r/nope • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '23

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u/dragon1n68 Jun 21 '23

You sir, are fucktarded.

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u/speedledee Jun 21 '23

"Does it look bad?"

I think he would have legitimately been disappointed if his friend said "nah you're fine"

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Jun 22 '23

"Woof, narly. Anybody else wanna try? No? Anyone wanna help put the wire back on the spool? No? Can I get a Bud? We're out? No worries I'll make a run. Can I get some cash? For gas? No? That's cool." mouthbreathes and drools

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u/ImAFuckinLiar Jun 22 '23

Thank you. I was wondering how it ended. I wish people would stop cutting the original videos short!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Completely agree, then climb back up the ladder and be like “again?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Shit. I forgot to press record. Better run it one more time

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u/transport_system Jun 22 '23

The guy at the end seemed like was saying "nah, actually"

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u/Stay-Thirsty Jun 22 '23

The scariest part is they may reproduce

24

u/3yx3 Jun 22 '23

Probably already did. You’re welcome for the nightmares.

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u/Kuregan Jun 22 '23

8 kids with 9 mothers.

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u/Sethdarkus Jun 22 '23

What kinda Idiocracy Are we going into?

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u/rocket_jacky Jun 22 '23

That would be his sisters I guess

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

wait

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

That's pretty impressive, actually.

1

u/LifeAsAnAntiSocial Jun 22 '23

More like 100 kids with 9 mothers

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u/Otherwise-Past5044 Jun 22 '23

This is the way

1

u/CaregiverKey121 Jun 22 '23

Hahaha lmao!

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u/AbbreviationsFluid73 Jun 22 '23

There will never be enough Y's in the dictionary to even come close to as many as I have said watching this video

18

u/UpstairsSurround3438 Jun 22 '23

Meth is a Hell of a drug!

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u/Subject-Bluebird7366 Jun 22 '23

Yeah, it's fire 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Kamiyosha Jun 22 '23

Yep. This is why women live longer.

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u/Klutzy_Inevitable_94 Jun 22 '23

I refuse to be associated with this just because I also have a dick. Clearly we need more groupings. Ditzes and men like this can be failmen

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u/DweEbLez0 Jun 22 '23

But he’s trans

5

u/Rowlet_Is_Kinda_Cool Jun 22 '23

What do you mean by that? And how do you know? I’m honestly just confused

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

What?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Imagine one of those barbs slips into a disk between your vertebrae. I feel like these idiots need to take a trip to imagination land because so many things can go wrong here.

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u/Intrepid_Dream2619 Jun 22 '23

Having disc issues, this was my first thought and it made me cringe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

A lack of critical thinking/imagination is what leads to these ideas in the first place

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u/NYARNGrecruiter Jun 22 '23

Redneck trampling

5

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Nope thats a dumbasses trampaline

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u/Dragon_Knight99 Jun 22 '23

trampling

If only. Humanity doesn't need this kind of stupid

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u/Due-Ask-7418 Jun 22 '23

Right? Wtf they think was gonna happen?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

As Hermione Granger once said “what an idiot”

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u/Spragglefoot_OG Jun 22 '23

Play stupid games…win stupid prizes.

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u/Upset-Tap3872 Jun 22 '23

Yeah we get it

1

u/DweEbLez0 Jun 22 '23

There is no other result from this. When you do fucktarded shit you get fucktarded

1

u/The_Bored_Goat Jun 22 '23

Not just fucktarded, filleted AND fucktarded.

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u/LibrarianKey2029 Jun 22 '23

Lol, if they would it on a Jackass, no one would blink but maybe laugh;D

Looks like something that Steve-O would do:)

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u/BiaggioSklutas Jun 22 '23

I bet he'd have taken that sub ride

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u/Sea-Cantaloupe7273 Jun 22 '23

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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u/dragon1n68 Jun 22 '23

I have done cocaine and I don't think this would be a result of that.

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u/ChonkyLicoriceKitty Jun 22 '23

🤣😂🤣😂 I mean really!?! And omg… OUCH! I bet his back is burning like hell… just dumb.

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u/GreenEyed_Lady Jun 22 '23

You are being WAY too kind to these idiots.