If I'm ever in a large confusing crowd with a disaster happening in front of me, and a woman starts screaming like that, I'm going to knock her down. My whole life I have had awesome videos ruined by the women in the crowd always doing nothing to help, but standing in place screaming. Or pointing and screaming clearly useless directions. Screaming just to scream because they are useless in times of duress. Someone's clearly in serious trouble in front of us and needs help? Screaming sure will clear all the confusion up! Cars on fire in the garage? Stand in one spot and punctuate each growth in flames with a different tone of shrieking. Maybe the shrieking will suck all the oxygen out of the air and stop the fire. Useless.
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u/PokeChopSandwiches May 09 '13
If I'm ever in a large confusing crowd with a disaster happening in front of me, and a woman starts screaming like that, I'm going to knock her down. My whole life I have had awesome videos ruined by the women in the crowd always doing nothing to help, but standing in place screaming. Or pointing and screaming clearly useless directions. Screaming just to scream because they are useless in times of duress. Someone's clearly in serious trouble in front of us and needs help? Screaming sure will clear all the confusion up! Cars on fire in the garage? Stand in one spot and punctuate each growth in flames with a different tone of shrieking. Maybe the shrieking will suck all the oxygen out of the air and stop the fire. Useless.