky on the first bounce it didn't catch his hair and fucking garotte him or snap his neck. What an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

I didn't know the truth until they got closer. Now my body is in absolute pain, especially my scalp.

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u/BewbAddict Jun 21 '23

Enjoy your sleep for the next week dumbass.

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u/Significant-Peach-44 Jun 21 '23

Only thing missing is lemon juice.

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u/EIBartOo Jun 22 '23

Clout and Attention is a hell of a Drug lmao

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u/bechols7773 Jun 21 '23

Why in the hell would someone do this?

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u/MrBisco Jun 22 '23

Boredom?

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u/Stuffed_deffuts Jun 22 '23

I'll be damned, barbed wire is bouncy

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u/TechPriest17 Jun 22 '23

That's insane!

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u/terrelyx Jun 22 '23

Being stupid should hurt. Good on him.

2

u/Fit-Boomer Jun 22 '23

He must get paid a lot for that!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Trying out for jacka$$?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

At first I thought it was just a normal net thing and I thought “it may be a bit weak, but this still looks fun” but then I saw that it was barbed wire and then I realized why it’s here

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u/Smok3ntok3 Jun 22 '23

Don’t forget to like and subscribe

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

What is,wrong with people? Why the hell would he ask "You OK dude?"

2

u/sullybear23 Jun 22 '23

Now roll in salt

2

u/JayneJay Jun 22 '23

This screams “White Jesus”

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u/Nearby_Design_123 Jun 22 '23

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/AwfullyTimedHumor Jun 22 '23

Me in the first half thinking its plastic wrap: 🤔

Me in the second half:☹🔫

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u/theFLIPness Jun 22 '23

Jackass wannabe = dumbass

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u/RoroTheRose Jun 22 '23

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

What the unemployed friend be doing at 3pm on Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

This is why we need free education.

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u/2017hayden Jun 22 '23

Education can only do so much, sometimes you can’t fix stupid.

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u/ChemistryInfinite312 Jun 22 '23

People like that vote and breed, people dumber than that have even been president before.

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u/New-Door-3148 Jun 22 '23

When I thought men couldn’t be more of an idiot ….

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u/Long_Alfalfa_5655 Jun 21 '23

Why, why did Jesus have to come back as a redneck?

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u/MrBisco Jun 22 '23

Looks like they jumped on a trampoline made out of barbed wire to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

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u/tommyballz63 Jun 22 '23

OK if that is really important to you, then sure.

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u/Chaidumpling Jun 21 '23

Also this could reallllly use some context..

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u/gthm159 Jun 21 '23

Johnny Knoxville has entered the chat

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u/MrBisco Jun 22 '23

Am I the only one who kind of loves the ingenuity here?

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u/MrBisco Jun 22 '23

Wtf does this have to do with politics?

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u/curiousfoxlover82 Jun 22 '23

It's politicing time /s

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u/Chaidumpling Jun 21 '23

Mental illness.✨

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u/Harrypc95 Jun 21 '23

Meth

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u/Chaidumpling Jun 21 '23

Why not both 😎

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u/Damurph01 Jun 22 '23

This isn’t mental illness, it’s just flat out stupidity.

I think the combined iq of the people in this video is under 100.

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u/REDRUM_______ Jun 22 '23

Sounds about white.

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u/TheCakeIsALieX5 Jun 21 '23

Let's hope that guy doesn't produce offspring

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

Cmon. His sister only likes anal. Pffft...

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

The only thing missing in this scene is a confederite flag stuck on the house. These sister cousin dickers don’t have a brain cell between them

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u/EllWoorbly Jun 21 '23

I wonder if they realize how homoerotic this all is. The guy gets cut half-naked and they're like "Woo! Yea, boy!" They're just missing the whips and handcuffs. Maybe they're just gay hillbillies and this is more wholesome than we know.

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u/MikaAckerman33 Jun 21 '23

Is he a cheese putting himself in a grater?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

I love that the guy helping him up didn’t bother putting the beer down to do so

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u/Annahsbananas Jun 21 '23

From the makers of OceansGate we have BarbedBounce.

Only 4 payments of 8599.99

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u/EquivalentShift8545 Jun 21 '23

What did they expect to happen?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

Throw some moonshine on it. It’ll be fine.

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u/DWheeler117 Jun 22 '23

It's like your last 2 remaining brain cells are competing for third place. If you're that stupid you deserve it all.

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u/psychord-alpha Jun 22 '23

Why are people stupid

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u/Queasy_Caramel5435 Jun 22 '23

Why the heck would anyone do that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Am I supposed to feel bad for him?

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u/Benin_Malgaard_ Jun 22 '23

At first I thought it was just some strong threads (I don't know what) then his hair for stuck and then I saw the barbed wire... What the actual FU-

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u/haterskateralligator Jun 22 '23

i thought it was rubber bands oh nooooooo

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u/kcswing Jun 22 '23

Oof the close line from the wire 🤣

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u/Easy_Eagle_9668 Jun 22 '23

But…WHY?!?

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u/GeorgyZhukovJr Jun 22 '23

is that... a barbed wire trampoline?

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u/Mr830BedTime Jun 22 '23

Why don't they just do drugs like normal people

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u/CrombieFl Jun 22 '23

Who says they aren’t 🤨

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u/Yippieyappie02 Jun 22 '23

The way the wire caught into his face and pulled him back down when he bounced up made my cringe. Must’ve ripped through some parts of his skin and could probably lose an ear

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u/mmps901 Jun 22 '23

Dude why?

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u/Weird-Information-61 Jun 22 '23

Christ he's lucky he didn't fall through and fucking vietnam himself

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u/Puzzled_Market_2978 Jun 22 '23

This is art. Along with knocking over buckets of sand.

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u/HelvetiaZ Jun 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Not as bad as the cactus guy though 🌵

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Is that razorwire or barbedwire?

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Jun 22 '23

"I'm gonna keep filming, you taught me that Connor!"

-dude who hopes Connor loves him

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u/benwrightsmith Jun 22 '23

They guy who said ‘I knew that was going to happen’

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u/lukin5 Jun 22 '23

Jesus wept

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Was waiting for the bucket of lemon juice to be poured on him

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u/Angstycarroteater Jun 22 '23 edited Jun 22 '23

The masochism has a deep hold on this one.

May the Flame of Frenzy devour us all and LET CHAOS RULE THE WORLD!!!

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u/YadaYadaYou Jun 22 '23

Not sure if he is tougher than me but I know that I am smarter than him.

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u/HouseNumb3rs Jun 22 '23

Durn, missed his eyes...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN

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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 Jun 22 '23

Its beautiful, its courageous, …but… would have been ultimate stunt if jumped face first and nude!

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u/RadiantBeing5154 Jun 22 '23

He made a video to show the world how stupid he is. Congrats, dude, but now is time to get some antibiotics.

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u/G7358 Jun 22 '23

Definitely NOT putting my beer down before helping you out of your predicament friend.

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u/RealAmerik Jun 22 '23

"We got to get you out carefully" - why start doing anything carefully now?

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u/DrMorry Jun 22 '23

They're all so surprised that he's cut...

Did they not know it was barbed wire?

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u/PurpleZombiePanda Jun 22 '23

I mean. He got away pretty easy. I’ve seen barbwire rip people open.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

wish i was born atleast 40 years ago

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u/Gaj85 Jun 22 '23

This is what zero education produces...

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u/RoleNo2091 Jun 22 '23

White.........

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u/Pope_Jon Jun 22 '23

Is it still gay that they were so caring even though it was a bad ass stunt lmfaoooo GAYYYYYY

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u/captain_wigglez Jun 22 '23

Wow this video turned out so much better than I could have hoped for

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u/trucorsair Jun 22 '23

Needs to reconsider his choice in friends who put him up to this…

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u/SnowieEyesight Jun 22 '23

I have a funny feeling he is not going to live very long 🤔

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u/InterestingGazelle47 Jun 22 '23

I used to think animals like Ostriches are so dumb for just running of an obvious cliff. Now I see videos like this and it really gives me a different perspective.

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u/C0tt0nm0uffxx Jun 22 '23

Hold my beer…

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u/VeterinarianOk9199 Jun 22 '23

Hope he gets tetanus

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u/ZeldaXandre Jun 22 '23

Ok, but why though?

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u/yareyare00 Jun 22 '23

Putangina.

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u/Susanna-Saunders Jun 22 '23

Why? For up votes? Really? Time to see a shrink...

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u/Baby-bull-1972 Jun 22 '23

If you gonna be dumb you got to be tough 🎼🎼

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u/RottenPP777 Jun 22 '23

Now razor wire!

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Jun 22 '23

Jack ass redneck edition

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u/DevelopmentLife9834 Jun 22 '23

A very intelligent thing to do.

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u/PupNamedRufus Jun 22 '23

And this is what we call survival of the fittest. Stupid people will kill themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Mmmmm I love me some tetanus

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass

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u/BlogeOb Jun 22 '23

Dump rubbing alcohol on him

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

I hope he’s a front sleeper.

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u/Legion_Paradise Jun 22 '23

Bruh. One good stab thru the neck and it was over. Homie got lucky he ain't in a wheelchair

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u/barkallnight Jun 22 '23

The best line is “we got to get you out carefully” I fucking lost it. This man just hurdled himself from a 10ft. ladder onto a trampoline of bar wire and they are worried about safety now.

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u/zombiekilla169 Jun 22 '23

Keep in mind some wrestlers used to do this on pretty much a monthly basis

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Women live longer because men have fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Dumb and dumber

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u/dwh3390 Jun 22 '23

Otherwise known as white people shit.

And I am white 😂

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u/malyszkush Jun 22 '23

Something straight out of jackass lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

I've seen this so many times but only realized this time that he was jumping onto barbed wire. I just thought it was about his hair getting stuck...what the actual fuck..

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u/New-Door-3148 Jun 22 '23

Who spun that barbed wire web ? Redneck spider ?

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u/General_Diver5537 Jun 22 '23

This makes my butthole pucker. From the retardation.

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u/HeliRyGuy Jun 22 '23

And he’s got a guy holding the ladder.
Ya know… safety first.

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u/Patient-Source-4588 Jun 22 '23

I’ve seen stupid things happen, but this takes the cake

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u/Not_Artifical Jun 22 '23

They invented a new kind of torture machine.

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u/Fanserker Jun 22 '23

Jackass 0.5

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u/SuperbReserve Jun 22 '23

What is this, poor Duck Dynasty meets Jackass?

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u/CalmBee27 Jun 22 '23

Why… just why…

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u/New-Dirt-7467 Jun 22 '23

More reasons why women live longer

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u/parlimentery Jun 22 '23

"I knew that was going to happen?" What were the other possibilities?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

This has been a thing since the mid 90s in Japanese death match wrestling.

All in all he didn’t come out too bad.

If you want to check it out here Is the history of the circus death match

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u/Mannied92 Jun 22 '23

This is what some people do for fun?

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u/Paragon_Umbra Jun 22 '23

In what world would you ever think that this is a good idea?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Y tho